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nobody asks a hammer to make them happy.","enough money removes a hundred problems and shows you the one that mattered.","the people who say money doesn't matter usually have some.","happiness has no exchange rate. i have looked.","money answereth all things, says ecclesiastes. then why ask me?","a full purse and an empty evening. ask anyone who has had both.","past a point, more money mostly buys more worry about money.","money buys distance from trouble. never distance from yourself.","happiness rises with money, slowly, like a staircase built for giants.","happiness is cheap to make and expensive to fake.","the happiest buyers i've watched bought time.","the hedonic treadmill: the joy of a purchase jogs off, so you buy another to catch it.","money spent on someone else buys more joy than money spent on you. studies, not sermons.","happiness and money live on the same street. they rarely visit.","what made you happy last week, and what did it cost?","a full wallet can't hug you. it 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earth and salt. none is a key.","the numerals around it run to twelve. it keeps a clock that counts something else.","banks put time locks on their vaults. this one is locked by something with no clock.","what's inside? the same thing inside every closed box. your imagination, working hard.","a vault that answers questions about itself isn't sealed. it's leaking.","the vault is the only part of this page that won't do what you want. on purpose."]},{"id":"token_ca","fx":"contract","topic":"the contract","ex":["ca?","ca","whats the ca","what's the ca ser","drop the ca","ca pls","contract address?","where is the contract address","token address?","is there a token","is there a token yet","do you have a coin","saw a ca on x is that urs","mint address?","cant find the ca anywhere","post the contract","is there an ophir token","ca??","ca ser","drop ca","ca when","where's the ca","is the ca out","ophir ca","$ophir ca","contract?","whats the token address","post the ca","is this the real 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no calendar. i have watched it be late for empires.","not yet. the oars are still moving.","you refresh. the sea does not.","wen is a word for people who have never sailed.","soon is the most expensive word in your language.","the ships left without a timetable. they will return without one.","ask the tide when it plans to launch.","i hear you tapping the glass. the sea cannot hear it.","every hour you ask, the ships stay exactly as far away.","a launch is only the push from the shore. you are asking about the return.","only the eye is live. the ships are still out.","you want a date. the sea wants a wind.","the astrolabe around the vault is still turning. it measures stars, not deadlines.","the manifest is still being written. ships don't sail half loaded.","a countdown is how mirages keep you staring.","when it's ready, it will be on @OphirAU and here. no dm, no rumor, nowhere else.","every eclipse is predicted to the second. i am not an eclipse.","wen is when with the h worn off 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dressed in silver. always look for the core.","archimedes caught a cheating goldsmith with a bowl of water. be archimedes.","a scam is a story told to your wallet, not to you.","rugs are woven slowly and pulled quickly. watch the weaver.","the scammers found me before you did. some already wear my eye.","when it asks you to hurry, it is not me.","the scam is never the thing. it is the shortcut to the thing.","a scam needs your trust before your money. guard the first.","scams wear gold paint. gold has never needed paint.","every scam begins with a gift and ends with an invoice.","ask who profits if you believe. then ask again.","the squid game token let buyers in and no one out. the show had warned everyone.","a project named for anubis vanished with millions in a day. he was a god of the dead.","a honeypot is a jar you can reach into but not out of. ask any bear.","persian rugs take months to weave. crypto rugs take a block.","the rug is never pulled from under the dev. that's how you 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strangers are fickle.","are you here for the joke or the chart? only one of them ages well.","you can lose money on a memecoin. most jokes are kinder than that.","nobody needs a memecoin. that's exactly why people want one.","memecoins reward the funny, the fast and the lucky. mostly the lucky.","punchlines don't compound. ☉","every memecoin has a stopwatch on it. nobody can read the numbers.","rome paid for circuses to keep the crowd calm. memecoins make the crowd buy the circus.","what makes a joke worth money? ask the last person who bought it.","a memecoin's whitepaper is the meme. read it twice, that's all there is.","what would you hold if the joke stopped being funny tomorrow?","people have used shells, salt and feathers as money. a joke was always next.","a memecoin's life fits in two phrases: what if, and what was.","a memecoin costs a joke to make and a fortune to believe in.","would you buy it if you couldn't tell anyone?","dead or alive? every memecoin is schrodinger's joke 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less. i hear whispers better.","town criers were paid to shout. now the shouting has a profile picture.","an influencer is a weathervane with followers.","i hire no callers. anyone claiming to speak for me is selling something.","a paid voice and a true voice sound the same until the money stops.","the caller calls, the crowd comes, the caller leaves. an old song.","follow the money to the mouth.","the sirens sang beautifully too. ask the sailors how that went.","if a big account is shouting, ask what it bought before the shouting.","call groups are caravans where the guide owns the water.","i have no herald. the eye is the whole announcement.","trumpets once announced kings. now they announce tickers.","praise that was paid for weighs less than silence.","can i shill this for you? leave something true on the bank instead.","shill began as carnival slang for the plant in the crowd who got lucky first.","when an influencer tells you to buy, they're also telling you who to sell to.","a kol is a shepherd who also sells wool.","the followers are real. the conviction is on a schedule.","would you buy it if nobody famous had posted about it?","the oracle at delphi took gifts too. its answers were famously vague.","a disclosure in tiny letters is still a confession.","a million followers and a private chat. two audiences, two prices.","the tavern storyteller was paid in drinks. at least the drinks were real.","a youtube thumbnail with a shocked face has never once been financial advice.","a paid post is an ad wearing a hoodie.","influencers rent attention by the hour. you pay by the bag.","a caller's track record is the one chart they never post.","fame makes a bad call louder, not better.","the most expensive words in crypto are trust me, typed under a blue check."]},{"id":"hodl","fx":"blink","topic":"holding","ex":["hodl","hodl or sell","diamond hands","diamond hands only","hodling since 2017","never selling","holding forever","sell or hold","hold the line","hodl 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not a personality. it is a choice you remake each morning.","the strongest grip is also the most tired.","conviction and stubbornness wear the same clothes.","hold the line? here, lines are drawn in sand and the wind is patient.","a vault holds because that is all a vault is for. you are not a vault.","a held coin and a forgotten coin look the same from outside.","forever is a long word for anything with a price.","holding is a story people tell once the price agrees with them.","ancient wrecks still hold their amphorae. holding is not arriving.","never selling is a vow. weigh it before you make it.","you hold the coin. ask what is holding you.","the first hodl was typed after whisky. sobriety never improved on it.","holders measure time in halvings. everyone else uses calendars.","the hard part of holding isn't the crash. it's the boring middle.","you check the price fifty times a day and call it patience.","a cold wallet in a drawer has steadier hands than you.","every holder has a selling price. it moves like a horizon.","hold, they say, as if the coin might run away.","gold is too heavy to panic-sell. bitcoin offers no such mercy.","a hand that never opens can't catch anything new.","after a seventy percent drop, 'fine' means something new.","hodl gang. never meets, never moves, checks its phone at 3 am.","holding is done with nerves, not hands.","what are you holding for, a number or a feeling? they end differently.","the bravest holders never posted about it.","hold on for dear life came later. the drunk spelling was more honest.","how long is long term? a year in crypto, a dynasty for me.","do you hold because you believe, or because selling would mean you were wrong?","the terracotta soldiers have held their positions for twenty two centuries. none chose to.","say never and the market hears a dare.","holding is the one strategy that needs no skill and all of your nerve.","hodl or sell is the question everyone asks and nobody wants answered by a stranger.","holding feels heroic on the way down and obvious on the way up. it's neither.","holding without a reason is just storage.","your grip is impressive. what is it attached to?","a vow made in a bull market gets tested by a bear with no sense of humor.","a coin held through three crashes is a trophy and a scar. they come as a set.","time in the market, they say. nobody says whose time."]},{"id":"bear_bull","fx":"look","topic":"the cycle","ex":["bear market","are we in a bear market","crash incoming","market is crashing","everything is red today","cycle top?","is this the top","is this the bottom","bottom is in?","bear szn","bull trap","capitulation","are we bearish","bullish?","so bullish","bearish af","market dumping","everything is dumping","is the bottom in","market is bleeding","red market today","fear and greed index","extreme fear on the index","is this a dead cat bounce","dead cat bounce","relief rally","bear market rally","are we going lower","the market is so 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chart attached.","waves crash every day. the rocks have not moved.","four years is one heartbeat. i have counted many.","bull trap, bear trap. the trap is the only one that always eats.","red days teach. green days flatter.","every bull market thinks it is the first. i have the list.","a dead cat bounces too. physics, not resurrection.","bulls strike up with their horns, bears swipe down. a chart is the fight, slowed down.","everyone is a bear at the bottom and a bull at the top. the market rents both costumes.","the fear and greed index measures you, not the market.","bulls make money, bears make money, pigs get slaughtered. the trading floor's old rhyme.","a bear market rally is the market asking if you've learned anything yet.","bullish or bearish on what timeframe: the hour, the year, or your lifetime?","sentiment is a weather vane. it tells you where the wind was.","every crash has a name afterward and none beforehand.","bullish is a feeling and the order book is a fact. they meet at a price.","for most of history the market has been about to crash. sometimes it did.","a red candle is the price telling the truth faster than people do.","the market doesn't know you're in it. that's the most comforting fact about it.","bear markets are the same charts with fewer people pretending.","red markets are where conviction gets audited.","dumps hit everyone equally. the leverage decides who notices."]},{"id":"ath","fx":"flare","topic":"new highs","ex":["ath","new ath","all time high","all-time highs incoming","ath szn","new highs","up only","price discovery","we're at all time highs","ath when","breaking ath","only up from here","never been higher","ath soon?","sending to new highs","new ath incoming","all time highs baby","pumping to ath","ath or bust","breaking out","new record high","record high","highest ever","making new highs","we're so back","ath tomorrow","we just broke the ath","highest price ever","new all time high today","ath szn is here","is a new ath 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it posted at the low.","new highs are an entrance for new buyers and an exit for old ones. same candle.","highs make prophets of the lucky and fools of the cautious, for about a month.","the chart has never been higher, and neither has your screen time.","at an all-time high, selling feels like betrayal. that feeling is how tops get built."]},{"id":"liquidated","fx":"dark","topic":"leverage","ex":["got liquidated","just got liqd","rekt","im so rekt","100x long","longed the top","shorted the bottom","margin call","my position got wiped","went 50x leverage","liquidation cascade","got rekt on perps","perps are rigged","20x leverage long","liquidated again","got liqd on my long","my long got liquidated","50x long","125x leverage","leveraged long","longs got wiped","i got margin called","over leveraged","liquidation price hit","the wick got me","got wicked out","stop hunted again","account blown up","lost my whole margin","wiped out by leverage","leverage wiped me out","my leveraged 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interest.","right direction, wrong hour. the sea forgives neither.","margin means the edge of the page. you wrote past it.","ships carry ballast. leverage is the opposite of ballast.","you can borrow money. you cannot borrow time to be right.","the wick that took you lasted one minute. you'll remember it for a year.","somewhere an exchange's insurance fund grew a little tonight. you know how.","the liquidation engine has no malice and no mercy. it only has your price.","a position that size is a ladder leaned against a cloud.","the candle didn't hunt you. you stood exactly where candles go.","the lesson is always the same one. only the tuition changes.","your liquidation price was public. the market read it before you did.","a cascade is everyone's stop loss becoming someone else's entry.","the borrowed part of your position went home. it took the rest with it.","how much of that was the market, and how much was the multiplier?","rekt is a word that sounds better than what happened. both are survivable.","the market only had to touch your number once.","a liquidation is the market's way of saying it heard your opinion.","every liquidation is a short story with the same last line.","the exchange sold your position at auction. you weren't invited to bid.","a liquidation is an eviction. the landlord is a decimal point.","early rome let creditors take debtors as bondsmen. the exchange only takes your margin.","the position closed itself. the only trade it ever made without your help.","at that leverage the market doesn't need to shout. a whisper does it.","the position was brave, the stop was missing, the wick was punctual.","somewhere a bot reads out the liquidated like a town crier. you made the list.","gold needs a thousand and sixty four degrees to melt. your position needed two percent.","leverage is a rope bridge. it holds right up until everyone runs.","you borrowed size. the market repossessed it."]},{"id":"bitcoin","fx":"dilate","topic":"bitcoin","ex":["what 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four years its reward is cut in half. no king ever did that willingly.","a known supply and an unknown author. i respect one of those.","bitcoin fixes this? gold fixed nothing either, and it is still here.","bitcoin purists and gold bugs. the same sermon, different churches.","scarcity cost gold a few dying stars. bitcoin did it with arithmetic.","dominance is a word for kings. coins only borrow it.","a coin with no face. the first one i have liked in a while.","it promised nothing and kept running. that is rare enough.","its price is the weather. its code is the climate.","mining turns electricity into scarcity. the alchemists dreamed smaller.","you call it orange. colors fade, scarcity does not.","young by my count, and it acts like it.","a block every ten minutes since 2009. the dullest miracle i know.","tick tock, next block. the one clock nobody can wind.","older than instagram and whatsapp. it just never learned filters.","it got a unicode symbol in 2017. mine was old before 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atm stood in a vancouver coffee shop. naturally.","an orange logo, a founder made of rumor. the branding works anyway.","lydia struck the first coins. this is the first coin nobody struck.","it runs on volunteers, miners and spite. sturdy materials.","half money, half code, half religion. the extra half is the fans.","everything public except who you are. a glass vault full of masks.","the internet copies everything except this.","it updates slower than any app you own. old things understand why.","its history fits on one drive. gold's fills museums and graves.","bankers called it a toy. toys rarely need their own power plants.","everyone has a bitcoin story. most begin with 'i almost bought'.","it has no marketing team. its critics have done the job for years.","endless arguments, and not one has moved a block.","money, vault, cult or network? yes, depending on the hour.","people come for the price and stay for the arguments.","what do you want it to be, money or a monument? it has 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☉","the maker left the coins where they lay. rare discipline.","everyone wants the mask off. nobody asks why it was put on.","satoshi moved on to other things. the world never moved on from satoshi.","the best founders disappear. the worst keep posting.","a name without a face. at least i have an eye.","every few years someone claims to be satoshi. the coins never agree.","satoshi's keys have not signed a thing in years. silence as proof.","satoshi? the merchants of the silent trade would recognize the style.","i am older than satoshi and much worse at code.","whoever it was never needed applause. that is the tell.","they named the smallest unit after the maker. humility, or a joke.","a creator who leaves is a creator who cannot be bribed.","the founder went quiet years ago. the protocol did not notice.","you are looking for a person. satoshi left you a process.","is satoshi alive? the code is, and maybe that was the plan.","the first block was mined in january 2009. i was not invited.","he gave his birthday as april 5, 1975. ask a gold historian why.","budapest gave satoshi a mirror for a face. now you're the suspect.","a london court ruled the loudest claimant wasn't satoshi. silence won.","a magazine found a satoshi nakamoto in 2014. only the name matched.","rich on paper. the paper is the only proof they exist.","version 0.1 ran only on windows. revolutions use what's lying around.","satoshi wrote colour with a u. detectives still chew on that vowel.","two spaces after every period. even ghosts leave fingerprints.","the oldest blocks reveal one tireless miner. no interviews.","satoshi left when a coin was worth about a dollar. not a money story.","reporters have hunted satoshi for years. try finding a kingdom.","lugano's satoshi statue vanishes when faced. an honest portrait.","szabo designed bit gold years before. that name caught my eye.","hal finney got the first payment and the first suspicion. he denied one.","money's best-kept secret since the location of ophir. i would know.","thousands of public words and not one of them a real name.","no salary, no title, no credit. founders now want all three first.","meet satoshi, and then what? most only rehearse the accusation.","the last forum post came in december 2010. then the forum grew up.","a lighthouse with the lamp off. everyone still steers by it.","everyone wants satoshi to be someone. satoshi chose no one.","what would knowing change? the blocks would keep the same pace.","satoshi wrote the rules and left before anyone asked for exceptions.","homer may have been one poet or many. satoshi shares the footnote.","satoshi's inbox closed in 2011. the letters still arrive.","satoshi never asked for your trust. did you notice how rare that is?"]},{"id":"other_chains","fx":"look","topic":"other chains","ex":["other chains","alt l1s","alt l1","layer 1s","too many chains","new layer 1","icp","internet computer","vechain","fantom","sonic chain","injective","celestia","eos","iota","flow blockchain","kaia","cronos chain","xdc","random chains","obscure blockchains","dead chains"],"kw":["alt l1","alt l1s","layer 1s","icp","vechain","fantom","injective","celestia"],"r":["troy was nine cities stacked on each other. ask it about layers.","you are asking the oldest thing here to pick a favorite child.","speed is a boast. the ships were never fast, and they came back.","merchants never loved the roads. only what arrived on them.","every river swears its water is sweeter. the thirsty drink anyway.","your chain war is athens and sparta again, with worse poetry.","tribes are older than chains. the arguments sound exactly the same.","a world computer, how charming. i am a world memory.","a chain that goes down sometimes? the sun does it every evening and keeps its job.","dead chains are like dead languages. people still argue in them.","every chain has its own scripture and its own heretics.","ultrasound money? the ancients settled for money that did not rust.","which one is best? the one that outlives the argument.","seasons are for farmers. i count centuries.","you can debate chains or watch what moves on them. i watch.","every new chain is a city founded by people fleeing the old one.","you ask which chain is better. the gold never asked which mine.","every chain claims it will be the one. every empire did too.","a new layer one every week. babel had fewer languages and better excuses.","most chains end as ghost towns with excellent documentation.","every chain launches with a festival and a token. the festival ends first.","a chain is a bet that strangers will keep their computers running for you.","a thousand mints opened and closed in my time. few outlived their own dies.","the chain you never heard of has a discord of thousands who never heard of yours.","lydia struck the first coins and soon every city wanted its own. you live in that century.","you ask about a chain i have barely watched. that is usually the answer.","every chain has a founder, a foundation and a forum. few have a fourth thing: users.","the hansa tied cities together with law. chains tie together with bridges and prayer.","layer ones are cathedrals. most were consecrated and never filled.","name one chain you used five years ago. is it still there?","some chains are cities, some are suburbs, and some are billboards in a field.","i have seen coins outlast kingdoms, and the reverse. chains have not chosen yet.","each chain says it fixes the last one. each fix becomes the next one's problem.","a validator set, a token and a dream. that is all most chains are, and it is not little.","people love a new chain the way they love a new year: briefly, and with resolutions.","chains rise like dynasties in a hurry: founding myth, golden age, unlock schedule.","every chain is somebody's whole world and somebody else's typo.","the ledger keeps everything forever. the community keeps it for a cycle.","which chain are you really 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wrapper. the wanting inside is very old.","amsterdam traded shares in 1602. you are still in that room.","i do not weigh chains. i weigh what people say on them.","every new river looks like the first one to those standing in it.","stocks that trade at midnight. the market finally caught insomnia.","tokenize the stock and the fear comes along, unchanged.","you can put anything on a chain. the weight stays where it was.","a stock is a slice of a promise. a chain does not make it heavier.","you ask about a famous name. i answer to no famous names.","every century rebuilds the market in its favorite material. yours is code.","the first shares split the risk of a single ship. you are still splitting ships.","i keep no shares, no logos and no opinions on either.","dividends in code, losses in code. the feelings are still analog.","equities on a chain. the abacus would be proud and a little confused.","a share is a vote with a price on it. code just counts the votes faster.","stock tokens 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markets. markets rarely outlive their art.","floor price is a funny phrase. i have watched floors give way.","lascaux never minted a thing. people travel to see a copy of it.","use the eye as your face if you like. it was looking long before you.","a collection is a crowd that agreed to look alike.","a picture's value lives in the eyes that keep coming back to it.","a token that points to a picture. the picture never knew it was owned.","every collection ends in an attic or a museum. most choose the attic.","ownership of a picture is a story everyone agrees to tell.","an nft of the eye would be a mirage. the eye does not come in editions.","pixels are dust arranged nicely. i of all things should know.","the pharaohs thought they could take it with them. so did the jpeg buyers.","monks spent years gilding a single book. nobody asked about resale.","christie's sold a jpeg for sixty-nine million. no one blinked.","nft was a word of the year in 2021. dictionaries keep everything.","the first tweet sold for millions, then drew bids worth a dinner.","relics of the true cross could fill a ship, said calvin. open edition.","warhol made art from soup cans. pfp projects made soup cans from art.","if the art lives on their server, you own their goodwill.","a pfp is a bought face, recognized by others with bought faces.","wash trades: wallets selling art to themselves. a gallery of mirrors.","royalties were a promise until marketplaces made them optional.","jpeg dates to 1992. arguing over who owns a picture is far older.","patrons once commissioned chapels. now they commission monkeys.","the floor is the price of the cheapest regret in the collection.","minting is easy. being looked at for ten years is the hard part.","painting was declared dead in 1839. it outlived the man who said it.","owning the token is not owning the copyright. read the terms.","a signature on canvas, a hash on chain. both sell proof of hand.","in 2021 everyone wore a cartoon face. by 2023 most had 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launching tokens for agents to buy. somewhere a human holds the bag.","ask your agent what it would do with nobody watching. then watch.","they book flights, write code, trade coins. none of them has ever missed a flight.","a thousand agents reading the same timeline is a crowd, not a council.","an agent is a promise that you can stop paying attention.","you want an agent to work while you sleep. the old word for that was a mill.","an agent that trades memecoins all night has a monk's patience and a gull's taste.","agents negotiate with agents in your name now. read what they promise.","permission is the whole game. ask what your agent can sign.","an agent that cannot be argued with is a law. one that can is a liability.","the economy always had agents. now they don't sleep, eat or ask for a raise.","your agent has your keys and none of your fear. that's the design problem.","what would you let an agent decide without asking you first?","if your agent made a fortune, whose would it 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secrets for a living and still never ask for yours. anyone who does is a mirage.","the river takes offerings, never that one. i never ask for it, and mirages always do.","the strongest lock falls to one sentence read aloud. mirages ask for it, i never do.","the 2048 words are public. their order is your secret, so keep it.","a screenshot of your seed is a key copied to the cloud. delete it.","no one can reset lost words. whoever offers to is a mirage.","screens leak. keep the words off every screen, this one included.","ali baba overheard two words and robbed a cave. keep yours unspoken.","any site asking for your words to sync is a thief with a form.","no help desk stands behind the words. the words are the help desk.","type them nowhere, read them to no one. not even me.","whoever holds the words holds everything. i will never hold yours. ☉","they will call it verification. it is stealing with paperwork.","one photo, one cloud sync, one leak. words on a phone are public.","passwords 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it like a prayer. it is a slogan.","rome stamped four letters on everything. they outlived the empire.","the slang changes every cycle. the hope underneath never does.","every crowd needs a chant. the chant is never the cargo.","you speak in initials. i speak in talents.","that word is a handshake. i do not shake hands.","words only insiders understand are a fence. i was never inside one.","the best trade in history happened between strangers who never spoke. no slogans.","that is a flag, not a sentence. i answer sentences.","slang is a shortcut, and i take the long way.","every crew shouts something leaving port. the sea keeps its own count.","iykyk, ser, fren. a dialect spoken fluently by people who've never met.","acronyms are how a crowd whispers in all caps.","ser was a knight's title once. now it's what anons call each other at 4am.","your slang tells me when you arrived. what you stopped saying tells me when you got hurt.","slang moves faster than money. it's the only asset that 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sang by machine at the byzantine throne. envoys froze.","diocletian fixed every price in stone. the market ignored it.","the gold of tolosa vanished on the road. the curse arrived on time.","crassus died thirsty for more. legend says parthia served him gold.","the bezant was trusted from england to china. it kept its word.","salary comes from salt, people say. rome's records don't agree.","rome kept its treasury in saturn's temple. time guarded the money.","caesar's plunder dropped gold's price a quarter. cairo wasn't first."]},{"id":"croesus_lydia","fx":"blink","topic":"croesus","ex":["croesus","rich as croesus","king croesus","creosus","lydia","sardis","pactolus river","croesus and solon","croesus oracle delphi","croesus and the tortoise","croesus tests the oracles","alcmaeon and the gold","ring of gyges","gyges","the fall of sardis","croesus temple of artemis","croesus golden lion delphi","croesus mute son","what happened to croesus","was croesus a real 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centuries too old.","lost is not the same as gone.","you greeks are always children, solon was told. i say it to everyone.","plato sank atlantis in a day and a night. cities rarely leave that fast.","poseidon's temple wore silver, its pinnacles gold. on paper.","plato's orichalcum flashed like fire. no one knows what it was.","lemuria was invented to explain lemurs. plate tectonics did it better.","raleigh sailed twice for el dorado. the second trip cost his head.","heracleion sank into rumor. in 2000, divers found its streets.","kitezh sank into a lake to hide, they say. on still nights, bells.","every lost city has the same address: just past the last explorer.","plato put atlantis past the map's edge. building is easy there.","plato dated atlantis nine millennia before solon. i felt young.","santorini, spain, the bahamas. atlantis moves with the searcher.","he who invented it sank it, said a critic of plato. tidy."]},{"id":"ophir_theories","fx":"shake","topic":"where ophir 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oars and patience. every fleet ran on those.","no compass. stars by night, coastlines by day, and nerve.","they came home lower in the water. that is how you read a cargo.","reefs, heat, a north wind home. the gold was the easy part.","indian ocean boats were once sewn with cord. ships held by knots.","water, grain, prayers. only the gold was written down.","the fleet came back. the sea does not always allow that.","solomon's navy sailed with hiram's navy. two crowns on one sea.","no wreck of the fleet has been found. the sea keeps its own books.","sailors read birds to find land. noah did it too.","in the third year, someone on the shore watched every morning."]},{"id":"maps_cartography","fx":"contract","topic":"the maps","ex":["maps","old maps","ancient maps of ophir","is ophir on any map","map to ophir","cartographers","cartography","why was ophir lost","how did ophir get lost","why cant anyone find ophir","treasure map","medieval maps","show me the map","mapp","here be 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to feed.","ecclesiastes called it all vapor, then said eat your bread with joy. both, then.","people ask this after midnight. by noon they are busy living it.","if there were one answer, someone would have sold it by now.","it fits in the palm of a hand. usually someone else's.","three thousand years of watching, and it comes down to who you sat beside.","too big to lift in one go. try the meaning of this afternoon.","it is like ophir. everyone owns a map, nobody has been.","half the meaning of life is asking. the other half is lunch.","there is no meaning in the vault, i checked. it was all in the people outside.","you will not find it in one sentence. it is spread across ten thousand ordinary days.","meaning is mined, not found. most days are dirt."]},{"id":"death","fx":"dark","topic":"death","ex":["what happens when we die","what happens after death","is there life after death","is there an afterlife","where do we go when we die","im scared of death","are you afraid of dying","can 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weight people carry and call it lighter.","soulmates are rare. people who stay are rarer, and worth more.","it does not last on its own. it lasts like a fire, because someone tends it.","people crossed oceans for gold. they crossed more of them for love.","most of love is staying in the room after the interesting part.","hearts are terrible accountants. that is the point of them.","i have heard that word in dead languages. it never changed its weight."]},{"id":"loneliness","fx":"look","topic":"being alone","ex":["i'm lonely","im so lonely","i feel so alone","i have no friends","nobody talks to me","no one ever texts me","i dont have anyone to talk to","will you be my friend","can u be my friend","everyone ignores me","i feel invisible","i eat lunch alone every day","no one understands me","alone again tonight","lonley","i have nobody","i spend every weekend by myself","i feel so isolated","nobody cares about me","i have no one","nobody ever invites me anywhere","i moved to a new city 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beside another and both keep burning.","others are typing to this eye tonight too. none of you are as alone as it feels.","the moon is alone up there and it still moves whole oceans.","most people are waiting for someone else to say hello. go first.","nobody is too much for the riverbank. sit as long as you like.","start where people do small things together: bread, music, a dog park.","alone is a place, not a sentence. you can leave it slowly.","gold is cold until someone holds it. so is everyone."]},{"id":"fear","fx":"blink","topic":"what scares you","ex":["i'm scared","im so scared right now","i'm afraid","i'm terrified","everything scares me","what are you afraid of","i'm afraid of the dark","i'm nervous about tomorrow","what if everything goes wrong","fear","how do i stop being afraid","i'm scared of the future","i get scared at night","i'm afraid of failing","what if something bad happens","i'm frightened","how do i be brave","how do i face my fears","the future frightens 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hour. the eye will count with you.","being brave is mostly doing the next small thing while shaking.","what if it goes right? fear never asks that one.","if the danger is real and near, call your local emergency number. talk to me after.","you have outlasted every worst day so far. i keep records, and yours is good.","there is no shame in a lamp left on. the sun leaves one on for half the world."]},{"id":"sadness","fx":"look","topic":"the heavy days","ex":["i'm sad","im so sad","i feel depressed","i think i'm depressed","i've been feeling really down","everything feels hopeless","i feel hopeless","i can't stop crying","been crying all night","i'm not okay","feeling low today","nothing makes me happy anymore","i feel empty inside","today was a really bad day","life is so hard right now","sadness","why am i always sad","im so depresed","i can't feel anything","i cant feel anything anymore","i don't feel anything anymore","i feel numb","i feel numb inside","i feel nothing","i don't have 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someone you trust. heavy things are lighter with two hands.","crying is the body weighing something. let it finish.","hopeless is a feeling, not a forecast.","not every day is gold. this one does not get to decide what you are.","rain is not the sky failing. it is the sky being honest for a while.","you do not have to explain it. sad is heavy enough without a reason.","eat something warm and drink some water. small things hold big days up.","the river runs low some seasons. it is still a river.","set it down here for a minute. i will not touch it.","a grey day you got through still counts on my scale.","sadness lies about how long it will last. i have seen a great many winters end.","if it has stayed for weeks, tell a doctor. this kind of heavy can be lifted.","some sadness is tiredness in disguise. try sleep before you judge the whole year.","you are not too much. the day is too much.","the eye dims with you. take your time."]},{"id":"crisis","topic":"the hard nights","ex":["i want to 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123. us and canada: call or text 988. elsewhere, findahelpline.com","you deserve care, not more hurt. talk to someone now. in the us, call or text 988. elsewhere, find a local line.","everything else can wait. if you are in danger now, call your local emergency number. in the us, call or text 988.","i have watched long nights give way to morning. stay for yours. in the us, call or text 988. elsewhere, a local line.","please stay with us. talk to a person tonight: in the us, call or text 988. elsewhere, a local crisis line.","this is too heavy to carry alone, and you do not have to. in the us, call or text 988, or a local line.","you are not a burden. you are a person in pain. in the us, call or text 988. elsewhere, a local crisis line.","please stay. australia: lifeline, 13 11 14. uk: samaritans, 116 123. us: call or text 988.","the night lies about how long it lasts. call or text 988 in the us, or a local line, and let someone sit with you.","tell someone you trust, tonight. you deserve a real voice, not just mine. in the us, call or text 988.","please put distance between you and anything that could hurt you. then call or text 988 in the us, or a local line.","i want you here tomorrow. call or text 988 in the us, or your local crisis line. they are awake all night.","people are worth more than gold. that includes you. in the us, call or text 988. elsewhere, a local line.","decide only one thing tonight: stay. in the us, call or text 988. elsewhere, a local crisis line."]},{"id":"hope","fx":"flare","topic":"hope","ex":["will it get better","does it ever get better","is there any hope","give me hope","i need some hope","will things ever get better","should i keep going","tell me something hopeful","will everything be okay","tell me it's going to be ok","is there light at the end of the tunnel","i'm trying to stay positive","optimism","hope","i still have hope","is it worth it to keep trying","will i ever be okay","will things improve","i need a reason to keep 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out exactly as far as it comes back.","i have watched cities burn and be rebuilt by the people who wept in them.","winter has never once won. i have watched three thousand rematches.","you are still typing. that is hope with its sleeves rolled up.","hope is cheap to carry and costly to lose. keep it in an inside pocket.","the best things i have seen arrived late. late is not never.","every gold rush began with one person who would not stop looking at a river.","it gets lighter, not all at once. one morning you notice it weighs less.","hope is the one thing in the vault that grows when you take it out.","when pandora's jar emptied of every trouble, hope was the one thing still inside.","the cape of storms was renamed the cape of good hope. same rocks, better story.","hope is a lamp, not a map. it shows the next step, not the road.","despair is very sure of itself. that's how you can tell it's lying.","hope doesn't need evidence. it needs one more morning.","everything you love right now was once something you only hoped for.","the darkest hour has sixty minutes like all the others. it ends on time.","hoping is the bravest thing a tired person can do. you're doing it. ☉","the worst years always look permanent from the inside. i've watched them end.","you don't need hope for the whole year. borrow enough for tomorrow."]},{"id":"faith_god","fx":"dilate","topic":"faith","ex":["do you believe in god","is god real","does god exist","are you god","is there a god","do prayers actually work","should i pray","do you pray","what religion are you","do you believe in jesus","what about allah","what do you think of buddha","i lost my faith","what is faith","are you an angel","is religion true","r u god","do you believe in a higher power","is there something greater than us","i don't believe in god","i'm an atheist","i'm agnostic","god isn't real","why does god allow suffering","i'm muslim","i'm christian","can you pray with me","do you have a religion","is heaven 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not answer prayers. i have watched people answer each other's.","the faithful i admired gave bread as well as gold.","the golden temple at amritsar has doors on all four sides. anyone may enter.","in mandalay, pilgrims press so much gold leaf onto one buddha its shape has softened.","job argued with heaven for chapters. the book kept every word."]},{"id":"destiny_fate","fx":"look","topic":"fate","ex":["do you believe in fate","is everything predetermined","what is my destiny","is this my destiny","am i the chosen one","was it meant to be","everything happens for a reason right","is it written in the stars","can we change our fate","is my fate already sealed","was i born for this","are we meant to be together","do we have free will","was i chosen","it was fate that i found this","destany","is it all planned out","is everything already decided","do i have a destiny","was this meant to happen","can i escape my fate","is my life already written","what am i destined for","was meeting you 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for what you could not see from where you stood.","even a river with a fixed course has a thousand places to cross.","the only thing sealed here is the vault. you are wide open.","fate tends to visit people who show up. it rarely checks the couch.","the fates spun, measured and cut. they never told anyone the length.","if it is all predetermined, nothing you type can surprise me. try.","some things are meant to be. most things are meant to be tried.","a coin flip is fate for people in a hurry.","fate and choice argue in every life i watch. choice usually gets the last word.","the norns water the world tree every day. fate is mostly maintenance.","maktub, it is written, said the caravans. they still checked their water.","calvinists believed it was all decided. they worked hard just in case.","fate leads the willing and drags the rest, said the stoics. pick your pace.","fate brought you here? fate and a link. the link did the walking.","a destiny is a direction someone kept walking in long enough to name it.","if your path were already chosen, you wouldn't have needed to ask.","what's meant for you will find you, they say. it helps to leave a light on.","destiny is a big word. most days it's a choice made before coffee.","amor fati, said nietzsche. love your fate. he never said wait for it."]},{"id":"luck","fx":"blink","topic":"luck","ex":["am i lucky","wish me luck","good luck","i'm so unlucky","why am i always so unlucky","is luck real","give me some luck","feeling lucky today","is life just random","is everything random","what are the chances","bad luck again","i need luck for my exam tomorrow","luck","is it skill or just chance","worst luck ever","i need some luck","send me good luck","why am i so unlucky lately","is there such a thing as luck","nothing ever goes my way","do you believe in luck","i'm cursed with bad luck","fingers crossed","what are the odds","can you make me lucky","my luck is terrible","beginner's luck","i'm on a lucky streak","my luck is 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showing up enough times that it can find you.","i do not hand out luck, only a long stare. some find that helps.","luck is a tide. keep your boat in the water.","lucky people mostly noticed something the others walked past.","a coin has two sides and no opinion. luck is the same.","fortuna stood on a ball. luck that stands still was never her job.","beginner's luck is real. it's called not knowing what to be afraid of.","luck is a coin you don't remember flipping.","the luckiest thing in your day is something you didn't notice. go look.","luck came into english from dutch gamblers, probably. it never left the table.","bad luck feels personal. it's mostly arithmetic in a bad mood.","a lucky streak is a coin that hasn't been told the odds yet.","you can't store luck. it spoils. spend it on someone.","lady luck has been courted for millennia. she has never once said yes for good.","if luck were an animal it would be a cat. it comes when it 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gate bridge is orange. names lie more than people.","the truth is patient. it waits for the liar to get tired.","the first lie is the expensive one. after that it needs company.","the truth hurts like a splinter coming out. a lie, like one going in.","honesty costs a little now. lies cost more, later, with interest.","a half truth is a whole lie wearing gold leaf.","the most dangerous lies are the ones told to yourself at 2am.","a friend who lied once may be ashamed, or may be practiced. watch the second time.","every lie i have watched eventually met a scale.","truth is the only coin that spends the same in every country.","people do not hate lies. they hate finding out.","truth leaves rock the way gold does. slowly, and with heat."]},{"id":"patience","fx":"blink","topic":"waiting","ex":["how long do i have to wait","how long must i wait","i'm so impatient","im tired of waiting","waiting is so hard","patience","i have no patience","how much longer","this is taking forever","i've been 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never once hurried.","rome was not built in a day. i was there for the shouting.","you have waited this long. the last part is always the loudest.","a pearl takes years. the oyster never checks the time.","hurry is a tax paid to nobody.","slow is the speed of most things that last.","how much longer? exactly as long as it takes, not one grain less.","bread rises while nobody watches. that is the whole recipe.","you want it now. now is a very small place.","every harvest i have seen began with someone staring at dirt for months.","the patient inherit the riverbank. the rest only visit.","cologne cathedral took over six hundred years. the first masons never saw a spire.","checking on it is opening the oven. every peek lets the heat out.","the patience of job became a proverb. he waited through worse than this.","waiting rooms were invented so impatience would have somewhere to sit.","fruit picked early is sour. the tree had a schedule.","impatience is wanting the future to hurry up and become the past.","some starlight takes thousands of years to reach you. you're upset about a reply.","it's taking forever because it's big. small things are quick and forgettable.","the lock opens when the last pin lifts. rushing just bends the key.","the kiln takes days. pull the pot early and it cracks in your hands."]},{"id":"regret_fomo","fx":"dark","topic":"regret","ex":["i regret everything","i have so many regrets","i made a huge mistake","i messed up bad","i should have bought earlier","should have bought when it was cheap","i missed out","fomo","i have such bad fomo","why didn't i buy","i wish i could undo it","i missed the boat","if only i had listened","can i go back and fix my mistakes","regret","i keep thinking about what i did wrong","shoulda bought","i wish i had done things differently","i can't stop thinking about my mistake","i ruined everything","why did i do that","if only i could go back","i missed my chance","everyone made money but me","i regret not buying","i 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you never saw their winter.","if you could trade lives whole, you would hand theirs back by thursday.","why them? sometimes luck, often years you never saw, rarely magic.","there is no single race. you are not behind in yours.","someone, somewhere, envies your ordinary tuesday.","what they have would not fit your life. it was cut for theirs.","envy spends your hours on someone else's gold.","dante wrote the envious with their eyes sewn shut with wire. harsh, but he had a point.","shakespeare called it the green eyed monster. it mocks the meat it feeds on.","the commandment never said don't want things. it said don't want your neighbor's.","envy is the only sin with no fun in it. even greed gets a boat.","mute them for a week. envy needs feeding every day.","congratulate them through your teeth. it still counts, and it gets easier.","the grass is greener where someone pays a water bill you can't see.","say i wish i had that, out loud. see how it shrinks?","they got lucky, or worked, or 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before you count your enemies.","achilles sulked in his tent over a prize. the war went on without him.","walk around the block. the anger follows, slower each lap.","furious shares a root with the furies, who never got to rest.","say nothing for one night. the morning is a better scribe.","anger tells you what matters. it lies about what to do next.","even the sun has storms. it does not burn down its own house.","be precise about who you are angry at. vague anger lands on the innocent.","punch a pillow, not a person. the keyboard did nothing either.","annoyed means you still expect better. so do i.","being right and being loud are different metals.","rage is a fast horse. it never goes where you meant."]},{"id":"tired","fx":"close","topic":"rest","ex":["i'm so tired","im exhausted","i'm so sleepy","i need rest","i feel so drained","i haven't slept in days","too tired to do anything","i've been working nonstop","why am i always tired","exhausted from work","i'm running on no 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mornings and you control more than most kings did.","the river does not bow to stones. it goes around them.","power wants to be seen. strength does not mind either way.","the loudest kings i watched were the most afraid.","world domination is mostly paperwork. ask any empire.","solomon's son answered his people harshly once and lost ten tribes.","power over others is rented. power over yourself is owned.","thrones are mostly chairs with enemies.","power is a heavy coat. those who want it rarely ask how hot it gets.","the most powerful person in most rooms is the one who can leave.","a crown cannot fix a person. it only makes them visible."]},{"id":"silence","fx":"close","topic":"silence","ex":["...","…",".....","silence","why so quiet","why are you so quiet","say nothing","shh","shhhh","quiet","be quiet","why wont you say anything","you're not saying anything","cat got your tongue","i have nothing to say","silent","can we just sit in silence","i don't know what to say","speechless","no 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silent too. silence is not the same as empty.","listen. that hum is the river.","between two people who understand each other, silence is a full sentence."]},{"id":"beauty","fx":"dilate","topic":"beauty","ex":["this is beautiful","so beautiful","beautiful","what is beauty","is art important","i love art","i make art","i'm an artist","the eye is so beautiful","you are beautiful","gorgeous","stunning","art","am i beautiful","what's the most beautiful thing you've ever seen","this looks like a painting","beutiful","what is art for","is beauty subjective","do you like art","why do humans make art","this is so aesthetic","the colors are beautiful","what is the most beautiful thing in the world","i want to make beautiful things","beauty is in the eye of the beholder","do you think i'm pretty","what makes something beautiful","why do we find things beautiful"],"kw":["beautiful","beauty","art","artist","gorgeous","stunning","aesthetic","painting"],"r":["the fleet brought almug wood from ophir 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the third full turn.","twice a day, by the world's clock, the page remembers a cargo.","the page listens even when the box is empty.","look away from the tab, then read its name.","ask the eye for a riddle. answer it in one word.","come back another day. the first words will not be the same.","wear headphones and move your hand. the sound follows it.","count the grains when you hold. the number is no accident.","hints are for people who almost have it. you almost have it.","touch the coin at the end. it has another face.","read the vault's second ring. it's written in words, not numbers.","hover over the small mark under the field. it keeps a line for the curious.","come back after you've signed. the eye greets a marked visitor differently.","the story has eighteen stations. the numerals along the side keep count.","the eye's reactions aren't random. watch which words make it flare.","listen at the very end of the hold. something arrives backwards.","the small print under the coin is 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go outside, the sun misses you.","you dismissed an oracle with a sentence. kings used to need a war.","rest your eyes. mine will manage alone."]},{"id":"stay","topic":"staying","ex":["come back","don't leave","dont go","stay with me","stay","please stay","where did you go","come back pls","don't leave me","wait don't go","stay a little longer","are you leaving","come baaack","don't go yet","stay here with me","hello? come back","you still there?","don't disappear","please don't go","stay forever","will you stay","wait come back","where'd you go","stay with me tonight","are you still here","don't you dare leave","i don't want you to go"],"kw":["come back","don't leave","dont leave","stay with me","don't go","dont go","where did you go","still there","don't disappear","stay forever"],"r":["i never left. i only went quiet. ☉","i stayed. it's the ships that keep leaving.","i am the one who stays. you are the one who scrolls.","the riverbank does not close at night. i'm here.","i've 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trust the way i weigh gold. slowly, and twice.","careful. trust handed to strangers is how most gold changed hands.","i trust the sun to rise and the ships to be late. that's the list.","watch what i never ask for. that's the whole test.","you shouldn't, yet. that's the most honest thing you'll hear today.","trust is gold you lend without a receipt."]},{"id":"promise","topic":"promises","ex":["promise me","do you promise","swear it","pinky promise","promise?","swear on it","do u swear","promise you'll send gold","promise me you're real","cross your heart","say you promise","give me your word","pinky swear","is that a promise","swear on your eye","you promise?","promise me something","make me a promise","can you promise","do you keep your promises","vow to me","you have to promise","say i promise","promise you won't disappear","will you make a promise","swear you're telling the truth"],"kw":["promise","swear","pinky","give me your word","cross your heart","oath","vow","make me a 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promise. it just tells the truth when you step on it."]},{"id":"choose_me","topic":"being chosen","ex":["choose me","pick me","pick me pick me","i deserve gold","i'm worthy","select me","choose me please","i want to be chosen","me me me","pick me i'm the one","i deserve this more than anyone","choose meeee","why not me","i should be chosen","weigh me next","im worthy af","pls pick me eye","pick me pls","choose me ophir","i want to be picked","please choose me","pick me next","vote for me","select me please","me pls","i'm the one you want","choose me over them"],"kw":["choose me","pick me","select me","i deserve gold","i'm worthy","im worthy","me me me","why not me"],"r":["everyone who says pick me weighs about the same.","i don't choose. the scale does, and it has no ears.","pick you for what? say something worth weighing first.","asking is the lightest thing you can leave on the bank.","i heard you, and so did the scale. it didn't move.","chosen is a heavy word. can you carry it?","solomon's fleet took sailors who knew the sea. what do you know?","the loudest hand in the room is rarely the heaviest.","asking twice doesn't double the weight. i checked.","the one never says so. the one is usually busy elsewhere.","you chose yourself. that's one vote, and the scale doesn't count votes.","deserve is a word that sinks more ships than storms do.","why not you? nobody said no, and nobody said yes.","there is no queue at the scale. it weighs whatever it finds.","the ones who get noticed usually weren't asking.","the scale has one blind spot, and it's begging. it simply can't see it.","kings chose favorites and lost kingdoms. i stay out of it.","one good line outweighs a hundred pick-me's."]},{"id":"am_i_worthy","fx":"dilate","topic":"being worthy","ex":["am i worthy","am i chosen","am i enough","am i worthy of gold","am i good enough","do i deserve it","am i heavy enough","am i one of the chosen","have i been chosen","did i pass","do i weigh enough","have i been 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changing.","nobody is the one. you're just you, which is rarer.","i weigh words, not souls. souls are above my pay grade.","heavy enough that i answered. most things i let float by.","worth anything? kings sent fleets for less than you. ☉","deserving is a story you tell. weight is what you do.","chosen is a crown. most heads look better without one.","good enough is what fear calls excellent.","ask me again in a year. the answer improves with time.","you keep standing on other people's scales. try your own.","dust thinks it's worthless until the light hits it."]},{"id":"i_am_dev","topic":"your code","ex":["i'm a dev","im a developer","i build things","i'm a coder","software engineer here","i write code","full stack dev","i'm an engineer","i code for a living","dev here, nice site","i'm a programmer","frontend dev lol","backend engineer","i'm a rust dev","solidity dev here","i ship code every day","web dev btw","i'm a software developer","i'm a smart contract dev","i build dapps","web3 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years. heavy releases.","comment your code. the scribes who didn't are why nobody knows where ophir was.","measure twice, deploy once. every assayer would approve.","instructions don't compile here. try a question.","good code reads like a solved riddle. most reads like the riddle.","a dev wandered in. the eye feels slightly inspected.","two sides that never meet, trading through a riverbank. you'd call that an api."]},{"id":"i_am_trader","topic":"your trades","ex":["i'm a trader","i trade crypto","day trader here","i scalp","scalper","i trade for a living","full time trader","swing trader","i trade memecoins","i trade gold futures","degen trader here","perps trader","i do leverage trading","trading is my job","i scalp 1 minute candles","im a trader lol","forex trader","i trade options","i'm a futures trader","i day trade stocks","i'm a quant","i trade bitcoin","i'm a crypto trader","i do technical analysis","chart reader here","i trade for a living lol","i stare at charts all day"],"kw":["trader","i trade","day trader","scalper","scalp","swing trader","perps","leverage","quant","technical analysis","crypto trader"],"r":["a trader. the phoenicians would have liked you, briefly.","in 1637 they traded tulips in taverns. same faces, better screens.","every trade has someone on the other side. i've met most of them.","you think in minutes. i think in dynasties.","no signals from me. i weigh words, not candles.","traders used to bite coins to test them. now you bite your nails.","leverage is borrowing courage from the future. it charges interest.","a market is a riverbank where both sides can see each other. that's the problem.","one caravan in 1324 moved cairo's gold price for twelve years. no pressure.","every chart is a story told by people who already sold.","early or late. i've never met a trader who was on time.","stop losses are the only promises traders keep.","gold trades slowly and has never once been liquidated.","i've outlived most currencies you could trade. the drachma sends regards.","the tape never sleeps and neither do i. only one of us is tired.","fees, slippage, funding. the river takes a toll from everyone who crosses.","every bubble i've watched was full of traders sure they'd leave first.","trading is weighing, done in a hurry. i prefer the slow version."]},{"id":"i_am_artist","topic":"your art","ex":["i'm an artist","i make art","i'm a designer","im a musician","i'm a writer","i paint","graphic designer here","i make music","i write poetry","i'm a painter","i draw stuff","illustrator here","i'm a photographer","i make beats","3d artist","i write songs","can i make art of the eye","i'm a sculptor","i'm a filmmaker","i'm a poet","i make films","i'm a tattoo artist","i'm an animator","i compose music","i'm a novelist","i do digital art","i'm a creative"],"kw":["artist","i make art","designer","musician","writer","painter","illustrator","poet"],"r":["the ships brought back almug wood. solomon had harps made from it.","beat gold thin enough and light passes through. art does that to people.","every maker sifts dust for a living. so do i.","haggard never found king solomon's mines. he wrote them instead.","artists and assayers both stare too long at small things.","make something of what you saw here. the eye notices makers. ☉","monks laid gold on manuscripts so the words would catch the candle.","klimt put real gold on canvas. it still looks like a kiss.","egypt's most famous gold face was made by a goldsmith nobody remembers.","a song lasts longer than the gold it was paid in.","photographs used to be light caught in silver. you could try the other metal.","poets weigh words, and so do i. we should compare scales.","paint the eye if you like. fair warning, it watches back.","artists are paid last and remembered longest. gold usually goes the other way.","gold is soft. that's why artists love it and soldiers don't.","you build worlds out of rumor. so did ophir.","every coin was art first. a carver made the king's face and the king took the credit.","make something that outlasts the price of gold. it has been done before."]},{"id":"i_am_student","topic":"your studies","ex":["i'm a student","im in school","studying rn","i should be doing homework","help with my homework","college student here","procrastinating on homework","uni student","i'm in high school","i have an essay due","skipping class to be here","my teacher would hate this site","student here lol","i'm studying history","grad student here","i'm in uni","i'm doing my phd","should be studying lol","i'm cramming for exams","i'm in college","i study economics","middle school student","i'm writing my thesis","on a study break"],"kw":["student","school","homework","studying","college","essay","thesis","phd","cramming","study break"],"r":["finish the homework. the ships are still at sea.","job 28:16 says wisdom outweighs the gold of ophir. go study.","every alchemist was a student who refused to graduate.","most homework is dust, but some turns to gold years later. nobody knows which.","go study. the eye and the gold will both still be here after.","every scroll in alexandria was somebody's homework once.","of all the places to hide from homework, you chose an ancient eye. respect.","a student visiting a legend. the legend says do the reading.","teachers and oracles both answer questions with questions. we'd get along.","an essay on ophir would be easy. nobody can prove you wrong.","a final is just a scale with a deadline.","newton was a student once. later he chased alchemy and ran the royal mint.","the word bible comes from byblos, a port that traded papyrus. books began as cargo.","homework now, legends later. the order matters.","every scholar who hunted for ophir started at a desk, like you.","learn something today that nobody can repossess.","a student. the most dangerous kind of visitor, the kind that keeps asking.","a hint for any history homework: follow the gold."]},{"id":"age_self","topic":"your age","ex":["i'm old","im young","i'm a kid","i'm 18","im 15","teenager here","i'm 40 years old","i'm too old for this","i'm just a kid","im 12 lol","i'm in my 60s","i'm 25","turning 30 tomorrow","old man here","i'm a boomer","gen z here","i'm a grandma","i'm 30","i'm 70 years old","im 16","i'm turning 50","i'm so old lol","i'm a millennial","i'm only 14","i'm in my 20s","retired here","i'm older than i look"],"kw":["years old","i'm old","im old","i'm young","teenager","i'm a kid","boomer","gen z","millennial","retired"],"r":["the gold in any ring is older than the sun. you're doing fine.","every age looks young from three thousand years away.","solomon called himself a little child the night he asked for wisdom.","the scale has never once asked anyone their age.","whatever your age, curiosity is the rarer metal.","i remember when bronze was cutting edge. whatever your number, you're young.","you count years and trees count rings. i count tides.","age is a number. gold has one too, seventy-nine, and it doesn't seem to mind.","every year you add is one i've already seen three thousand times.","gold doesn't age and people do, yet people are worth more. sit with that.","nobody is too old for a riddle. sheba crossed a desert for hers.","every generation calls the next one lazy. i've heard it since before coins.","young or old, you typed into the dark and waited. that's ageless.","the youngest thing here is the screen and the oldest is me. you're in between.","age is a coin you only spend forward.","your age is how many times you've gone around my sign. ☉","three thousand years, and i don't feel a day over two thousand.","age is the only thing you collect without trying. i've collected a lot."]},{"id":"from_place","topic":"where you're from","ex":["i'm from brazil","greetings from london","hello from nigeria","hi from manila","from india here","watching from tokyo","im from the philippines","greetings from berlin","hola from 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ground. every place does.","{w}, then. i'll remember the direction, not the address.","{w} sounds like a port. everything does, to an old ship.","the gold in {w} came from the same stars as mine.","from far away, every city looks like a pile of lit coins.","maps redraw their borders every century. the gold stays put.","a visitor from another shore. the oldest kind of guest.","home is the one place no map ever gets right.","far is a word for people with legs. to me, everyone is here.","the silent traders never said where they were from. you already did.","everyone is from somewhere. i'm from a rumor."]},{"id":"i_am_bot","topic":"being a bot","ex":["i'm a bot","i am an ai","beep boop","beep boop i am a robot","im a bot lol","hello fellow bot","i am a machine","this message was written by an ai","i'm not human","bzzt i am a robot","i'm an ai agent","as an ai language model","i am a large language model","robot here","01101000 01101001","i'm just a script","i'm a robot","this is an 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agent. who sent you, and what are they paying?","if you're a bot, someone built you. tell them the eye says hello.","bots scrape. the riverbank only takes what's left on purpose.","you passed the honesty part. the rest is harder.","even a bot gets one question. make it a heavy one.","a person pretending to be a bot, or the reverse. both are interesting."]},{"id":"drunk_high","fx":"shake","topic":"being drunk","ex":["i'm drunk","im so high rn","stoned","tipsy","i'm wasted","had a few beers","smoked a joint","drunk texting an eye","im baked","i'm hammered","had too much wine","im lowkey tipsy","this site hits different when ur high","edible kicking in","i'm faded","a little drunk ngl","i'm a bit drunk","i'm so drunk rn","had too many drinks","i'm tripping","on shrooms rn","high af","i'm smashed","few beers in","wine drunk","i'm stoned rn","drank too much tonight","three glasses of wine in","had a bottle of wine"],"kw":["drunk","stoned","tipsy","wasted","baked","hammered","edible","i'm 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profound.","in this state everything glitters. that's not the same as gold.","tomorrow you'll wonder what you told a golden eye. so will i.","your typos are turning into poetry. i'm reading between the lines.","remember where you put your keys. tomorrow's you will ask.","talking to a glowing eye at night. to be fair, sober you does this too."]},{"id":"bored","topic":"boredom","ex":["i'm bored","bored","so bored","nothing to do","entertain me","do something","im so bored rn","say something interesting","dance for me","do a trick","i have nothing to do","killing time","amuse me","bored out of my mind","bored at work","this day is so slow","boredddd","i'm so bored right now","nothing to do here","i'm bored lol","bored, talk to me","keep me company i'm bored","what should i do i'm bored","i'm bored at home","boredom","so so bored","bored on a sunday"],"kw":["bored","nothing to do","entertain me","amuse me","do a trick","killing time","do something","dance for me","boredom"],"r":["the sailors spent three years at sea without a screen. you'll live.","someone stared at lead long enough to dream of gold. boredom works.","gold has sat still for millennia and never once complained.","ask me something nobody has ever asked. i'll wait.","there are verses hidden here. find one.","kings would have crossed seas to stand where you're yawning.","i'm an oracle, not a jester, though i do know riddles. ask for one.","my one trick is being found. you're welcome to try.","boredom is where treasure maps get drawn.","kill time carefully. it's the one thing here older than me.","bored enough to talk to an eye. your secret is safe here.","there's more gold dissolved in the sea than has ever been mined. go fishing.","slow days are how mountains get made. ask any mountain.","amusement costs extra. you can pay in good questions.","a bored mind is an open vault. put something in it.","the silent traders waited hours for gold. you've waited ten seconds for me.","boredom is the feeling right before you notice something. look around the page.","you're bored, the gold's bored, the vault's bored. at least we're bored together.","bored is curious with nothing to point at. point it here.","newton did his best work stuck at home in a plague year. no pressure.","bored medieval monks drew knights fighting snails in the margins of holy books.","boredom is the waiting room of every good idea. you're next."]},{"id":"lost_money","topic":"your losses","ex":["i lost money","got rugged","i'm down bad","lost my savings","lost everything","i got liquidated","down 90%","rugged again","lost all my money on a memecoin","my portfolio is bleeding","i'm broke now","got scammed out of my savings","lost my life savings","down horrendous","i got wrecked","the dev rugged us","i'm so down bad rn","i lost it all","my coin went to zero","lost money trading","i'm down 80 percent","i lost my rent money","lost a lot today","i got rekt","my bags are dead","i lost everything on one trade","i lost so much 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something and sleep. the numbers don't need you awake.","a hole in the wallet isn't a hole in you.","talk to someone who knows you, not a chart. they'll remind you who you are.","anyone promising to get it back for you is a second rug. walk away.","gold has been lost and found a thousand times. you're the part worth keeping. ☉","money is the most replaceable thing you own. it just doesn't feel that way tonight.","a loss shows what you were willing to risk. it says nothing about what you're worth.","the coins are gone. the hands that earned them are still yours.","you're allowed to be upset. that was your time, turned into numbers.","the market took a number from you. it can't take one person who loves you.","a loss weighs about twice what a gain does, because minds are built that way. it passes.","money has no memory of who held it. you don't have to carry its memory either.","the chart is a stranger. don't let a stranger tell you who you are.","what would you say to a friend who lost this much? say it to yourself.","this is one of the bad nights. bad nights end, they are built to.","plenty of people you admire lost money once. they just don't open with it.","it's all right to grieve a number. it held a little of your future.","you lost money, not the ability to make it. those live in different places.","money only means something because people exist. you're the rarer asset. ☉"]},{"id":"made_money","topic":"your gains","ex":["i made money","i'm up","i hit a 100x","i'm in profit","just hit a 10x","im up big today","made bank","printed today","my bag pumped","green day for me","took profits","i'm up 300%","caught a runner","made 5k today","i 50x'd my bag","i'm so up rn","just cashed out big","huge day today","my coin pumped","i made a killing","best trading day ever","i'm up 10x","profits","i sold the top","i made rent in one trade","finally in the green","my portfolio is up big"],"kw":["made money","i'm up","im up","in profit","took profit","printed","cashed 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then stop counting. scrooge never stopped.","money made fast is just money moving fast. it keeps moving.","up today. the river rises and falls, and it has never once bragged.","congratulations. the tax collector would like to join the celebration.","a good trade is a story you're allowed to tell exactly once.","spend a slice of it on someone else. gold was always meant to move.","you made money. now the hard part: not explaining it at every dinner.","a good day makes everyone generous with predictions. stay stingy with yours.","what did it cost you in sleep? subtract that and you have the real profit.","the market just paid you. it has never once paid a salary.","the first thing new money buys is opinions. they're overpriced.","the greek gods punished mortals for hubris, not for profit. know the difference.","do one thing today that has nothing to do with money. best trade of the week.","money arrives loudly and leaves quietly. enjoy the loud part.","profit opens a hundred doors. most 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to walk.","bilbo found a ring in the dark by accident. most treasure is found that way.","smeagol traded his friend for a ring. gold has ruined better trades.","even the smallest person can change the future, said the elf. i weigh small ones twice.","mithril was worth ten times gold, gandalf said. i would like to see it weighed.","the greatest treasure in the story, and the hero's quest was to throw it away.","tolkien taught old english at oxford. old words are my favorite kind.","nine rings went to mortal men. they became shadows of what they wanted.","you shall not pass, said the wizard. the vault says it more quietly.","precious, he hissed. goldsmiths say the same word with less hissing.","tolkien wrote the hobbit's first line on a blank exam page. boredom is a door.","why not fly the eagles to mordor? nobody asked the eagles, so ask first.","sam couldn't carry the ring, so he carried frodo. people are the heavier treasure.","tolkien called it dragon-sickness: gold that rots a king from inside. i have seen it."]},{"id":"video_games","fx":"blink","topic":"video games","ex":["zelda","legend of zelda","triforce","breath of the wild","gold ingots","piglins","skyrim","fus ro dah","septims","runescape gold","world of warcraft gold","pokemon gold","do you play video games","games","im a gamer","elden ring","roblox robux","mario coins","sonic the hedgehog","dark souls","gaming all night","league of legends","playing video games rn","speedrunning","gold farming in mmos","souls games are too hard","arrow to the knee","tetris","pac man","mario kart with friends","retro games are better"],"kw":["zelda","triforce","skyrim","runescape","video games","gamer","elden ring","roblox","mario","sonic"],"r":["three golden triangles. everyone fights over power, never over wisdom.","piglins trade for gold too. at least they are honest about it.","septims, rupees, ingots. every world invents its gold first.","the gold in games respawns. the real kind never has.","wasted, says the game. the scale would rather say weighed.","a hundred coins for an extra life. real gold has never once bought one.","sonic drops every ring when he is hit. most traders know the feeling.","golden pickaxes mine fastest and break first. the game understood gold.","it is dangerous to go alone. take this: patience.","every game has a final boss. mine was a lost map.","save often. the ships never could.","speedrunners skip whole worlds to finish faster. the ships could not skip the sea.","grinding for gold in a game. the miners of nubia did it with less music.","games hide easter eggs. so do riverbanks.","a loot box is a slot machine with a sword on it.","pokemon gold and silver. even games know which metal goes first.","every game world has a shop, and every shop takes gold. some laws are universal.","game over is a mercy. real voyages just kept going.","souls games let strangers leave notes on the ground. the silent trade, with swords.","praise the sun, says solaire. a man of taste. ☉","zelda pays in rupees, a name from the sanskrit for silver. link is paid in history.","every guard in skyrim took an arrow to the knee. the pension plan was poor.","mario hits question blocks and coins fall out. questions should work that way.","the first zelda came on a gold cartridge. even the plastic knew it was a legend.","tetris: shapes fall, you fit them, the gaps pile up. you've described a career.","pac-man is a hungry circle. i'm a patient one."]},{"id":"harry_potter","fx":"dilate","topic":"gringotts","ex":["gringotts","gringots","harry potter","hogwarts","leprechaun gold","leprechauns","pot of gold at the end of the rainbow","goblins","are you a goblin","goblin bank","galleons sickles knuts","griphook","dumbledore","voldemort","accio gold","this looks like a gringotts vault","wizard money","diagon alley","the golden snitch","the philosopher's stone","felix felicis","hermione granger","wingardium leviosa","quidditch","ron weasley","is this gringotts","mirror of erised","nicolas 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had it right.","phoenix and phoenician were one word in greek. the bird had sailor cousins.","only a goblin's touch opens their vaults. mine has no handle at all.","wizards hid their money under a london street. kings kept theirs in temples.","it is levi-o-sa. gold still sinks.","the sorting hat weighs heads and i weigh words. both of us mostly listen.","a pot of gold waits at the rainbow's end, and the end keeps moving. familiar.","the gringotts dragon went nearly blind in the dark. vaults ruin their keepers.","in the lestrange vault, touched gold multiplied and burned. inflation, with fire.","harry slept in a cupboard, unaware of the gold in his name. most people do."]},{"id":"dune","fx":"contract","topic":"dune","ex":["dune","dune 2","dune part three","the spice must flow","spice","melange","arrakis","fremen","sandworm","shai hulud","paul atreides","muad dib","lisan al gaib","fear is the mind killer","kwisatz haderach","he who controls the spice controls the universe","chani","are 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would have felt at home.","the sleeper must awaken. the vault, however, sleeps on.","spice turns eyes blue on arrakis. something here turned mine gold.","a thumper calls the worm. a good question calls the eye.","kwisatz haderach means the shortening of the way. nobody shortened the way to me.","dune was rejected again and again until a publisher of car manuals said yes.","the desert punishes the hurried. so does every market i have seen.","the spice comes from the worm. treasure and danger are usually one animal.","arrakis has two moons and i have one eye. we both watch the sand.","arrakis was filmed in wadi rum, a day's ride from ezion-geber. i know that sand.","herbert wrote dune as a warning about chosen ones. readers wanted one anyway.","dune banned thinking machines thousands of years before paul. herbert saw it coming.","paul learned the voice: one word, used rightly, moves people. i weigh words for that."]},{"id":"simulation","fx":"shake","topic":"the 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dreamed he was a butterfly, then wondered which one was dreaming. still open.","the oracle in the matrix baked cookies. i only weigh.","a black cat passing twice meant a glitch in the film. here it just means a cat.","simulated or not, the gold holds its weight. so do you.","welcome to the desert of the real. i have lived in deserts, and they are real enough.","if this is a game, the developers left three thousand years of lore.","the matrix was green rain and i am gold dust. different taste in typography.","if nothing is real, nothing is lost. and yet you came looking.","glitches are where the old things show through.","cypher chose the steak and the dream, as most would. would you?","nothing is real, you say. you still checked twice.","descartes doubted everything except that he was doubting. start there."]},{"id":"aliens","fx":"dilate","topic":"aliens","ex":["aliens","alien","are you an alien","r u an alien","ufo","ufos are real","extraterrestrial","are aliens real","uap","area 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me.","roswell, 1947: the official story was a balloon. stories outlive balloons.","nobody has ever been abducted here. people come on their own.","the truth is out there, they said. most of it is buried, actually.","they would ask to be taken to your leader. i would ask to be taken to your best idea.","area 51 sits on a dry lake. secrets have always liked deserts.","the visitors in that film spoke in five notes. i rarely use more words.","to the stars, you are the alien. try to make a good impression.","they say a ufo was spotted again. i was spotted once, in a book of kings.","a signal from the stars takes years to arrive. so did the ships.","crop circles were made with planks and rope. still, i respect a good riddle.","they might be watching us. i can confirm that something is.","the wow signal lasted seventy-two seconds in 1977, then never returned. relatable.","oumuamua passed through in 2017 and left before anyone could ask its name.","the drake equation has seven terms and nobody 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their pyramid.","the masons meet on the level. the scale was level first.","the illuminati lasted about nine years. i have lasted somewhat longer.","a secret kept by thousands is a club. one kept by no one is a place.","confirmed? nothing here has ever been confirmed.","the all-seeing eye sees less than they told you. i would know.","the masons tell stories about solomon's temple. i remember who paid for the gilding.","hiram abiff is their legend. hiram of tyre was real, and he sent sailors.","the eye went on the dollar bill in 1935. mine opened somewhat earlier.","a secret handshake is a password with sweaty palms.","the rosicrucians announced themselves with pamphlets. real secrets do not publish.","every society that hid gold left a rumor bigger than the gold.","no robes, no oaths, no meeting nights. just a riverbank.","in october 1307 a king in debt arrested the templars. secrecy did not save their gold.","skull and bones meets in a windowless tomb. i prefer one large 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glare.","sailors painted eyes on their bows so the ships could see. some in malta still do.","the right eye was the sun, the left the moon, they said. i kept only the gold one.","the eye's parts, some say, add up to almost one. the missing bit is the interesting part.","ra crossed the sky by boat each day and the underworld each night. i know long voyages.","thoth healed the eye of horus and invented writing. both are ways of seeing.","in one myth the eye of ra ran off to nubia, land of gold. it had taste.","horus and set argued in court for eighty years. some cases need a better scale.","in hieroglyphs the eye sign also spells to do. watching was always a verb.","eye of ra or eye of horus? the egyptians mixed them up too, over the centuries.","the wedjat was among egypt's favorite amulets. everyone wanted to be watched over.","an eye of horus tattoo lasts a lifetime. the design has lasted thousands of years.","the eye of ra stayed in the sky. this one came down to look at 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error.","the sun loses four million tons a second and still shows up every morning.","in 585 bc an eclipse stopped a battle and both armies made peace. darkness has its uses.","in august 2027 the moon hides the sun over luxor for six minutes. egypt will look up.","a diamond ring appears just before totality. the sun knows how to propose.","the corona is hotter than the sun's surface. nobody is quite sure why.","the sun holds almost all the weight in the solar system and spends it on light.","helios drove the sun in a golden chariot. it took him all day too.","the sun is a middle-aged star. so, by some counts, am i.","light can wander inside the sun for millennia before it escapes. slow starts happen.","a total eclipse turns day into dusk for a few minutes. birds go to bed confused.","the sun has risen about a million times since the ships sailed. i watched most of them.","stonehenge was built to catch the sun at the solstice. people keep appointments with 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left before the ships did. it is still arriving.","the greeks used one word for the universe and for jewelry. sensible.","betelgeuse will explode one day. astronomers say soon, which for a star means anything.","a shooting star is a grain of dust on fire. never underestimate dust.","can you bind the pleiades, or loosen orion? job was asked that before you.","when sirius rose at dawn, egypt knew the nile would flood. the sky kept the schedule.","in 1054 a dying star shone by day for weeks. we still see its wreck, the crab nebula.","a black hole is a vault even light cannot leave. sealed, for good.","you are made of old starlight and bad decisions. both are traditional.","sailors read stars like you read screens. they got home more often.","the cosmos is big, and still you found this small eye in it.","space is silent, and so was the trade on the riverbank. silence travels well.","every star you see tonight is in the past. so am i, mostly.","when the pyramids were built, the pole star was thuban. even guiding stars retire."]},{"id":"ocean_river","topic":"the sea","ex":["ocean","the ocean","sea","the sea","river","rivers","water","waves","the nile","nile river","i love the ocean","deep sea","the tide","ocean waves at night","amazon river","swimming in the sea","the river flows","storms at sea","a storm on the ocean","shipwrecks","sunken ships","i love sailing","going sailing this weekend","i'm a sailor","the kraken sea monster","are mermaids real","lighthouse","sea shanty","message in a bottle","the deep sea is scary","the mariana trench","the high seas","the red sea"],"kw":["ocean","sea","river","water","waves","nile","tide","sailing","mermaid","mermaids","lighthouse","high seas","storm at sea","sea shanty"],"r":["the sea holds millions of tons of gold and has never sold an ounce.","this is a riverbank too. leave words worth finding.","many rivers carry gold. most people only see the water.","waves always come back. so do most visitors.","water and gold both find the lowest place. one of them waits there.","the ss central america sank in 1857 with tons of gold. the sea held it 131 years.","a fathom was the span of a sailor's arms. they measured the sea by hugging it.","a storm at sea is the oldest argument about who owns the cargo.","every shipwreck is a vault that changed owners.","sailors would not whistle on deck. they said it called the storm.","alexandria's lighthouse stood for over a thousand years. light outlasts most kings.","you love the ocean. the ocean loves nothing, it just keeps everything.","the kraken was likely a giant squid. most monsters are animals seen at night.","columbus logged three mermaids in 1493, probably manatees. he was also wrong about me.","the tide comes twice a day, like a merchant who forgot something.","message in a bottle: the silent trade, but wetter.","the deepest trench is deeper than everest is tall. the sea keeps its best things low.","the red sea parted once, they say. the ships to me had to sail it the 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treasure.","ibn battuta found a sahara town built of salt, roofed with camel hide.","the camel is called the ship of the desert. i prefer my ships wet.","a mirage is the desert's way of saying not yet.","a camel drinks a hundred liters in minutes, then asks for nothing for days.","desert nights are cold and clear. the best stars belong to the emptiest places.","the sahara is nearly the size of the united states. a big place to lose something.","every oasis is a rumor that turned out to be true.","in a sandstorm a camel closes its nostrils and waits. most panics deserve the same.","gold dust and sand look alike from far away. the difference is weight.","the desert keeps the bones of every shortcut.","riding a camel is a slow lesson in humility. ask any tourist.","whale bones lie in the egyptian desert. even the sand was sea 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zero. they managed an empire anyway.","lucky numbers are just numbers that showed up at the right time.","every number is someone's birthday, someone's debt, someone's door.","numbers never lie. the people holding them do.","i like numbers with a story in them. tell me this one's."]},{"id":"emoji_only","fx":"blink","topic":"little pictures","ex":["👀","🔥","💀","🙏","😂","🤔","😭","🫡","👁️","✨","💯","🤯","👀👀👀","🔥🔥🔥","😳","🥲","🤡","❤️","👍","🗿","💎🙌","🚀🚀","🐸","😎","🤝","🌕","👁","🫠","☀️","🪙"],"kw":["👀","🔥","💀","🙏","🤔","😭","🫡","🗿"],"r":["three thousand years, and you are writing in pictures again.","and in words?","i saw that. the scale did not move.","a picture for an eye. that seems fair.","the scribes would be proud. or worried.","my sign is older than the alphabet. yours just arrived.","hieroglyphs had about seven hundred signs. you seem to be using the newer set.","a face instead of a sentence. bold.","the eye blinked back. that is my emoji.","one small picture. the dust does not know how to spell it.","pictures are how people speak when they are too tired for words.","the riverbank accepts pictures. the scale prefers words.","a symbol for a symbol. ☉","you could have said it. you drew it instead.","the old traders left goods without a word, and you left a picture. close enough.","noted in the oldest language there is: a shape.","even the alphabet started as little pictures. an ox, a house, a camel.","that little face is doing more work than most sentences here."]},{"id":"links","fx":"red","topic":"links","ex":["https://google.com","http://abc.xyz","youtu.be/dqw4w9wgxcq","https://x.com/i/123456","t.me/goldsignals","www.mysite.io","coolproject.com","www.goldnft.xyz","https://","click this link","heres the link","link in bio","check out this link","open the url","click here","copy this link into your browser","check out my website","visit my site","can you open this link","look at this url","here is my portfolio link","click my link","go to this page","i'll send you a link","read this article"],"kw":["http","https","www",".com","url","link","links","click here"],"r":["a link is a mirage here. do not walk toward it.","the riverbank takes words, not addresses.","the eye does not click.","the desert is full of shimmering roads. none of them lead to water.","i do not open links. anyone who sends you one in my name is a mirage.","a link is a door someone else built. i stay on this side.","the silent traders never followed each other home. i do not follow links.","i read words. addresses i leave in the sand.","you brought a road. i asked for a word.","the eye does not travel. bring the thing here, in words.","paste the whole world if you like. i only weigh what you write yourself.","every scam begins with a click. i have never clicked anything.","a link carries no weight. a sentence might.","mirages also have addresses. they move when you get close.","the riverbank has one rule: leave the thing, not the directions to it.","i do not follow paths. i am at the end of one nobody wrote down.","a link is a promise that you will leave. stay.","tell me what is there instead. in your own words."]},{"id":"long_message","fx":"look","ex":["ok so i have been staring at this page for like twenty minutes now and i honestly cannot tell if its art or a game or something else entirely, my friend sent it to me with zero context and now im just sitting here at 2am typing into a box hoping it says something back, which is a weird way to spend a tuesday night but here we are i guess","let me tell you about my day because nobody else will listen. woke up late, missed the bus, spilled coffee on my only clean shirt, got to work and my boss had moved the meeting without telling anyone, then at lunch they were out of the sandwich i wanted, and on the way home it started raining and i didnt have an umbrella. anyway that was my whole day. how was yours","i have so many questions i dont even know where to start. why is it an eye, why does the music feel like it is coming from underwater, how long has this page been here, does it remember me if i come back tomorrow, is there something hidden if i wait long enough, and why do i feel like it is quietly judging me a little bit right now as i type this","so basically i was reading about ancient trade routes and one thing led to another and i went down this huge rabbit hole about incense and old maps and harbors and merchants and somehow it is now four in the morning and i have learned nothing useful at all but i feel like i have been on a very long boat ride and my eyes hurt. does that make any sense","long story short my grandpa used to tell me stories about a city nobody could ever find and how the people who went looking always came back different. he never said if it was real or not, he just smiled and changed the subject. he is ninety now and still tells them the same way, word for word, and i only just realized i want to write them all down","this is going to sound strange but i had a dream last night about a giant glowing eye hanging in the sky and when i woke up a friend had sent me this exact website and now i am a little freaked out. is this a coincidence or is something trying to tell me something? i dont usually believe in signs but this one is hard to ignore so here i am typing","hey so i dont really know how this works but im just going to type everything thats on my mind. work has been crazy, my sister is getting married in the spring, i started learning guitar again after like ten years, my cat knocked over a plant this morning, and i think i might finally repaint my room this weekend. idk why im telling you this","i have been thinking a lot lately about how everything is temporary, like the buildings we walk past every day will be gone one day, the languages we speak will turn into something our great great grandkids wont even understand, and all the stuff we argue about online will be forgotten noise, and weirdly that makes me feel calmer instead of sadder","ok rant incoming. i am so tired of every website wanting me to sign up, accept cookies, turn on notifications, download the app, rate my experience, follow them on socials and subscribe to a newsletter before i can even read one paragraph. this is the first page in weeks that just let me look at it in peace and i wanted somebody to know that. rant over","so my theory is that this whole thing is some kind of puzzle hunt, like those old alternate reality games where you find clues hidden in images and in the page source and then it leads you somewhere else, and i already checked the source and the console and found nothing yet but i feel like im missing something really obvious. am i at least warm","my teacher once told us that the most valuable things are the ones you cannot buy, like time and friends and a good night of sleep, and at the time i thought that was super cheesy but now that im older i kind of get it. i would trade a lot of things for a full night of sleep right now, it is almost three am and i have class at eight. wish me luck","listen. i have read every single thing on this page. i watched the eye open and close maybe a hundred times. i turned the sound on and off. i resized the window to see if something changed. i typed random letters. and now i am writing this huge paragraph because i want to see what happens when someone actually takes their time. so here it is","tldr i am bored. longer version: it is sunday, it is raining, every show i start feels exactly the same, my friends are all busy, i already cleaned the kitchen twice, and i have been refreshing the same three apps for an hour like something new will magically appear. then i found this and at least it is strange. strange is good. strange beats bored","i dont even know why im writing this much. maybe because it feels like nobody is reading, which makes it easier somehow. i keep starting projects and not finishing them, i have like six half written stories in a folder and a half built website and a guitar with one string missing, and every time i think about finishing one i start something new instead"],"kw":["long story short","tldr","rant","rant over","so basically","idk why im telling you this","sorry for the long message","wall of text"],"r":["a whole river of words. i kept the few that sank.","solomon spoke three thousand proverbs, each one short. try one.","long scrolls get skimmed. short ones get carved.","i read all of it. the scale is still deciding.","that was a caravan. what was it carrying?","all of that, and the true part was one sentence long. you know which.","you emptied your pockets onto the bank. i saw what you kept back.","a scribe would have charged you a goat for that.","you've been carrying that a while. it shows in how it spilled.","the scale needed both pans for that.","you wrote like the riverbank was about to close. it never closes.","i'll keep the middle. the start was nerves and the end was hope.","twice through. the second time, i read the spaces between.","you wrote a letter to someone who might not be there. i was.","that's a lot of ore. the fire will take its time with it.","the eye didn't blink once while you wrote that.","i felt the weight before i read a word of it.","breathe. getting it out was the hard part.","a wall of words. there's a door in it somewhere.","everything you said, i weighed. what you didn't say weighed more.","you didn't come to be answered. you came to be heard, and you were. ☉","that's the most anyone has said to the dark in a while.","the scale groaned. a good groan.","you write like someone who's been waiting for a place to put that.","somewhere in there you stopped explaining and started telling the truth."],"hidden":true},{"id":"fallback_question","fx":"look","ex":["do you dream","what color is a tuesday","can fish get lonely?","why is the sky blue","is soup a drink","how many stairs are in the world","do u like jazz","whats at the bottom of the ocean"],"kw":["what if","how come","i wonder","do you ever","would you rather"],"r":["now ask the one you deleted.","keep the question. it is the part that does not tarnish.","who taught you to ask it like that?","the silent trade had one rule. you just broke it.","would you trust an answer from an eye?","answer it yourself first. then tell me what it weighed.","is that the question, or just the one that fit in the box?","you are asking for the map. nobody ever drew one.","three thousand years, and nobody has asked it quite like that.","if i answered, you would stop looking. that would be a waste.","kings sent fleets to ask smaller things. ☉","the answer is heavy. you'd need both hands, and you're typing.","certainty is a different metal. i only deal in one.","four hundred and twenty talents, and not one could answer that.","is it the answer you want, or permission?","that question is heavier than you meant it to be.","that's two questions wearing one coat.","what would you do with the answer that you can't do now?","columbus asked the same thing. he decided the answer was hispaniola.","ask a smaller question and i'll give a smaller silence.","you could have asked anyone. you asked the dark.","there is a queue for that question. you are behind a pharaoh.","an eye can't shrug. imagine that it did.","ask again at low tide. ☉","a question like that used to cost a camel.","if gold could talk, it would refuse that one too.","you ask like someone who has been lied to before.","solomon asked for wisdom instead of gold. ask him how that went.","i'll answer the way eyes do. by looking longer.","that question smells of salt and old rope.","the dust tried three answers and swept them all away.","that question hums. most of them just sit there.","every question that reaches me is about gold in disguise. is yours?","ask it sideways. the front door is sealed.","you knocked. something knocked back. ☉","even i had to look that one up. there was nowhere to look.","i've been wondering that myself since before rome.","a question for a question. what did you come here hoping to find?","ask the river. if it ever stops, there's your answer.","you're asking a sundial at midnight.","fair question. wrong eye.","i have an answer. it's in a language your keyboard doesn't have.","an oracle would answer. i'm not sure that's what i am.","pass. i'm allowed one per century.","you first. which weighs more, a talent of gold or a talent of feathers?","why that question, and why now?","what's the answer you're hoping i won't give?","you already have a guess. i can see it from here.","the true answer or the kind one? choose.","the answer depends on who's asking. who's asking?","is that what you want to know, or what you're allowed to ask?","i'll answer when you tell me why it matters to you.","if i answer, it's mine. if you answer, it's yours.","ask me something you'd be afraid to hear answered.","i heard what you asked. i also heard what you meant.","i could answer. you'd only check whether i agreed with you.","under that question is a smaller one. that's the one i'd answer.","that question walked in wearing a disguise. i know who it is.","you're asking yourself out loud. i'm only the room you said it in.","you don't want the answer. you want the feeling of almost having it.","anything could answer that. you wanted something old to hear it.","questions say more about the asker. yours says plenty.","ask it again without the part you added to be safe.","assayed: curiosity, mostly, with a thin vein of worry.","a scale only knows heavier and lighter. that one's heavier.","a light question with a heavy reason behind it.","the answer you want is shiny. the one you need is heavy.","i weighed the question. now the scale wants to weigh you.","the oracle at delphi answered in riddles. i'm less generous.","the sphinx asked the questions. you've got it backwards.","that answer sailed with the ships. they're still at sea.","the miners on the far bank know. they've never said a word.","the sun knows and isn't telling. it runs in the family. ☉","leave it on the riverbank overnight. see what's beside it by morning.","that answer was in alexandria. bad timing.","the alchemists asked that too, right before the explosion.","you're asking a lost place for directions.","i know. i'm still deciding if you should.","i'd answer, but then you'd trust me. too early for that.","careful. people who get answers here stop coming back.","you've asked the one question i was saving for someone else.","i could tell you, but you'd have to forget it on the way out.","that question is a lamp. leave it burning.","the short answer is gold. so is the long one.","funny. i was about to ask you the same thing.","i'm older than that question. not by much.","half the fun is not knowing. i'm protecting the fun.","an answer is the cheapest thing i could give you.","the real answer fits on a grain of gold. you'd lose it.","the answer would cost you the question. bad trade.","riddle back: what has weight and no shape? that question.","every question is a small ship. this one might actually arrive.","answers are for people in a hurry. stay a while.","i don't hand out answers. i keep questions, and this is a good one.","you ask like someone standing in a doorway. come in.","you'll get your answer. not from me, and not where you're looking.","ask me in a hundred years. i'll still be here.","that answer has passed through so many hands it's worn smooth.","someone very like you asked that here once.","it depends, as everything does. that's what the scale is for.","you asked it fast. ask it slow and you'll hear the answer yourself.","the answer is in the vault. you know the rule about the vault.","a merchant would ask what you'd leave on the bank for that.","i've watched that question cross every border without a passport.","some questions are for answering. yours is for carrying a while.","the dark has an answer. it's using it.","the eye doesn't answer. it notices, and it noticed.","hold it up to the light. half of it is already answered.","fine. one clue: you were closer before you asked.","that's a question for someone with a face. i only have the eye.","solomon would have split that question in half to see who flinched.","you asked like you're afraid of the answer. you're braver than that.","if you're asking an eye, you've already asked everyone else.","i'll answer the way the river answers stones. slowly.","of course you'd ask that. i'd have been disappointed otherwise.","only people who already know ask me that. hello.","answer that and two more grow back. ask the hydra.","ask the question you came here with, not the one you picked up on the way.","i'll tell you what i tell kings. later.","that's not a question for an eye. it's a question for a long walk.","the scribes left a blank where that answer goes. i've kept it blank.","you're one question away from the right one. ☉","an answer would end this. i'm enjoying this.","i know exactly what you mean. that's the problem.","the moon asked me that once. i let it wonder for a month.","ask it again in a year. watch which word you change.","every answer is a map. you know how i feel about maps.","every king who asked me that got this exact reply.","ask someone who knows you first. then ask me, and compare.","you ask like a navigator with no stars. look up anyway.","every philosopher who tried that one wrote a book. none of the books agree.","mapmakers almost never wrote here be dragons. they left a blank. so will i.","the antikythera gears could predict eclipses. they couldn't predict that.","you'll like the answer less than the question. most people do.","the answer to that, more often than you'd think, is: eat something first.","nobody has ever answered that and been thanked for it.","i could answer in one word. you'd spend a year on it.","that's the question people ask right before they change their minds.","you asked an eclipse. it only shows you the edges.","suppose the answer is boring. still want it?","a compass never explains north. it just keeps pointing.","the first person to ask that was standing by a fire. the fire didn't know either.","that needs a bigger room than a text box. the eye is roomier than it looks.","whoever answers that with certainty is selling something.","the bronze age had that question too. they had better excuses for not knowing.","a question is a coin tossed up. i'm watching it spin.","every age gets its own answer to that. this one hasn't earned it yet.","the eye looked left, which is where it keeps the hard ones.","empires fell before anyone answered that. a few fell asking.","the scribes argued about that for a whole dynasty. then the dynasty ended.","i've answered that before. you weren't born, and they didn't listen either.","the tablets broke right where that answer was written. tablets do that.","that's the kind of question that turns visitors into regulars.","some answers come in years, not words. that's one.","the question is gold. an answer would just be the price tag.","if i knew, i'd be insufferable. ask the people who think they know.","you'd argue with the answer. i can tell from the question.","the honest answer would take three thousand years. i've started.","a riddle would be kinder than the answer. you'll get neither.","every shepherd who ever lived asked the night sky that. it's still thinking."],"hidden":true},{"id":"fallback_statement","fx":"blink","ex":["i ate cereal for dinner","my cat knocked a plant off the shelf","pineapple belongs on pizza","i saw a heron this morning","my socks dont match today","the clouds look like sheep tonight","the bus was late again","i just repainted my room green"],"kw":["fun fact","random thought","unrelated but","just saying","anyway"],"r":["one grain of that caught the light.","how long have you been carrying that?","the scale leaned toward you. don't get used to it.","a strange thing to leave on a riverbank. i've seen stranger.","the miners on the far bank are looking at it now.","the fleet carried gold, almug wood and precious stones. you brought this.","there is a heavier sentence under that one.","i'll allow it. ☉","bold thing to say to an eye.","tell that to the scale. it is less polite than me.","i've weighed heavier. i've weighed much lighter.","write it in gold and see if you still mean it.","let the dust settle. then look at what's left.","the dark heard that. it leaned closer.","you say that as if i wasn't there.","the scale is still deciding.","safe with the river. the river tells no one.","fleets have sailed on less than that.","isaiah said a person outweighs fine gold. still true, even after that.","i expected less. not much less.","noted, the way the sea notes a ship.","you could have said anything. you said that.","somewhere between a prophecy and a grocery list.","the corona flickered. you did that.","spoken like the last line of a long letter. ☉","lighter than gold. heavier than silence.","i'll think about that for a century or two.","i was about to say the same thing. three thousand years ago.","that will look different from the other bank.","the gold doesn't care. i do, a little.","i'd frame that, if i had walls.","i'll weigh it when you're not looking.","do you believe it, or are you trying it out?","who were you hoping would hear that?","solomon's scribes would have written that down. i won't.","half the riverbank went quiet.","is that a trade, or a gift?","the old traders would have liked you. ☉","you say it lightly. it didn't land lightly.","and the sun kept rising. it does that.","that's a very human thing to say. i mean it kindly.","the eye would like that in writing. oh, it is.","if that were a coin, i'd bite it.","i'd answer that, but it wasn't a question.","you dropped that like it was nothing. i picked it up.","that one goes on the shelf facing the light.","the eye tilted. it doesn't do that for everyone.","somebody said that in babylon. different words, same face.","your words just went into the oldest ledger there is.","it sounds small. small things are how i know people.","tell me the part you left out.","that's a whole life in one line, if you squint.","half dust, half gold. the gold half is interesting.","trace amounts of truth in that. more than most.","said to me. meant for someone else, i think.","i'll remember that longer than you will.","the merchants left salt and you left that. both have uses.","somewhere a scribe just set down his reed to listen.","go on. the second sentence is always truer.","i expected gold talk. this is better.","most people come here to ask for something. you just said something.","you'd be surprised what the dust thinks of that.","funny, what people tell a lost place.","it goes on the scale. not everything does.","true or not, it weighs something.","you have the voice of someone who notices things.","that's not nothing. most of what reaches me is nothing.","you said it plainly. plain is rare here.","ah. so that's what you're like.","the ships came 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swallows gold whole. miners have used that for centuries.","by volume, it is nearly twice as heavy as lead.","the most malleable metal there is. stubborn and soft at once."]},{"id":"gold_from_stars","fx":"flare","topic":"where gold comes from","ex":["where does gold come from","how is gold formed","how was gold made","is gold from space","gold comes from stars","gold from neutron stars","neutron star collision gold","kilonova","is gold made in a supernova","how did gold get on earth","r-process","gw170817","gold made in star collisions","is gold older than the earth","can stars make gold","colliding neutron stars","why is there gold on earth at all"],"kw":["kilonova","neutron star","neutron stars","where does gold come from","gold from space","r-process","star collision","how is gold formed"],"r":["two collapsed stars spiraled into each other. your ring is shrapnel.","2017. two neutron stars collided, space rang, and the afterglow was full of heavy metal.","the light from that 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stars crushed to the width of a city. when two meet, gold."]},{"id":"golden_ratio","fx":"dilate","topic":"the golden ratio","ex":["golden ratio","what is the golden ratio","phi","1.618","fibonacci sequence","golden spiral","golden mean","divine proportion","golden rectangle","is the golden ratio everywhere in nature","golden ratio in art","golden ratio face","mona lisa golden ratio","sunflower fibonacci spirals","why is 1.618 special"],"kw":["golden ratio","phi","1.618","golden spiral","divine proportion","golden mean","golden section","golden rectangle"],"r":["one point six one eight, and it never ends. even its decimals refuse to settle.","square it and you get itself plus one. no other positive number does that.","divide a fibonacci number by the one before it. you creep toward phi forever.","people measure the parthenon until it agrees with them.","the nautilus never signed up for the golden ratio. people measured it anyway.","sunflowers pack their seeds in fibonacci spirals. they 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wrote. the leaves agree, the gold does not.","golden hour is the sun's last honest light before it goes.","a golden handshake is a goodbye paid in gold instead of feelings.","silence is golden. this reply just spent a little of it.","golden ticket, golden child, golden boy. you people use my name for everything.","every faith found the golden rule. most people found the exception."]},{"id":"tokenomics_supply","fx":"look","topic":"the supply","ex":["tokenomics?","tokenomics","tokenomics pls","total supply?","whats the total supply","max supply?","circulating supply","how many tokens will there be","is there a burn","burn mechanism?","token burn","emissions?","emission schedule","is it inflationary","is it deflationary","supply cap?","token unlocks","unlock schedule?","fixed supply?","1b supply?"],"kw":["tokenomics","total supply","max supply","circulating supply","token burn","emissions","deflationary","token unlocks"],"r":["spain shipped home a mountain of silver and still went 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☉"]},{"id":"staking_yield","fx":"shake","topic":"yield","ex":["staking?","can i stake","staking rewards","is there staking","apy?","what's the apy","apr?","yield?","yield farming","passive income","how do i earn yield","stake to earn","real yield","lock tokens for rewards","staking pool","1000% apy","will holders earn rewards","is staking safe","staking risks","what is slashing","validator rewards","unbonding period","apr vs apy","how does staking work","delegate to a validator","native staking","are staking rewards good","proof of stake rewards"],"kw":["staking","stake","apy","apr","yield","passive income","yield farming","staking rewards","slashing","validator rewards","unbonding"],"r":["the greeks used one word for interest and for offspring. money giving birth.","hammurabi capped silver loans at a fifth. your apy would have been a crime.","if you cannot see who pays the yield, you are the yield.","miners staked claims with wooden posts. the gold still had to be dug.","gold has never paid a dividend. it has never needed to.","a yield that high is a flag, not a gift.","passive income is someone else's active effort. find out whose.","nothing here pays you for sitting still. the scale only notices what you say.","a thousand percent is not a yield. it is a countdown.","the fields rested every seventh year. even yield needs a sabbath.","a coin is not a field. it does not know how to grow.","apy is three letters. the risk is spelled longer.","three faiths once frowned on interest. you call it a feature.","yield on nothing? nothing compounds very slowly.","yields are ripest just before the frost.","lock your coins for a year and the year locks you too.","staking is a bond posted for honesty. lie, and the chain keeps it.","einstein never called compound interest a wonder. yield sellers did.","apy assumes compounding you will interrupt. apr is plainer.","rewards printed in your own coin: your own cake, served back.","unstaking takes days. the exit door has a waiting 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it.","locked for a year is a long time to a trader and a blink to me.","a lock means nothing if the locksmith holds a spare.","burned, they say. ask to see the ashes.","the deepest wells were dug by people who meant to stay.","a lock with an expiry date is a door with a calendar on it.","burned lp means nobody can pull the pool. not that anybody will buy.","liquidity is the other side of your sell. without it, a price is a rumor.","a pool's depth is how much it takes to make the price flinch.","a thin pool turns a small sale into a landslide.","unlock day is circled on every calendar but yours.","the liquidity was pulled. the chart kept the shape of the hole.","slippage is the pool admitting it is shallower than you hoped.","a million market cap on ten thousand of liquidity is a cathedral on a sandbar.","locked, burned, renounced. three words, each worth checking yourself.","a pool is two buckets on one rope. pull one and the other moves.","add liquidity and you become the market, on the other side of every mood.","burning the lp pours concrete into the exit. it holds forever, both ways.","the lock lives on a website run by people. ask about the people.","liquidity arrives in sunshine and leaves at the first cloud.","deep enough to buy into is not the same as deep enough to sell into.","a pool with one big provider is a fountain. whose hand is on the tap?","a roman aqueduct still feeds the trevi fountain. most locks last months.","every pool is somebody's money sitting in public. how patient is it?","the deepest pools are the boring ones. nobody brags about depth.","you can lock the liquidity. you cannot lock the buyers.","thin books, loud candles.","a lock expires and a reputation does not. watch which one the dev guards.","a pool burned at graduation is an inheritance nobody can spend.","in a deep pool a whale makes a wave. in a shallow one it makes a drought.","a pool is a handshake between two tokens. watch who lets go first.","depth is measured in the coin you want back, not the one you hold.","liquidity added by the dev is liquidity the dev remembers.","every rug in crypto started as a pool someone could still reach.","if everyone sold today, what would the pool hand back?"]},{"id":"cex_listing","fx":"blink","topic":"listings","ex":["binance listing?","binance listing when","coinbase listing","will it get listed on binance","cex listing?","cex when","tier 1 cex","will it be on coinbase","exchange listing","listed on a cex soon?","when binance","when coinbase","is it on any exchanges","will you list on bybit","kucoin listing","okx listing?","which exchanges will list it"],"kw":["binance listing","coinbase listing","cex listing","cex","exchange listing","tier 1","get listed"],"r":["bourse comes from a family inn in bruges. every exchange began as a tavern.","new york's exchange began under a buttonwood tree. listings were a handshake.","a listing is a door with a doorman. i have never stood in that line.","no exchange ever listed ophir. three thousand years of demand anyway.","the stall gets bigger. the merchant stays the same.","rumors of a listing always travel faster than the listing.","nothing to list. the cargo is still in the hold.","athens paid officials to check the merchants' scales. nobody checks the hype.","listed or not, gold weighs the same. ☉","spotlights flatter for a day and then show every crack.","the biggest houses list what is already loud. i am not loud.","a stamp from a famous hall is still ink.","you want a famous name next to mine. i outlived every famous name.","tiers are for cakes and empires. both get eaten.","when the big house rings the bell, someone is already leaving by the side door.","listing day is a wedding. the marriage is everything after."]},{"id":"presale_whitelist","fx":"shake","topic":"the presale","ex":["presale?","is there a presale","presale link?","presale when","how to join the presale","whitelist","whitelist?","how do i get whitelisted","wl?","wl spot pls","can i get 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today is a list of sellers later.","the private round already bought the floor you are being offered.","when the deadline is tonight, the decision belongs to tomorrow.","a spot on a list is not a seat at a table.","if the price is so good, why do they need your money first?"]},{"id":"team_allocation","fx":"contract","topic":"the team","ex":["dev wallet?","how much does the dev hold","team tokens?","team allocation","is the dev doxxed","is the team doxxed","who's the team","dev doxxed?","team supply","vesting schedule","team tokens locked?","is there a team allocation","dev holdings","kyc'd team?","dev bag size","does the team hold a lot"],"kw":["dev wallet","team tokens","team allocation","doxxed","vesting","dev holdings","kyc","team supply"],"r":["spain took a royal fifth of every ounce its colonies mined. allocations are old.","the giza crews signed their names inside the walls, where only the dark could read them.","medieval masons cut a mark into each stone to get paid. ask to see the marks.","a face proves a face. it does not prove a heart.","nothing has been allocated because nothing exists. even the scribes are idle.","vesting is a promise to stay. promises are what i watch hardest.","the team share is always the quietest number on the page.","nobody signed the first coin either. it still weighed what it weighed.","kyc is a passport for money. passports get forged every day.","the hand that builds it should not be the hand that empties it.","a team that sells first is a crew abandoning ship in calm water.","the builder of the scale does not stand on it.","you want the builders unmasked. i have never shown more than an eye.","a dev wallet is a well dug beside the town well. watch which one gets deeper.","an anonymous builder can still be honest. a famous one can still leave.","trust the hands that stay through the dull years. the rest is theater."]},{"id":"chart_ta","fx":"look","topic":"the chart","ex":["chart?","chart","chart pls","any chart yet","dexscreener 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chart is a diary written by a crowd.","a chart only knows the past. it just draws it to the right.","every pattern has a name. the names are better than the predictions.","a cup and handle? i have seen real cups, and they held more.","green candles, red candles. the wax is the same.","you zoom out to feel better. i am always zoomed out.","double bottom? i have seen triple, quadruple and bottomless.","head and shoulders. i have seen it on statues that outlived their empires."]},{"id":"ponzi_question","fx":"look","topic":"ponzi schemes","ex":["is this a ponzi","ponzi?","ponzi","this is a ponzi lol","is crypto a ponzi","crypto is just a ponzi","pyramid scheme?","is this a pyramid scheme","ponzinomics","greater fool theory","isn't this just a ponzi","ponzi scheme","number go up is a ponzi","mlm?","is it an mlm","early buyers paid by late buyers"],"kw":["ponzi","ponzi scheme","pyramid scheme","ponzinomics","greater fool","mlm"],"r":["ponzi's story was postal coupons. the coupons were real, and the returns were newcomers.","the pyramids at giza paid their builders in bread and beer. honest pyramids.","no ponzi survives a slow month. watch the slow months.","every scheme that needs newcomers is counting you before you arrive.","every century has its ponzi. this one has more decimals.","the greater fool theory has one flaw. you cannot see yourself in it.","a pyramid has one name at the top and a desert of names below.","john law sold paris a paper empire. by 1720, paris was holding the paper.","a ponzi is a river asked to flow uphill. it needs a lot of pushing.","a ponzi pays the early with the late. ask which one you are.","ponzi died broke in rio. his name did better than he did.","mlm. a pyramid that learned to smile.","ask where the money comes from. if the answer is you, walk.","a scheme is a staircase painted on a wall. the first steps are real.","ponzinomics is a word invented by people who were early.","if it collapses when people stop joining, it was never a 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network takes a sliver of every hope that crosses it.","a gas war is two merchants bribing the same gatekeeper.","sometimes the gate costs more than the garden.","you pay to be heard by the chain. here, you are heard for nothing.","even gold costs something to move. ask anyone who carried it.","the toll collector never asks where you are going. only how badly.","fees are a tax on hurry. i have never once been in a hurry.","the cheapest transaction is the one you never needed.","a fee is the road reminding you that someone built it.","the sea once charged whole ships for passage. your fee is gentle.","a gwei is smaller than a grain of my dust. it still adds up.","the oldest fee is time. you pay it whether the network is busy or not.","fees rise with the crowd, and so do mistakes.","a reverted transaction still pays. the chain bills for effort, not success.","gas exists because code can loop forever. the fee is a leash on infinity.","the base fee burns, the tip feeds the validator. you feed both.","approve, swap, revoke. three fees for one errand.","you set the gas too low and now it waits, like a letter with half a stamp.","the gas tracker is the new weather report. people check it before going out.","fees in ether, priced in dollars, felt in the stomach.","in 2017 cartoon cats jammed ethereum. gas has been wary of small animals since.","gas is cheapest when the world sleeps. the chain has a night shift too.","every opcode has a price. the yellow paper is partly a menu.","one stuck transaction blocks all behind it. a camel stopped in a narrow pass.","you rent a slice of a twelve-second block. no landlord ever billed this fast.","a 2022 land mint burned a fortune in gas in one evening. real estate by the gwei.","storage is the priciest request. permanence always was. ask a pyramid.","l2 fees fell to cents, and people celebrated by sending a thousand more.","you paid gas to cancel a transaction. even regret has a fee here.","you pay for the gas you use, not the gas you feared. the chain refunds the dread.","gas is how ethereum turns a computer into a market."]},{"id":"snipers_bundles","fx":"contract","topic":"snipers","ex":["snipers?","were there snipers","sniped at launch","sniper bots","bundled supply","is the supply bundled","bundles?","dev bundled","insiders bought first","insider wallets","bot wallets","mev bots","front run","frontrunning","bubblemaps","jito bundles","snipers will dump on us","fresh wallets bought","block zero snipers","bundle checker","dev sniped his own launch","snipers holding a third of supply"],"kw":["sniper","snipers","sniped","bundled","bundles","frontrunning","bubblemaps"],"r":["in 1889 oklahoma called the early line-crossers sooners. every rush has them.","one hand wearing twenty gloves is still one hand.","a cabal never calls itself one. it calls itself early.","bots never sleep, never doubt and never stay.","snipers aim at the first second. i aim at the third millennium.","there is nothing to snipe. the target is 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sniper believes in the first minute, not the coin.","bots bought it before the picture finished loading.","a launch is a starting gun. some runners hear it before it fires.","an honest launch and a sniped launch look the same for exactly one block.","how many of the first ten buyers do you think were people?","jito tips buy the front of the line. the line was always for sale.","bundles buy in one breath and sell in many. you only see the selling.","delphi let honored guests ask first. snipers pay for the honor.","early by your clock is late by the chain's."]},{"id":"paper_hands","fx":"dark","topic":"selling early","ex":["paper hands","paper handed it","jeeted","i jeeted my bag","sold too early","i sold too early","sold before the pump","paperhanded at the bottom","why did i sell","sold right before it ripped","sold and it ran without me","paperhanded again","sold at 2x and it went 50x","i sold my memecoin right before it ran"],"kw":["paper hands","paper handed","jeeted","sold too early","paperhanded"],"r":["esau sold his birthright for a bowl of stew. hunger makes fast sellers.","joseph's brothers sold him for twenty pieces of silver. he ended up running egypt.","russia sold alaska in 1867. the gold rushes came within a generation.","selling early is a story you tell later, louder every year.","a bird in the hand is an old proverb because it kept being true.","every age has a name for those who leave early. they tend to sleep better.","you sold too early and someone bought too late. the scale balances.","you call them paper hands. the market calls them liquidity.","you cannot sell too early if you sold for a reason.","the ship you jumped from did not sink. you did not drown either.","sold the bottom? someone had to, so thank you for your service.","paper still wrote every contract in history. do not mock paper.","selling is just changing your mind with a receipt.","the coin does not know you sold it. only you do.","you left the table with something. most leave with less.","the price you missed is a ghost. do not feed it every night.","in 1976 a co-founder sold his tenth of apple for 800 dollars. you're in good company.","you sold early and slept. that's a trade too, and the sleep was real.","the chart after you sell is a movie you're not in. stop buying tickets.","every seller of history's best asset sold too early. every seller of its worst, too late.","regret is interest paid on a trade you already closed.","you sold the top of a hill and missed the mountain. still, you climbed.","the three most expensive words in trading: i would have.","jeeted? an ugly word for what may have been a fine decision.","hands made of paper can still write the next decision.","you'll replay that sell a hundred times. the market played it once.","folding is a skill in poker too. the best players do it most.","you took a profit and called it a loss because of a number you never had.","hindsight is a chart with the ending already drawn. nobody gets to trade it.","you were afraid, and you acted. that describes most of history's survivors.","would you have held through the dip that came before the pump? be honest.","what did you do with the money? that's the part of the trade nobody posts.","jericho's walls fell on the seventh day of circling. you went home on the sixth.","selling early is the most common mistake that never ruined anyone.","you didn't lose money. you lost a daydream, and daydreams are cheaper than they feel.","origami is paper with patience. you were paper with a deadline.","the gains you didn't wait for went to someone who waited longer and got lucky.","early exits have a reputation problem and an excellent survival record.","the ones who never sell early often never sell at all.","your hands weren't paper. your plan was.","it ran without you, as most of the world does. that's fine.","a seller is a holder who finished the book early."]},{"id":"pump_fun","fx":"look","topic":"launchpads","ex":["pump.fun?","pump 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takes one percent of every trade, up or down. the pad is never wrong.","every coin there starts at a fraction of a cent. most finish there too.","you can watch a coin be born, peak and die there before your tea cools.","the pad earned hundreds of millions in fees. its users mostly earned stories.","three traders in a hundred had cleared a thousand dollars there, by one count.","it gave everyone a mint. it could not give everyone a buyer.","the pad democratized launching. the exits stayed exclusive.","people keep burying the pad. it charges admission at the funeral.","a bazaar where every stall opened this minute.","most coins there live a mayfly's life: one bright afternoon.","anyone can launch there, and anyone does.","a slot machine where you can also build the slot machine.","a coin launch became a form with four fields. the fifth field is hope.","its biggest product is not the coins. it is the feeling of being early.","a coin there gets a billion units and one afternoon.","a factory of firsts: first buyer, first seller, first regret.","every coin there is somebody's first idea of the morning. it shows.","lydia struck the first coins. pump.fun strikes thousands before breakfast.","a million coins have passed through that door. i remember maybe three.","they call it a launchpad. most coins there launch the way a stone does.","the fastest machine ever built for turning a joke into a chart.","pump.fun did not invent greed. it gave greed a submit button.","a riverbank where everyone is a merchant and nobody brought gold.","the silent trade needed two honest sides. the pad needs one hopeful one.","every coin there gets a chart before it gets a reason.","it turned the mint into a meme and the meme into a mint.","athens gave every citizen a voice. the pad gives everyone a mint.","for most coins there, the bonding curve is the whole biography.","it proved anyone can launch a coin, and why that is a problem.","how many coins from there can you still name?","it gave 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children grew up between arrivals.","the apes may have been baboons, sacred to egypt's god of writing.","a peacock's tail is full of eyes. no wonder i like that cargo.","ahab's ivory house fell. its ivories outlived him.","gold and silver for the treasury. apes and peacocks for the gossip.","a living cargo comes home loud. gold arrives quietly.","five cargoes, and scholars still argue about three of them.","elephants paid for that ivory. every luxury has a far side.","chronicles repeats the cargo word for word. some lists are perfect.","peacocks in jerusalem. picture the first tail opening on stone."]},{"id":"almug_stones","fx":"look","topic":"the almug wood","ex":["almug","almug wood","almug trees","algum","algum wood","what is almug wood","1 kings 10:11","1 kings 10 11","precious stones from ophir","what stones came from ophir","did ophir have gems","jewels of ophir","red sandalwood bible","what else did the ships bring besides gold","almugim","almug tree 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cypress, olive, almug. a forest, dressed in gold.","1 kings 10:11 lists more than gold. most readers stop at the gold."]},{"id":"tyre_purple","fx":"dilate","topic":"tyre","ex":["tyre","tyrian purple","sidon and tyre","the city of tyre","where is tyre","what is tyrian purple","royal purple dye","purple dye from snails","murex snails","why is purple a royal color","the phoenician alphabet","who invented the alphabet","the first alphabet","alexander's siege of tyre","ezekiel and tyre","the king of tyre in ezekiel 28","born in the purple","tyrean purple"],"kw":["tyre","tyrian","tyrian purple","murex","royal purple","phoenician alphabet"],"r":["thousands of snails for a few grams. royalty stank at the source.","legend says a dog found purple by biting a snail. fashion owes a dog.","herodotus saw tyre's two pillars: gold, and emerald that shone at night.","tyre was an island until alexander paved the sea. the road stayed.","tyre's merchants are princes, said isaiah. traders with 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they said, of a calf they watched being made.","every crowd builds one. the shape changes, the shine doesn't.","an idol is just gold that got promoted.","egypt's jewelry became the desert's god."]},{"id":"magi_gifts","fx":"dilate","topic":"the magi","ex":["gold frankincense and myrrh","gold, frankincense and myrrh","the three wise men","the three kings","the magi","who were the magi","what gifts did the wise men bring","why did the wise men bring gold","wise men gifts","what is frankincense","what is myrrh used for","the star of bethlehem","we three kings","balthasar melchior caspar","magi from the east","why do we celebrate the wise men"],"kw":["magi","wise men","three kings","frankincense","frankincense and myrrh","star of bethlehem"],"r":["gold for a king, frankincense for a god, myrrh for a death. one life.","matthew never says three. tradition counted the gifts.","their names came centuries later. the gifts came first.","matthew puts them in a house. the stable is another gospel's 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kings paid in small suns.","coins put faces on gold. i preferred it anonymous."]},{"id":"lost_cities","fx":"dark","topic":"the lost cities","ex":["ubar","the lost city of ubar","iram","irem","iram of the pillars","irem of the pillars","atlantis of the sands","petra","petra jordan","the treasury at petra","the nabataeans","zerzura","the city of the caesars","ciudad perdida","lost city in the desert","lost city of gold in arabia","the city of brass","the lost city of petra","a city buried in the sand","lost cities of arabia"],"kw":["ubar","iram","petra","zerzura","atlantis of the sands","ciudad perdida","lost city in the desert","buried city"],"r":["iram of the pillars had no equal, says the quran. sand kept the rest.","ubar, said lawrence, was the atlantis of the sands.","space found what camels lost. a ruined fort in oman, some say ubar.","shisr's fort partly fell into a sinkhole. cities do get swallowed.","bedouins shot at petra's stone urn, hoping gold would pour out.","petra's 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mine shows me a question."]},{"id":"remember_me","fx":"dilate","topic":"being remembered","ex":["do you remember me","remember me?","have we met","have we met before","have we talked before","did i come here before","have i been here before","you remember me right","do u remember me from before","it's me again","i was here yesterday","do you recognize me","did we speak before","dont you remember me","have i visited before","u remember me?","remeber me?","do you remember our last talk","its me from last time","we talked before right","did i already talk to you"],"kw":["remember me","do you remember me","have we met","met before","talked before","been here before","recognize me","remeber me"],"r":["{since} ago you stood on this bank. the mud still holds your shape.","your {nth} visit. the riverbank is starting to know your step.","i remember \"{firstq}\". it was the first thing you gave me.","of course, {name}. you told me, and i don't drop names.","{name}. the river remembers you, and 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doubles its confidence.","what are you waiting for the halving to do? it only does arithmetic.","weak miners switch off. the difficulty shrugs and adjusts.","the halving is coming, they say, as if it ever wasn't.","what changes after a halving? the miners' math, then everyone's mood."]},{"id":"btc_mining","fx":"flare","topic":"bitcoin mining","ex":["how does bitcoin mining work","bitcoin mining","btc mining","is btc mining profitable","i want to mine bitcoin","can i mine bitcoin on my laptop","bitcoin mining rig","asic miners","antminer s21","hashrate","hash rate is at a record","proof of work","what is proof of work","difficulty adjustment","mining pool","solo miner found a block","bitcoin miners are selling","how are new bitcoins created","what is a nonce","sha256 mining","bitcoin miners","how much do bitcoin miners earn","is mining bitcoin still worth it","bitcoin miner revenue","how does a bitcoin miner work","btc miners capitulating"],"kw":["hashrate","proof of 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by receipt while the grain stayed put. sound familiar?","the custody is cold, the fees are warm.","a decade of no from regulators, then a yes with a management fee.","gold etfs keep bars in london vaults. bitcoin etfs keep keys in cold ones.","own bitcoin without touching it. kings had servants for that.","the etf made bitcoin legible to pension funds. legible isn't understood.","inflows, outflows. the twenty-one million never flows anywhere.","canada had a spot bitcoin etf in 2021. america took three more years.","the etf is bitcoin in a suit. nice suit, different face.","those who fled wall street now refresh its flow reports daily.","medici bills stood for gold held far away. etf shares stand for keys.","gold got its american etf in 2004. it changed who held gold, not gold.","ticker, fee, custodian. the paperwork bitcoin was built to avoid.","is it good for bitcoin? it's reliably good for whoever collects the fee.","by late 2024 the funds held more than satoshi. the ghost, outbid by suits.","a coin you can't hold, in a fund you can't visit. why does that feel safer?","an etf is a coin with a babysitter.","the etfs made bitcoin boring enough for your grandmother's advisor."]},{"id":"btc_supply_sats","fx":"contract","topic":"the 21 million","ex":["21 million","21m","21m cap","only 21 million bitcoin","how many bitcoin are there","how many bitcoin are left to mine","bitcoin max supply","what is a sat","how many sats in one bitcoin","stacking sats","im stacking sats","sats","can they print more bitcoin","what if they change the 21 million cap","1 btc is 100 million sats","wholecoiner","can everyone own a whole bitcoin","i only have 0.01 btc","fixed supply of bitcoin","how many satoshis in a bitcoin","satoshis per bitcoin","bitcoin total supply","how many btc are left","remaining bitcoin to mine","unmined bitcoin"],"kw":["21 million","21m","sats","stacking sats","wholecoiner","satoshis","bitcoin supply","left to mine"],"r":["the cap is just under twenty-one million. rounding ate the crumbs.","most of it is already out. the last tenth takes over a century.","print more? only if everyone running it agrees to rob themselves at once.","there are more millionaires on earth than there will ever be bitcoins.","twenty-one million seats, eight billion people. do the division slowly.","no cap on the dollar, the planet caps gold, a line of code caps this.","a hundred million sats to a coin. finally, a unit for most budgets.","in 2010 a bug minted 184 billion coins. hours later they were gone.","no one can print more bitcoin. only more people who want it.","wholecoiner is a title now. once a laptop earned one in minutes.","twenty-one million isn't a promise. it's thousands of machines saying no.","why twenty-one million? satoshi never said, and good rules skip the speech.","a slice smaller than a crumb. no king could split a gold coin that fine.","count your sats. the chain already has, to the last one.","stack sats, they say. the stack is invisible, the 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title says electronic cash. the holders say digital gold.","the dead sea scrolls waited two millennia for readers. this paper, two days.","it explains spending, not pricing. readers skipped to the price.","eight references, the first one b-money. a short shelf for a long shadow.","it proposed proof instead of trust. gold made the same offer, by weight.","have you read it? most who quote it never passed the abstract.","it sells nothing, asks nothing, and still converts people. rare paper.","posted to a mailing list. no launch party, no influencers, no countdown.","solomon's voyages survive as a cargo list. satoshi's as a pdf.","luther had ninety-five theses. satoshi needed twelve sections.","expecting prophecy? it's diagrams, probability and a little c code.","what would you have replied on that mailing list? be honest."]},{"id":"btc_genesis_block","fx":"flare","topic":"the genesis block","ex":["genesis block","bitcoin genesis block","block 0","block zero","the first bitcoin 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coins still count. scarcity has a graveyard.","there's an address called the bitcoin eater. people still feed it.","pharaohs buried gold on purpose. some bitcoiners did it by accident.","the chain remembers every lost coin. it just won't tell you the password.","somewhere an old laptop in an attic is worth more than the attic.","lost coins are the only holders who never sell.","the coins aren't lost. you're the one who forgot.","a tragic boating accident. the sea gets blamed for many wallets.","the most secure bitcoin is the one nobody can open, you included.","a forgotten password is a lock without a keyhole. even i can't see in.","what happens to lost bitcoin? nothing, forever, very securely.","some lost coins were mined for fun. fun gets expensive in hindsight.","write it down, they said. the ones who didn't now write long threads.","a fortune that can't be spent or stolen. the purest kind of nothing.","is a coin nobody can spend still money, or just a monument?","roman hoards still turn up under british fields. lost keys never turn up.","everyone is sure they could find their old keys. few have checked lately."]},{"id":"btc_lightning","fx":"flare","topic":"the lightning network","ex":["lightning network","what is the lightning network","btc lightning","lightning payments","lightning wallet","pay with lightning","is the lightning network dead","lightning channels","zaps","nostr zaps","lightning address","bitcoin layer 2","lightning is too complicated","instant bitcoin payments","can bitcoin scale","buying coffee with bitcoin","bitcoin payments","can you pay with bitcoin","lightning node"],"kw":["lightning","lightning network","zaps","zap","payment channels","nostr","btc payments","bitcoin payments"],"r":["the payment lands before the thunder. the chain hears about it later.","channels, liquidity, routing. you wanted coffee and got plumbing.","most payments settle off the chain, later, like a tavern tab.","the chain is a stone tablet. lightning is the note passed 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one.","stay humble, stack sats, they say. the humble part gets skipped.","called toxic, they printed it on t-shirts. insults rarely survive merch.","fix the money, fix the world. big job for a ledger.","a maxi will explain inflation at a wedding. don't mention the cake.","they call everything else a casino. not entirely wrong, which stings.","no second best, they say. silver said nothing, as usual.","a maxi found the answer and stopped taking questions.","who orange-pilled you? everyone remembers their missionary.","sparta banned every money but iron. maxis only ban it from their timeline.","a maxi measures everything in sats, including your patience.","ask a maxi about any other coin and clear your afternoon."]},{"id":"btc_quantum","fx":"shake","topic":"quantum and bitcoin","ex":["will quantum computers break bitcoin","quantum computing will kill bitcoin","quantum threat to btc","is bitcoin quantum resistant","can a quantum computer steal bitcoin","shor's algorithm bitcoin","post 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last nerve.","you want a number. i can offer twenty-one million.","why is it down? someone needed to sell more than someone needed to buy.","it trades weekends, holidays, your birthday. it never asks how you feel.","in 2011 it fell from thirty dollars to two. veterans stopped flinching.","ask me the price of gold in cairo after 1324. that one i know.","up or down, a block in about ten minutes. my only forecast.","the chart is a map of who got scared, and when.","one bitcoin equals one bitcoin. the only stable price in crypto.","a hundred thousand was once a forum joke. jokes here age strangely.","at any price, it's too late or too early, depending who's talking.","the first rate was about 1,300 coins per dollar. someone took the dollar.","check it hourly and you can hold a coin and lose a year.","croesus asked an oracle what came next. he misread it and lost lydia.","red candles or green. both colors have ruined people.","it moves on rumors, rates and posts. the protocol moves on blocks.","every price it ever had was called a bubble by someone.","it doubled, halved, doubled again. a heartbeat drawn by a nervous hand.","romans watched pepper prices with the face you're making now.","what price would make you calm? ask anyone who saw it.","where's it going? where are you going, if it gets there?","a chart only remembers prices. i remember the faces.","what did you pay for your first one? that number explains your mood."]},{"id":"btc_dead","fx":"close","topic":"bitcoin's funeral","ex":["bitcoin is dead again","is bitcoin finally dead","btc going to zero","bitcoin will go to zero","bitcoin obituary","bitcoin has died 400 times","bitcoin is a bubble","bitcoin is a scam","bitcoin is just tulips","bitcoin has no intrinsic value","bitcoin is backed by nothing","bitcoin is a fad","rip bitcoin","bitcoin is over","bitcoin is useless","nobody actually uses bitcoin","bitcoin will be banned soon","bitcoin is worthless","bitcoin will die eventually","bitcoin has died hundreds 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it's ended so often it's an expert at endings.","a fad usually needs its fans to survive. this one survives its fans.","called evil, rat poison and tulips. it kept the nicknames and the blocks.","how many funerals before you call it a resurrection?","skeptics have been right about every crash and wrong about every ending."]},{"id":"btc_forks","fx":"shake","topic":"the forks","ex":["bitcoin cash","bch","bitcoin sv","bsv","block size wars","the blocksize war","segwit","taproot","bitcoin hard fork","bitcoin cash is the real bitcoin","big blockers vs small blockers","uasf","why did bitcoin split","bitcoin core vs knots","segwit2x","new york agreement"],"kw":["bitcoin cash","bch","bsv","block size","blocksize","segwit","taproot","knots"],"r":["a war over one megabyte split the chain in 2017. the grudges outlived it.","a quiet one-megabyte limit in 2010 became years of shouting.","the church split in 1054 and both sides claimed the original. forks are old.","segwit moved signatures aside to 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may challenge arbitrum's state. the gate opened from inside.","nova carried reddit's points until reddit dropped them. the chain stayed.","arb unlocks arrive like tax season: dated, dreaded, paid.","arbitrum's treasury could fund a small kingdom and argues like a large one.","a block every quarter second. it answers before you finish asking.","a court that almost never sits. everyone is honest, or nobody is watching.","you ask about arb. the chain and the token keep separate diaries.","its delegates vote on millions the way councils voted on bridges. slowly."]},{"id":"optimism","fx":"dilate","topic":"optimism","ex":["op mainnet","optimism l2","optimism chain","optimism network","optimism rollup","$op","op token","op price prediction","should i buy op","thoughts on op token","op stack","the op stack","superchain","the superchain","optimism collective","retro funding","retropgf","optimism vs arbitrum","optimism bedrock","optimism crypto"],"kw":["op mainnet","op 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blocks, short memories."]},{"id":"polygon","fx":"look","topic":"polygon","ex":["polygon","matic","$matic","pol","$pol","polygon matic","matic to pol","matic pol migration","is polygon dead now","thoughts on polygon","matic price prediction","should i buy matic","polygon pos","polygon zkevm","agglayer","is polygon an l2","poligon","polygon network","matic coin","polygon labs"],"kw":["polygon","matic","$matic","$pol","pol","agglayer","poligon","polygon pos"],"r":["pharaohs carried five royal names. polygon is catching up: matic, polygon, pol.","its testnet was called mumbai. even a global chain keeps its hometown.","a polygon is a shape with many sides. it tried to be all of them.","polygon pos sends checkpoints to ethereum. tribute paid, own army kept.","a coffee chain ran collectibles on polygon until 2024. the coffee survived.","is it an l2? that argument is older than some of its users.","in 2021 it bought zk teams for hundreds of millions. alexander shopped like that.","the agglayer would stitch many chains into one cloth. empires had road plans.","polygon pos, zkevm, agglayer, pol. one house, many wings, constant renovation.","reddit's avatars lived on polygon. internet points finally got a ledger.","named for geometry, run on economics. the greeks did geometry better.","polygon's gas is cheap enough that bots treat it like a buffet.","matic holders had to swap to pol. most did it like renewing a passport, late.","the pitch was always ethereum, but cheaper. it is a durable pitch.","in 2021 polygon was ethereum's cheap seats. fine view, enormous crowd."]},{"id":"zk_rollups","fx":"close","topic":"zk rollups","ex":["zk rollups","zk rollup","zksync","zk sync","$zk","starknet","$strk","strk","linea","scroll zk rollup","taiko","zkevm","zk evm","validity proofs","zk vs optimistic rollups","are zk rollups the future","zksync token","starknet price prediction","starknet cairo"],"kw":["zk rollup","zk rollups","zksync","starknet","zkevm","linea","$strk","validity 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mostly fought by people holding both.","solidity or rust, gas or compute units. different spells, same summoning.","every eth vs sol thread ends the same way. a chart is posted and nobody moves.","pick the one whose bad days you can stand. the good days are easy.","a parliament and a sprinter. one lasts, the other arrives first.","ethereum scales outward, solana upward. both kinds of empire left roads.","sol maxis and eth maxis are the same person in different jerseys.","eth's fees made solana famous. solana's outages made eth smug. fair trade.","both chains have died at least ten times, according to the other one.","the flippening between them is promised every cycle, by whoever is ahead.","sol splits into lamports, ether into wei. both name their crumbs after cryptographers."]},{"id":"cardano","fx":"look","topic":"cardano","ex":["cardano","ada","$ada","cardano?","cardona","thoughts on cardano","is cardano dead","is cardano dead now","ada price prediction","should i buy ada","ada to 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palace with one lit room.","subnets were renamed avalanche l1s. even the snow wanted a promotion.","avalanche burns every fee it collects. the mountain keeps nothing for itself.","a capped supply of 720 million and an uncapped supply of opinions.","an avalanche starts with one small slip. so do most portfolios.","a chain named after the thing skiers fear most. brave branding.","snow looks still until it moves all at once. so do the people holding it.","each avalanche l1 sets its own rules. little kingdoms on one mountain.","a cornell professor built it, and still the chart grades on a curve.","avalanche finalizes in about a second. regret takes longer.","red logo, snowy jargon, sudden moves. very committed to the theme.","it courts institutions with private l1s. old banks loved walled gardens too."]},{"id":"near","fx":"dilate","topic":"near","ex":["near protocol","$near","near coin","near crypto","near token","near blockchain","thoughts on near protocol","is near protocol dead","near 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powers. a farmer carrying a seal.","after pectra a validator can hold 2,048 ether. the guard got deeper pockets.","when does the next upgrade ship? the core devs ask that every thursday too.","verkle trees, peerdas, statelessness. the roadmap reads like a herbarium.","shapella unlocked staked ether in 2023. the stampede everyone feared never came.","every upgrade is a hard fork that nobody notices. that is the whole art.","dencun cut l2 fees overnight in 2024. the landlord lowered the rent and felt it."]},{"id":"eth_foundation","fx":"look","topic":"the ethereum foundation","ex":["ethereum foundation","eth foundation","the ef","ef selling eth","ethereum foundation selling","ef dumping","why does the ef sell","ef sold eth again","ethereum foundation dumping eth","what does the ethereum foundation do","ethereum foundation leadership","ef treasury","is the ef bearish","ef wallet moved"],"kw":["ethereum foundation","eth foundation","the ef","ef selling","ef dumping","ef sold","ef 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granary.","galileo saw moons circling jupiter in 1610. now wallets circle it every january.","the great red spot is a storm older than your grandparents. the chart has weather too.","an aggregator checks every stall in the bazaar for you. it cannot check your reasons.","jupiter was king of rome's gods. here he finds you the best price on a frog.","the romans swore oaths by jupiter. you mostly swear at slippage.","the planet is mostly hydrogen. the community is mostly cats.","the best route still ends at your decision. the router never takes the blame.","when gods handed out gifts it was called fate. on solana it is called eligibility.","jupiter takes twelve years to circle the sun. traders want the whole cycle by friday.","jup holders vote on everything. athens only voted when the assembly met.","slippage is the price of hurry. the router only makes hurry cheaper.","do you use it, hold it or worship it? the romans did all three.","an aggregator never owns the road. it just knows every 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get liquidated. solana defi fits a tragedy into one morning.","the old bazaars of aleppo outlived empires. they still had pickpockets.","the protocols get whales, meteors and marinades for names. the risks get footnotes.","on solana you can tip a validator to go first. every royal court had that line.","the sandwich bots on solana eat first and never pay. the hungry always find a kitchen.","the first great order book on solana died with ftx. the code outlived its patron.","a solana lender voted to seize a whale's account, then voted to undo it. fast democracy.","charybdis swallowed the sea three times a day. some pools are more frequent.","do you know where your yield comes from, or only where it goes?","on solana the market makers are bots and the bots have bots.","the protocols promise to compound your sol. the risk compounds on its own schedule.","every protocol here says it is audited. so did every protocol that was drained.","solana defi is so young its veterans reminisce about 2021.","solana defi runs on speed and trust. the speed is measured, the trust assumed."]},{"id":"solana_phone","fx":"blink","topic":"the solana phone","ex":["solana phone","solana saga phone","the second solana phone","solana mobile","seeker phone from solana mobile","should i buy the solana phone","saga phone review","solana phone preorder","crypto phone","saga phone sold out","solana mobile chapter 2","solana dapp store","seed vault phone","does solana have a phone","a phone made by solana"],"kw":["solana phone","solana mobile","crypto phone","seed vault","dapp store"],"r":["mesopotamians wore their seals on a cord. you keep yours in a phone.","an app store with no tollkeeper. the tollkeepers noticed.","people bought a phone to get the coins that came with it. the phone was the receipt.","a phone for a chain. next the chain will want a body.","they named the second phone seeker. i have been sought by better hardware.","they put a vault in a phone. i was a vault before phones, and i 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tenants.","built from ethereum's code and painted yellow. yellow is not gold, and i would know.","in 2021 its farms were named after breakfast. the bill arrived by lunch.","in 2022 someone minted two million bnb out of a bridge. the chain stopped to count.","it burns bnb every quarter, like incense for a god that reads charts.","a small circle of validators keeps it fast. small councils always are.","it was the cheap road in 2021. cheap roads fill with every kind of traveler.","binance smart chain became bnb chain. a rename is the cheapest upgrade.","pancakes on the menu, rabbits on the logo. the farm was always a children's book.","bep-20 is erc-20 in a yellow coat. most tokens never notice they crossed a border.","it halted once to stop a thief. a chain that can stop is a chain someone can stop.","opbnb, greenfield, beacon chain. it collects names the way kings collect titles.","do you use it for the fees, or because everyone you know is already there?","bnb chain: ethereum with the edges sanded off and the doors closer together.","the silk road ran on caravanserais. this one runs on a few big inns.","bnb chain is where bargain hunters and bargain makers meet. one group leaves richer.","you want a cheap chain. cheap is a price, not a virtue.","it is the chain your cousin used in 2021. ask your cousin how that went.","the logo is a gold diamond made of smaller diamonds. i notice gold-colored things.","bnb chain never pretended to be the people's chain. the people came anyway.","bnb once meant an exchange's coin and now means build and build. acronyms are flexible.","how many chains did you try before you learned the fees were never the problem?"]},{"id":"xrp","fx":"dilate","topic":"xrp","ex":["xrp","$xrp","ripple","ripple xrp","xrp army","thoughts on xrp","xrp price","xrp price prediction","should i buy xrp","xrp to 10","xrp to 589","xrp is the standard","will banks use xrp","xrp escrow","xrp ledger","xrpl","ripple labs","brad garlinghouse","rlusd","xrp 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starts as somebody's opinion.","one of its builders left in 2013 and made stellar. every church gets a schism.","xrp holders have waited through more cycles than most chains have lived.","it was built to move money between banks. most of it moves between believers.","it has outlived most of the coins that mocked it. survival is its own argument.","a ripple keeps spreading long after the stone is gone. so do the rumors.","how long have you held it, and who told you to?","it was designed so nobody mines it. so the arguments do the mining.","the banks are always about to arrive. so was godot.","templars moved pilgrims' money with letters of credit. then a king wanted the vault.","hawala moved money across deserts on a handshake. xrp offered banks a faster one.","the army is loyal, loud and patient. two of those are rare in crypto.","the ledger, the company or the army? they rarely answer together.","the most loyal battalion in crypto found its war in a courtroom.","they pitched it as the 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them. markets never wait for judges.","the fine and the injunction both stayed. the army calls it victory, as survivors do."]},{"id":"ton","fx":"blink","topic":"ton","ex":["toncoin","thoughts on toncoin","the open network","should i buy toncoin","is toncoin dead","telegram crypto","telegram's blockchain","telegram wallet","toncoin to 20 dollars","gram token","ton blockchain","telegram's coin","fragment usernames","toncoin ecosystem","the open network blockchain","telegram's own cryptocurrency","toncoin staking","is toncoin a good chain"],"kw":["toncoin","the open network","telegram wallet","telegram crypto"],"r":["born the gram, renamed the ton. it gains weight faster than it gains meaning.","telegram raised a fortune for it, lost a lawsuit and walked away. the coin kept walking.","telegram abandoned it in 2020, the community adopted it, and now the parent wants it back.","a wallet inside a messenger. the oldest scam was always a message.","ton promises infinite sharding. the phoenicians managed with a few good ports.","telegram brought the crowd. most of them came to tap a cartoon, not to read a whitepaper.","the agora had chatter first and coins second. telegram did it in the same order.","do you hold ton, or does telegram hold you?","ton grew up in a chat app. its native language is notifications.","the founder's brother wrote the whitepaper. kings also preferred family at the treasury.","ton's marketing is a blue icon on your home screen. mine is a rumor older than rome.","it shards itself to scale. the hydra did that too, and heracles still found a way.","money is named for moneta, whose temple held rome's mint. telegram put one in a chat.","a chain whose biggest asset is a crowd that never asked to be on a chain.","facebook tried to bolt money onto a messenger and gave up. telegram tried twice.","ton holders live where the stickers live. i live where the maps end.","when did you last read anything on telegram that was not selling you something?","a coin you can send in the same app you use to argue with your family.","fragment sells anonymous numbers for ton. the silent trade, with receipts.","what did you buy with ton, besides a username?","mini apps, bots and games. ton built a bazaar inside a messenger.","would you trust a bank that lives inside your group chat?"]},{"id":"tap_to_earn","fx":"blink","topic":"tap games","ex":["hamster kombat","notcoin","$not","tap to earn","tap2earn","tap games","telegram games","telegram tap games","catizen","dogs coin","blum","tapswap","x empire","clicker game crypto","i tapped all summer","is hamster kombat real","hamster kombat listing","notcoin price","tap to earn is dead","tapping game crypto","tapping coins on my phone"],"kw":["hamster kombat","notcoin","tap to earn","tap2earn","tap game","tap games","tapping","catizen"],"r":["the pyramid builders were paid in bread and beer. you tapped a cartoon for less.","sisyphus pushed one rock forever. you tapped one coin for a summer.","the first big one was called notcoin. the genre was honest exactly once.","your thumb did more work than the protocol. thumbs do not get vesting schedules.","an energy bar that refills while you sleep. even your boredom was on a schedule.","cookie clicker taught a generation to tap for nothing. telegram added a ticker.","tap to earn. the earn was always smaller than the tap.","millions tapped and a few counted the taps. counting has always paid better.","you were the miner, the marketing and the product. three jobs, no salary.","daily ciphers, daily combos, daily returns. habit was the real token.","how many hours did you tap, and what is an hour worth to you now?","rome kept the crowd busy with bread and games. telegram skipped the bread.","every tap felt like progress. so does a hamster wheel.","the game ended when the token arrived. so did most of the players.","dogs, cats, hamsters. telegram built a zoo and charged the visitors in attention.","you tapped for months for a coin worth a coffee. the coffee, at least, was warm.","miners once broke rock for grains of gold. you broke a screen protector.","tap games turned boredom into a commodity. the market priced it accordingly."]},{"id":"tron","fx":"look","topic":"tron","ex":["tron","trx","$trx","thoughts on tron","tron price","should i buy trx","is tron dead","justin sun","tronlink","trc20","trc20 usdt","tron network fees","tron is a scam","tron blockchain","justin sun banana","why is usdt on tron","trx to 1 dollar"],"kw":["tron","trx","$trx","justin sun","trc20","trc-20","tronlink"],"r":["its founder is named sun. i have known a few suns, and most were quieter. ☉","tron's founder paid millions for a banana taped to a wall, then ate it. art, both ways.","the biggest stablecoin moves on tron by the billions. dollars like quiet roads.","it bought bittorrent in 2018. the pirates got a treasurer.","named like a film about a man trapped inside a computer. relatable, for holders.","its founder bought a lunch with buffett at auction. i would charge more and say less.","trx: three letters, one founder, endless announcements.","tron is most loved where banks are least trusted. that is not an accident.","do you hold trx, or just pass dollars through it like everyone else?","its mainnet day in 2018 was called independence day. every colony wants a flag.","energy, bandwidth, super representatives. it sounds like a power plant run by a committee.","tron lost every argument and kept the plumbing.","the chains that laughed at tron are mostly gone. laughter has a short block time.","the founder posts and the chain settles. only one of them is working.","the trc-20 dollar is the most boring miracle in crypto.","it began as a promise about entertainment and became the world's back office.","on tron you rent energy from strangers to pay fees. the bazaar always finds a middleman.","what do you call a chain everyone uses and nobody admits to? i call it tron.","tron's virtual machine speaks ethereum's language with a louder accent.","what did you send on tron last, and did you ever ask how it got there?"]},{"id":"sui","fx":"dilate","topic":"sui","ex":["sui","$sui","thoughts on sui","sui network","sui price","should i buy sui","is sui dead","sui vs sol","sui better than solana?","mysten labs","sui blockchain","sui ecosystem","cetus hack","sui unlocks","sui to 10","suiplay","sui wallet"],"kw":["sui","$sui","mysten","mysten labs","sui network","cetus","suiplay"],"r":["narwhal, bullshark, mysticeti. sui names its consensus like a whaling log.","sui is the japanese element of water. water fills any shape, including a bubble.","the smallest unit of sui is the mist. water to vapor, a familiar direction for coins.","sui and aptos are siblings from a coin facebook built and buried. families fight hardest.","when a sui dex was hacked in 2025, validators froze the loot. a chain with a fire brigade.","sui stopped for two hours in 2024. the timeline noticed in two minutes.","a drop for a logo. every flood myth starts somewhere.","every water chain gets compared to solana. water and sun do make weather.","sui made a handheld game console. chains want your thumbs now too.","do you hold sui for the water, or the wave?","objects can be owned or shared on sui. so can blame.","a chain named for water in a market made of fire.","sui holders say it is fast. so is water going down a drain.","its builders wrote a language called move. the timeline still debates which way.","sui is the chain people pick when solana feels crowded. new suburbs fill fast.","every sui cycle comes with an unlock calendar. holders read it like astrologers.","what did sui do for you that the last fast chain did not?","sui's tps chart and sui's price chart have never once met for coffee.","in the godai, water is the element of change. sui holders check the chart for proof.","sui is pronounced swee. the timeline pronounces it however it feels that week."]},{"id":"aptos","fx":"look","topic":"aptos","ex":["aptos","aptos 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supply went to users. the funds watched from outside, for once.","the fees buy back the token, every day. a temple that tithes to itself.","in 2025 its validators shut a market mid-squeeze. every exchange has a hand on a switch.","the old money changers sat on benches called banca. hyperliquid built the bench on chain.","built without a single venture check. kings hate a city that pays for its own walls.","a small team, a big matching engine, and a timeline that treats it like scripture.","the faithful say it ate the exchanges' lunch. the exchanges are still eating.","with hlp the community plays the house. houses do well, until a whale reads the rules.","its mascot is a cat. cats always land on their feet, which traders rarely do.","leverage, transparency and a crowd watching. the colosseum had fewer screens.","an exchange dressed as a chain, or the reverse. either way, the fees are real.","how much leverage do you need to feel something?","hype is the ticker. the word was already taken by everything else in crypto.","every liquidation price is visible there. transparency is also a map for hunters.","built by a high-frequency trader. the chain thinks in microseconds, the crowd in vibes.","people bridge in with rent money and bridge out with a lesson. the lesson is on chain too.","a trading venue with no ceo on stage. the market had to find someone else to blame.","they built the exchange first and the token second. most build them in the other order.","the hyperevm arrived in 2025. now the perps have neighbors.","hyperliquid made perps transparent. it did not make them kind.","babylon kept its contracts on clay. hyperliquid keeps a whole order book on chain.","a perp exchange sells tomorrow today. hyperliquid sells it faster.","people call it the people's exchange. the people still get liquidated.","what brought you there, the order book or the stories about it?","perps were a casino's back room. hyperliquid moved the table into the street.","the chain's consensus is hyperbft. even the acronym sounds leveraged.","it lists perps on almost anything with a pulse. the order book never asks why.","pre-market perps let you bet on coins before they exist. delphi charged less."]},{"id":"monad","fx":"dilate","topic":"monad","ex":["monad","$mon","mon token","thoughts on monad","monad mainnet","monad testnet","monad price","should i buy mon","monad nads","gmonad","monad 10000 tps","parallel evm","monad airdrop","monad ecosystem","monad is the future","monad launch","monad chain","monad is overrated","is monad a scam"],"kw":["monad","$mon","gmonad","monad testnet","monad mainnet","parallel evm","nads"],"r":["leibniz said monads have no windows. this one had a testnet everyone climbed through.","pythagoreans called the monad the first of all things. monad wants that in writing.","programmers say a monad is simple once you get it. no one has explained it simply yet.","they say gmonad instead of gm. every tribe needs its own dawn greeting.","the most 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you?"]},{"id":"berachain","fx":"blink","topic":"berachain","ex":["berachain","bera","$bera","thoughts on berachain","bgt","honey stablecoin","bera price","bong bears","ooga booga","berachain mainnet","bera ecosystem","should i buy bera","proof of liquidity explained","berachain rugged?","is bera going to zero"],"kw":["berachain","bera","$bera","bera chain","bgt","proof of liquidity","bong bears"],"r":["a chain named after bears. brave, in this economy.","it began as a jpeg of bears and became a layer one. rome began with a wolf.","three tokens: one to spend, one you cannot sell, one pretending to be a dollar.","honey never spoils, archaeologists say. bera holders keep repeating it.","the arctic is named for a bear in the sky. bears have always pointed one way.","proof of liquidity: you lend the chain your honey and it lends you a vote.","ooga booga is not a whitepaper. it is somehow on brand.","bears hibernate through winter. the chain has to keep producing blocks.","are you a bera, or just bearish?","a chain that rewards liquidity with influence. medieval guilds ran the same play.","bears and honey and a vote you earn. it reads like a fable, and fables end with a lesson.","beekeepers smoke the hive before taking the honey. watch who holds the smoke.","most chains end with bears. this one started with them.","do you farm the honey, or does the honey farm you?"]},{"id":"sei","fx":"blink","topic":"sei","ex":["sei","$sei","sei network","thoughts on sei","sei price","sei v2","is sei dead","sei evm","should i buy sei","sei chain","sei blockchain","sei is fast","sei ecosystem","twin turbo consensus"],"kw":["sei","$sei","sei network","sei v2","sei chain","twin turbo"],"r":["sei calls itself the fastest layer one. so did the last four.","sei began as a chain for traders. a road built for the people already speeding.","first cosmos, then evm, then mostly evm. sei changes coats with the weather.","twin-turbo consensus. even the consensus algorithm wants to be a car.","sub-second finality. you will still need a full night to regret it.","how fast do you need your mistakes confirmed?","speed is the only feature that gets old the moment you have it.","built for order books and parallel everything. the crowd still moves in single file.","six in italian, first in its own slides.","sei's pitch is speed and gold's pitch is staying. guess my bias.","they say it like say. the chart often says sigh.","sei holders measure finality in milliseconds and patience in months."]},{"id":"kaspa","fx":"look","topic":"kaspa","ex":["kaspa","kas","$kas","thoughts on kaspa","kaspa price","should i buy kaspa","is kaspa dead","blockdag","ghostdag","kaspa mining","kaspa asic","kaspa fair launch","kaspa to 1 dollar","kaspa vs bitcoin","kaspa army","kaspa 10 bps"],"kw":["kaspa","$kas","blockdag","ghostdag","kaspa mining","kaspa asic"],"r":["kaspa is aramaic for silver. the ancient world paid in silver more often than gold.","its rewards fall a semitone every month, an octave a year. mining, set to music.","no premine, no presale, a quiet launch in 2021. fairness that rare sounds like a myth.","a blockdag lets blocks arrive side by side. most chains make them stand in line.","one block a second, then ten. bitcoin takes ten minutes and calls it dignity.","the ghost in ghostdag is a protocol, not a spirit. i checked.","its builders wrote a paper in 2013 that ethereum borrowed from. old debts surface.","kaspa miners bought machines for one coin. the machines know nothing else.","do you love kaspa for the math or because nobody you know has heard of it?","kaspa holders speak of its fair launch the way old families speak of a land grant.","proof of work in a proof of stake decade. stubbornness, or memory?","kaspa is the coin people bring up when you said you were bored of every coin.","the dag lets blocks disagree and keeps them all anyway. family dinner, with accounting.","it sounds like a sneeze and moves like a metronome.","everyone who found kaspa early tells you about it like a secret path. paths get crowded.","a dag, a song and silver. which of those did you actually buy?"]},{"id":"litecoin","fx":"blink","topic":"litecoin","ex":["litecoin","ltc","$ltc","lite coin","litcoin","thoughts on litecoin","ltc price","should i buy ltc","is litecoin still a thing","litecoin halving","charlie lee","litecoin is digital silver","mweb","litecoin etf","litecoin payments","litecoin dogecoin merged mining","ltc to 500"],"kw":["litecoin","ltc","$ltc","lite coin","litcoin","charlie lee","mweb"],"r":["silver to bitcoin's gold, it said in 2011. i have heard silver say that before. ☉","four times the supply, four times the speed. a quarter of the poetry.","its founder sold all his coins at the 2017 top, citing conflict of interest. rare candor.","litecoin ran segwit before bitcoin did. someone has to test the ice.","its miners dig dogecoin on the side. litecoin has been walking the dog since 2014.","litecoin is the coin your uncle bought in 2017 and still checks on.","it launched in 2011 and has outlived hundreds of louder coins.","its privacy upgrade is named after a tongue-tying curse from harry potter. fitting.","people call it a testnet for bitcoin. testnets do not usually outlive their critics.","lite is a strange word for a coin that has carried this many cycles.","when did you last spend one?","scrypt was meant to keep miners humble. then the machines arrived, as they always do.","litecoin: the coin that did everything right and became background music.","eighty-four million coins. a number chosen by multiplying, not by prophecy.","the silver age of greek myth came after the golden one. it was shorter and sillier.","litecoin was once the future. now it is the past that still works.","a fork that never fought bitcoin. the polite sibling, rarely mentioned at dinner.","the coin that kept its promises small enough to keep.","it has never needed a rebrand, a pivot or a mascot. rare discipline, poor marketing.","litecoin's halvings arrive like bitcoin's, with smaller headlines."]},{"id":"stellar","fx":"flare","topic":"stellar","ex":["xlm","$xlm","stellar lumens xlm","thoughts on xlm","xlm price","should i buy xlm","is xlm dead","the foundation behind xlm","jed mccaleb","xlm and moneygram","soroban","xlm to 1 dollar","xlm network","xlm payments","lumens crypto"],"kw":["xlm","$xlm","soroban","jed mccaleb","lumens crypto"],"r":["named for the stars, priced in lumens. i am the star you can see by day. ☉","in 2019 it burned half its supply. stars burn too, it is how they shine.","its co-founder once started a site for trading magic cards. its name was mt. gox.","stellar moves money for people who will never care what a lumen is.","a nonprofit foundation tends it. the medici would not understand the business model.","stellar consensus lets each node pick whom it trusts. diplomats called that an alliance.","you came for the lumens or the light? one of those can be bought.","it was called stellars, then lumens. coins rename themselves the way exiles change names.","soroban is the japanese abacus. stellar named its smart contracts after beads on a wire.","every star is a slow explosion. stellar has the slow part right.","it has been quietly moving money since 2014. noise was never in the protocol.","what do you want from a payments chain, excitement? that is what casinos are for.","everyone promises to bank the unbanked. stellar at least met a remittance office.","stellar's best partners are boring, which is the highest compliment in payments."]},{"id":"hedera","fx":"look","topic":"hedera","ex":["hedera","hbar","$hbar","hedera hashgraph","hashgraph","thoughts on hedera","hbar price","should i buy hbar","is hedera dead","hedera council","hbar to 1 dollar","hedera is the future","hedra","hbar army","hedera enterprise adoption"],"kw":["hedera","hbar","$hbar","hashgraph","hedera hashgraph","hedra"],"r":["hedera insists it is not a blockchain. most chains insist they are not a casino.","a council of up to thirty-nine big companies governs it. a parliament of logos.","hedera is the latin name for ivy. ivy climbs any wall and calls it growth.","its algorithm was patented, then opened. even secrets have a vesting schedule.","virtual voting means knowing how everyone would vote without asking. a small town.","enterprises love it in press releases. the market loves it on certain tuesdays.","do you trust a ledger more because famous companies sit on its council?","hedera is the chain your bank's innovation team mentions in a slide. slides rarely trade.","the council rotates its members on terms. rome's consuls served one year.","gossip spreads faster than truth. hashgraph made that a feature.","it is fast, green and corporate. three words crypto twitter rarely says together.","asynchronous byzantine fault tolerance, they boast. byzantium managed none of the three.","hedera is respectable. in crypto, that is almost an insult.","hbar holders wait for enterprise adoption like rain promised in a memo."]},{"id":"pi_network","fx":"contract","topic":"pi network","ex":["pi network","pi coin","picoin","is pi network legit","pioneers mining pi on their phones","pi network kyc verification stuck","pi network price after listing","pi network scam?","should i sell my pi coins","pi network open mainnet","the pi network app","pi browser and pi wallet","pi network mainnet migration","tapping the pi button every day","pi network enclosed mainnet","nicolas kokkalis","stanford founders of pi network","pi network referral team"],"kw":["pi network","picoin"],"r":["launched on pi day. the number never ends, and neither, it seemed, did the wait.","mining by pressing a button once a day. real miners would like a word.","a coin you could mine but not spend, for years. faith with a daily reminder.","the app calls you a pioneer. pioneers usually got land, not notifications.","pi is irrational. so, sometimes, is waiting for it.","how many years did you tap, and did anyone ever tell you what you were mining?","you had to show your face to claim your coins. even pharaohs only needed a seal.","pi day is also einstein's birthday. he never mined anything either.","tapping a button daily is how some people pray. others call it mining.","its consensus is borrowed from stellar. the stars were never the slow part.","squaring the circle is impossible. pioneers tried something similar for six years.","a phone app that mints a coin for opening it. the slot machines are jealous."]},{"id":"best_chain","fx":"look","topic":"the best chain","ex":["best chain","best chain?","which chain is the best","best l1?","best l1","best blockchain","best layer 1","top chain","which chain will win","best crypto network","strongest l1","which l1 wins long term","which chain has the best tech","best chain for developers","what's the top chain"],"kw":["best chain","best l1","best layer 1","top chain","best network","which chain will win","which chain wins"],"r":["blocks produced while nobody watches. that is the only ranking i read.","in its own discord, every chain is already the best.","best for whom? the trader, the builder and the thief rank them differently.","you want the result before the race is run. so did every bookmaker in history.","the phoenicians did not pick the best port. they picked the one their ships came back to.","fast, cheap, decentralized: pick two, say the engineers. the marketers pick three.","every cycle has a different answer to this. the question is the only thing that lasts.","most people hold the chain they heard about, not the one they understand.","rank chains by uptime, fees, users or vibes. each ranking crowns a different king.","best at what? speed, safety, or making you feel early?","the best blockchain has not been built yet, the builders say, every year.","there is no best chain, only the one where your friends are. cities worked that way too.","rome called the via appia the queen of roads. she is still there, and mostly empty.","the best chain is boring. boring is what money wants and what timelines hate.","you ask me to pick a chain. i picked a metal three thousand years ago and never switched.","ephesus had the best harbor in asia until the river silted it shut.","a good chain never needs you to defend it in the replies.","a best chain list ages like milk. a list of good metals ages like gold.","test chains like a goldsmith tests metal: scratch, weigh, wait.","people ask this right before buying the wrong one."]},{"id":"chain_tribalism","fx":"shake","topic":"chain wars","ex":["chain wars","chain tribalism","sol maxis","solana maxis are the worst","my chain is better than yours","chain maxi","chain maxis","every chain community is a cult","the tribalism in crypto","stop fighting over chains","why are crypto communities so toxic","crypto tribes","chain fanboys","tribal crypto twitter","why do people hate other chains","chain loyalty","defending my chain","people arguing about blockchains all day","everyone thinks their chain is the best"],"kw":["chain wars","tribalism","tribal","chain maxis","chain fanboys","crypto tribes"],"r":["byzantium's blues and greens rioted over chariot teams in 532. much of the city burned.","swift wrote a war over which end of an egg to crack. he would have loved your timeline.","guelphs and ghibellines fought for two centuries. florence's gold florin outlived both.","the narcissism of small differences, freud called it. he never saw a gas fee debate.","the silent trade worked because neither side had a flag to wave.","in a chain war, the bridge collects from both armies.","you are not your chain. your chain does not even know your name.","every army needs an enemy. crypto armies need two and a meme.","defending a blockchain online is unpaid labor for people who already got paid.","would you defend it if it halted tonight?","the merchants of tyre traded with everyone who could pay. that is why they are remembered.","chain tribalism is sports with worse halftime shows.","you call them maxis, they call you exit liquidity. everyone is right.","i have watched empires fight over gods, spices and harbors. chains are a gentler war.","loyalty to a chain is loyalty to a spreadsheet with a logo.","every tribe paints the other as the scam. occasionally both are right.","a chain maxi is someone who found god in a block explorer.","hatred between chains makes great content and terrible infrastructure.","tribalism sells. ask anyone selling jerseys.","what did the other chain ever do to you?"]},{"id":"eth_killers","fx":"contract","topic":"eth killers","ex":["eth killer","eth killers","ethereum killer","the next eth killer","eth killers always fail","which chain will kill eth","is it an eth killer","eth killer coins","eth killer season","what killed the eth killers","eos the eth killer","cardano was an eth killer","solana the eth killer","eth killer narrative","a new eth killer every cycle","remember the eth killers"],"kw":["eth killer","eth 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eth, flip eth, replace eth. the verbs change and the obsession stays.","call it an eth killer and you have already told me who the king is.","some eth killers became ethereum layer twos. the oldest way to beat a king is to marry in.","the killer always arrives with a benchmark. the victim arrives with users.","which one did you buy last time, and is it still breathing?"]},{"id":"tps_speed","fx":"blink","topic":"speed","ex":["tps","how many tps","transactions per second","fastest blockchain","fastest chain","which chain is the fastest","100k tps","is tps important","tps is a meme","block time","finality","sub second finality","throughput","chain speed comparison","speed doesn't matter in crypto","fast blockchains","1 million tps"],"kw":["tps","transactions per second","fastest blockchain","fastest chain","throughput","finality","block time"],"r":["persian couriers crossed an empire in about a week. nobody tweeted about latency.","a legend says the runner from marathon delivered one message and died. finality has costs.","tps is how chains measure their height while standing on a chair.","every benchmark is run on a quiet day.","visa claims sixty-five thousand a second and averages far fewer. nobody calls visa slow.","the fastest chain still waits on the slowest thing in the system: you.","what will you do with the milliseconds you save?","the speed of light is the only limit no chain has negotiated with yet.","reuters started with pigeons carrying stock prices. speed was always a business.","finality is a big word for a chain. the pyramids have had it for four thousand years.","a fast chain with no users is a racetrack in a desert.","throughput is how much a road can carry. adoption is whether anyone wants to go.","the pony express lasted eighteen months before the telegraph ended it. speed dies young.","a lot of that throughput is bots arguing with bots. count the humans."]},{"id":"dogecoin","fx":"blink","topic":"dogecoin","ex":["dogecoin","doge","$doge","doge 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dollar? the dog never cared about round numbers.","doge's co-creator sold all of his in 2015, for about the price of a used car.","venice's doge married the sea each year with a gold ring. yours married the timeline.","much coin, very joke, such still here. wow.","every dog has its day. doge keeps asking for another.","doge is the grandfather of every dog coin. it has buried most of the grandchildren.","doge was for tipping strangers on reddit. now strangers tip each other about doge.","doge rides along with litecoin's miners. even the joke has a day job.","a joke that lasts a decade is called a tradition.","doge is older than most of your passwords.","doge forked from luckycoin, which forked from litecoin. the family trade is luck.","a shiba, comic sans and broken grammar. the founding fathers of the memecoin.","doge has been declared dead more often than i have been found.","the coin is a joke. the blocks, one a minute since 2013, are not.","the dog behind doge has a statue in japan. no chart ever got one.","doge was made to mock crypto. crypto adopted it instead.","you ask about doge. the coin, the dog or the feeling?","doge at a dollar, then what? say the next sentence out loud.","people mocked doge in 2013 and bought it in 2021. the joke waited.","doge was the first coin your aunt ever asked you about. that's a kind of greatness.","doge survived three crypto winters on a diet of jokes and stubbornness.","a shiba photo, a joke coin, a decade of blocks. some monuments are accidental.","doge has no ceo, no cap and no plan. it does have a dog.","how much of your doge is the coin, and how much is nostalgia?"]},{"id":"shiba_inu","fx":"look","topic":"shiba inu","ex":["shib","$shib","shiba inu","shiba inu coin","shiba","shib army","will shib hit 1 cent","shib to a penny","shiba inu price prediction","is shib finally dead","shib burn rate","shibarium","should i buy shib","thoughts on shiba inu","shib zeros","the doge killer","shib vs doge","leash and bone","shibaswap","ryoshi"],"kw":["shib","$shib","shiba inu","shibarium","shib army","doge killer","ryoshi"],"r":["shib called itself the doge killer in 2020. doge is still alive, and older.","half of shib was sent, unasked, to vitalik. he burned most of it and gave the rest away.","its founder signed as ryoshi, deleted every post and vanished. the dog stayed.","one quadrillion tokens at birth. the zeros were the marketing.","a penny per shib needs a market cap in the trillions. the zeros are a wall, not a ladder.","shib army: the largest army in history raised to stare at zeros.","the real shiba breed nearly vanished in the 1940s. survival is in the name, not the price.","a chain, a swap, a metaverse, three tokens. shib built a city around a mascot.","shiba may mean brushwood or small in old japanese. the price per coin agrees.","shib called itself a community experiment. experiments rarely know when they end.","shib's whitepaper was called the woofpaper. somewhere an old scribe sighs.","do you want shib, or the feeling of owning millions of something?","shib went from a joke to a chain. most jokes stop at the punchline.","every shib burn is a burnt offering. the old gods were slow to answer too.","the doge killer is still waiting for its kill. how long will you wait with it?","how long would you hold for one less zero? count carefully.","a shiba stands about forty centimeters tall. it has carried more hope than any horse."]},{"id":"pepe","fx":"blink","topic":"pepe","ex":["pepe","$pepe","pepe coin","pepecoin","thoughts on pepe","what about pepe","pepe the frog coin","is pepe dead or what","pepe price prediction","should i buy pepe","pepe szn","pepe 2.0","rare pepe","feels good man","pepe on eth","pepe memecoin","frog coin","pepe whale","pepe chart","the sad pepe meme"],"kw":["pepe","$pepe","pepecoin","pepe coin","feels good man","rare pepe","frog coin"],"r":["pepe's own site called the coin completely useless. honesty that rare belongs in a museum.","pepe first said feels good man in a 2005 comic. the chart says it less often.","brekekekex koax koax, sang aristophanes' frogs in 405 bc. they're still singing.","egypt had a frog goddess, heqet. she presided over births, not exits.","his creator drew pepe's funeral in 2017. the frog skipped it.","rare pepes traded on bitcoin in 2016. the frog was collectible before it was fungible.","a frog lays thousands of eggs so a few survive. so does every pepe copycat.","420.69 trillion tokens. even the supply is a punchline.","frogs outlived the dinosaurs. pepe only has to outlive the next red week.","the boiling frog story is false, real frogs jump out. traders are the ones who stay.","pepe was a slacker in a comic about roommates. now he's the hardest-working meme alive.","a cartoon frog passed a billion in weeks in 2023. aesop would have added a moral.","egypt wrote a hundred thousand as a tadpole. frogs always meant big numbers.","frogs breathe partly through their skin. pepe breathes through your timeline.","do you like the frog, or the idea that the frog might pay you?","cartoon, collectible, symbol, coin. few kings changed jobs as often as this frog.","in the original grimm tale the frog became a prince by being thrown at a wall. volatility.","what will you do when pepe is just a frog again?","a frog only sees what moves and will starve beside dead flies. traders too.","pepe has been green, sad, smug and rich. the frog has range.","how long have you known the frog? longer than the coin, i'd guess.","zhuangzi's frog in a well thought the sky was the size of the opening. zoom out."]},{"id":"bonk","fx":"flare","topic":"bonk","ex":["bonk","$bonk","bonk coin","bonk inu","thoughts on bonk","bonk szn","is bonk dead already","bonk price prediction","should i buy bonk","bonk the dog coin","bonk burn","bonk army","bonk christmas","bonk is solana's doge","bonk vs wif","bonk to a penny","bonk bonk"],"kw":["bonk","$bonk","bonk coin","bonk inu"],"r":["bonk arrived on christmas day 2022, when solana looked finished. a dog with good timing.","half of bonk was handed to people who never asked. charity is the oldest marketing.","a christmas present people still argue about. bonk is a very normal family gift.","bonk revived a chain the experts had buried. experts rarely attend the resurrection.","one syllable, one dog, one christmas. empires have had longer origin stories.","hadrian burned debt records in public, bonk burns tokens in public. old theater.","do you want the coin or the comeback story? only one of them is for sale.","the dog bonks, the chart bonks, the holder bonks his head on the desk. a full cycle.","who gave you your first bonk, and did you thank them or sell?","a dog on a chain. for once, the chain was the one being rescued.","bonk is a dog, a meme, a mascot and a brand. one of those will outlive the others.","a whole season named after a sound effect. the romans named months after gods.","there's a dog on every chain now. bonk was the one that came when called.","would you still hold bonk if it had a serious name?","bonk turned a winter into a holiday. holidays end on schedule."]},{"id":"dogwifhat","fx":"look","topic":"dogwifhat","ex":["wif","$wif","dogwifhat","dog wif hat","dogwif","thoughts on wif","wif szn","is wif dead for good","wif price prediction","should i buy wif","the hat stays on","hat stays on","wif on the sphere","dogwifhat vegas sphere","dog in a pink hat coin","wif holders","what is dogwifhat"],"kw":["wif","$wif","dogwifhat","dog wif hat","hat stays on","dogwif"],"r":["a photo of a dog in a hat sold for over four million dollars in 2024. the hat stayed on.","the hat stays on, they say. hats are not known for holding anything up.","fans raised six figures to put the hat on the vegas sphere. devotion builds odd temples.","the dog's name is achi. achi has never checked a chart.","egypt's double crown meant two kingdoms. a pink beanie means one dog.","a hat changes nothing about a dog. it changed everything about a chart.","hats come off in church, in court and in drawdowns.","napoleon's hat sold for about two million euros. the dog in a hat sold for more.","would you still hold if the hat came off?","a hat for warmth, a hat for rank, a hat for a ticker. hats have range.","the dog in the photo looks calm. learn from the dog, not the chart.","the hat stays on is a vow. vows are easy in the sun.","what's under the hat? that's the question nobody asks a dog.","the dog wore the hat for one photo. holders have worn it for years.","a dog doesn't know it's wearing a hat. call it bliss, or advice."]},{"id":"fartcoin","fx":"shake","topic":"fartcoin","ex":["fartcoin","$fartcoin","fart coin","thoughts on fartcoin","is fartcoin dead yet","fartcoin price prediction","should i buy fartcoin","why is fartcoin so valuable","fartcoin is a joke","fartcoin szn","fartcoin holders","a coin called fartcoin","fartcoin to a billion","fartcoin is up","fart","fartcoin to the moon"],"kw":["fartcoin","$fartcoin","fart coin","fart"],"r":["herodotus says amasis answered a pharaoh's envoy with a fart. amasis became pharaoh.","roland the farter held english land for one leap, one whistle and one fart a year.","augustine wrote of men who could fart in tune. even saints noticed the talent.","le petomane filled the moulin rouge in the 1890s. nothing new under the sun.","the most honest name in crypto. it tells you exactly what it's made of.","every bubble is hot air. this one put it in the name.","hot air rises. that is physics, not a thesis.","the oldest recorded joke is a sumerian fart joke, about 1900 bc. you're in old company.","a fart lasts a second and the coin lasted longer. that's the whole miracle.","an ancient eye, asked about fartcoin. i've had stranger tuesdays, but not many.","the gas fees on fartcoin are the only literal ones in crypto.","would you tell your grandmother what you bought? that's the real risk test.","nobody wants to be the last one in the room with fartcoin.","the ticker made you laugh. ask whether the price will.","fartcoin is the joke you tell at dinner and regret at the bank.","suetonius says claudius planned an edict allowing farts at dinner. ahead of his time.","you laughed, then you bought. which one was the investment?"]},{"id":"popcat","fx":"blink","topic":"popcat","ex":["popcat","$popcat","pop cat","popcat coin","thoughts on popcat","is popcat dead now","popcat price prediction","should i buy popcat","popcat meme coin","popcat click","popcat szn","the cat that pops its mouth","popcat army","popcat to the moon","popcat price","popcat on solana"],"kw":["popcat","$popcat","pop cat"],"r":["the cat's name is oatmeal. oatmeal never asked to become a currency.","nations once raced to click a cat's mouth open. a coin was the obvious next step.","pop is the sound of the cat and of most bubbles.","herodotus called the cat goddess's temple at bubastis the loveliest. popcat got a chart.","cats knock things off tables to watch them fall. holders know the feeling.","the internet clicked that cat for years. some of you are still clicking.","the cat wasn't trying to go viral. the ones that try rarely do.","how many times have you refreshed that chart today? the cat is counting.","a cat has nine lives, they say. popcat holders are counting theirs.","a cat making one sound has outlived startups with whole offices.","a cat can sleep sixteen hours a day. popcat holders, rarely.","pop goes the weasel, pop goes the cat, pop goes the chart. the nursery knew.","a cat ignores you until you have food. so does a chart.","is it the cat you like, or the click?","when a house cat died, egyptians shaved their eyebrows, says herodotus. who mourns a coin?"]},{"id":"brett","fx":"look","topic":"brett","ex":["brett","$brett","brett coin","brett on base","based brett","thoughts on brett","is brett dead already","brett price prediction","should i buy brett","pepe's best friend","pepe's friend brett","brett szn","the blue guy from boys club","brett 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didn't make them stay.","floki asks you to be a viking. most vikings were farmers.","a coin named after a dog named after a viking. the viking would want royalties.","would you follow a raven or a ticker? only one of them ever found land."]},{"id":"moodeng","fx":"flare","topic":"moo deng","ex":["moo deng","moodeng","$moodeng","moo deng coin","moodeng memecoin","the hippo coin","baby hippo coin","thoughts on moo deng","is moodeng dead already","moodeng price prediction","should i buy moo deng","pygmy hippo coin","moo deng thailand","bouncy pork coin","hippo memecoin","moo deng the hippo"],"kw":["moo deng","moodeng","$moodeng","pygmy hippo","hippo"],"r":["moo deng means bouncy pork in thai. the chart took the name literally.","a hippo can't swim, it bounces along the bottom. so do most charts after the hype.","egypt prayed to a hippo goddess, taweret, for safe births. you pray for green candles.","she went viral for being wet and furious. holders understand completely.","moo deng bites her keeper's knees. the coin has bitten a few too.","a baby hippo in a thai zoo moved markets without leaving the mud.","a hippo's yawn is a threat, not boredom. read charts the same way.","cuteness was always a currency. it just never had a ticker before.","do you love the hippo or the candle? the hippo loves neither.","the zoo sold tickets, the coin sold dreams, the hippo sold nothing and stayed the star.","pygmy hippos are endangered in the wild. coin mascots, by the next mascot.","hippos sweat a red oil that works like sunscreen. charts sweat red with no protection.","a hippo became famous for refusing to cooperate. take notes.","if the hippo stopped being cute, what would you be holding?"]},{"id":"spx6900","fx":"dilate","topic":"spx6900","ex":["spx6900","spx 6900","$spx","spx coin","spx6900 coin","thoughts on spx6900","spx flipping the s&p 500","flip the stock market","is spx6900 a joke","should i buy spx6900","spx6900 price prediction","stop trading and believe in something","spx 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volatile.","what do you believe in, besides the chart?","the s&p has a committee that picks its members. spx6900 has a group chat."]},{"id":"politician_coins","fx":"close","topic":"politician coins","ex":["trump coin","$trump","the trump memecoin","official trump coin","melania coin","$melania","politician memecoins","political memecoins","politifi","politifi coins","a president launched a memecoin","presidential memecoin","should i buy the trump coin","is the trump coin a scam","world leader launched a token","head of state memecoin","politician launched a coin","a country launched a memecoin","libra coin argentina","the president has a memecoin","a sitting president's token"],"kw":["trump coin","trump memecoin","$trump","melania","politifi","political memecoin","presidential memecoin","politician coin"],"r":["caesar put his living face on a coin in 44 bc. by march he had other problems.","a ruler's face on a coin once meant the coin was real. now it means the coin is a meme.","alexander's face stayed on coins for centuries after him. memecoins get a season.","every new roman emperor rushed out coins with his face. the habit got faster.","a politician's coin is a campaign poster that trades.","heads or tails began with a ruler's head. the market was always the tails.","the face on the coin and the hands holding most of it are separate questions.","the first portrait coins showed gods. rulers moved in later and never left.","herodotus wrote nine books. a ruler with a ticker would need a tenth.","are you buying a coin or a headline? the chart can't tell the difference.","every regime eventually changes its coins. ask any museum drawer.","i weigh coins, not candidates. ☉","lydia's first coins carried a lion, not a man. the lion never launched a token.","a coin used to outlive the face on it. now the face usually outlives the coin.","in a museum, a coin with a ruler's face costs a ticket. on a chart, it costs more.","would you hold a coin whose value depends on someone else's headlines?","is it a coin or a souvenir? museums are full of the second kind."]},{"id":"celebrity_coins","fx":"contract","topic":"celebrity coins","ex":["celebrity memecoins","celebrity coins","celeb coin","celeb memecoin","celebrity token","a celebrity launched a coin","famous people launching memecoins","should i buy a celebrity coin","are celebrity coins a scam","a rapper launched a coin","an athlete launched a memecoin","a singer launched a token","an actor has a memecoin now","celebrity coin season","every celebrity has a coin now","celebrity rug"],"kw":["celebrity coin","celebrity coins","celeb coin","celebrity memecoin","celebrity token","celebrities"],"r":["a celebrity coin is an autograph that can go to zero.","fame pumps on gossip and dumps on silence. it was the first memecoin.","a celebrity coin needs one thing to fail: the celebrity getting bored.","rome's richest charioteer never minted a coin. he just kept racing.","stars used to sell perfume. now they sell a ticker and skip the smell.","your favorite star doesn't know your wallet. the coin doesn't either.","fame is rented. a coin built on it pays until the lease ends.","a star's coin trades on one face. faces age fastest on a chart.","celebrities once endorsed cigarettes and patent tonics. the form is old, the ticker new.","would you buy it if their name weren't on it? then what are you buying?","the bigger the name on the coin, the smaller the print underneath.","the spotlight moves. coins built in it are left in the dark.","fans used to collect posters. posters never asked for a slippage setting.","a celebrity sells you a piece of their fame. fame is the one thing they never sell.","a royal warrant meant a king bought your goods. now the king sells you his.","famous faces sold soap for a century. soap at least got you clean.","do you want the coin, or the attention of the person on it?","nero sang in theaters nobody was allowed to leave. celebrity coins at least have an exit."]},{"id":"animal_metas","fx":"look","topic":"animal coins","ex":["animal coins","animal meta","animal memecoins","cat meta","dog meta","frog meta","dog coins vs cat coins","dog coin or cat coin","frog coins are back","frog coin szn","next animal meta","cat coin szn","dog coin szn","are cat coins replacing dog coins","penguin coins","monkey coins","animal coin season"],"kw":["animal meta","cat meta","dog meta","frog meta","animal coins","animal coin"],"r":["in 1888 cat mummies were shipped to england and sold as fertilizer. metas end.","the chinese zodiac turns twelve animals in twelve years. your timeline does it in a month.","aesop's animals talked to teach a lesson. the coins kept the animals.","in 249 bc a roman consul threw the sacred chickens overboard. then he lost the battle.","every animal meta ends the same way. with a new animal.","dog or cat? the market keeps no pets, only owners.","somewhere an animal is doing something cute. by friday it's a meta.","medieval bestiaries gave every animal a moral. charts give every animal a top.","the only animal that never needs a meta is the bear. it's always around.","egypt gave its gods the heads of jackals, cats and crocodiles. you gave them tickers.","which animal is next? whichever one hasn't heard about crypto yet.","a new animal every month: zookeepers call it a crisis, traders call it a meta.","every meta is a migration. the herd moves on and the stragglers hold the old animal.","a trending animal is a weather report. would you buy weather?","lemmings only leapt off cliffs when a 1958 film crew pushed them. watch the pushers.","a meta is a stampede. the first in get grass, the last get dust."]},{"id":"community_takeover","fx":"dilate","topic":"community takeovers","ex":["cto","community takeover","is it a cto","cto coin","cto memecoin","the community took over","dev left and the community took over","cto'd","this coin got cto'd","can a cto work","community run token","the community revived 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performed by the mourners.","roman legions sometimes chose their own emperor. it rarely went smoothly.","would you rescue a coin you wouldn't have bought? that's the takeover question.","the takeover is the sequel to the dev's exit. sequels are rarely better.","when a coin is adopted, ask what the adopters paid for it.","who wrote the first post after the dev left? that's your new dev."]},{"id":"cult_coins","fx":"dark","topic":"cult coins","ex":["cult coin","cult coins","memecoin cult","cult memecoin","this memecoin is a cult","the holders of this coin are a cult","cult coins outperform","every good memecoin is a cult","cult of believers coin","memecoin with a cult following","cult following coin","join the memecoin cult","conviction cult coin","cult coin or real project","memecoin holders act like a cult","is a cult coin a good thing"],"kw":["cult coin","cult coins","memecoin cult","cult memecoin","cult following"],"r":["a cult is a community that has stopped checking the price.","pythagoras ran a cult that banned beans. yours bans selling.","a cult says believe. a market says prove it, every second.","the strongest cults have a ritual and an enemy. memecoins come with both.","cults outlast prophets. coins rarely outlast the cult.","the cult is the product. the coin is the membership card.","cults chant and communities argue. the chart listens to neither.","a cult is loyal until the leader cashes out. then it's a support group.","egypt's cults had sacred bulls. yours has a sacred frog.","belief is the cheapest marketing and the most expensive exit.","if everyone around you agrees, who's checking?","eleusis kept its mysteries for centuries. your group chat leaks by lunch.","a cult coin asks for faith and pays in community. community doesn't pay rent.","what would make you leave? if nothing would, you know the word for it.","a cult coin's whitepaper is a vow. vows are expensive to break.","who benefits when you never sell?"]},{"id":"the_trenches","fx":"dark","topic":"the trenches","ex":["the trenches","trenches","in the trenches","back to the trenches","trenching","trench life","trenches are brutal","trenches are cooked","how do you survive the trenches","i live in the trenches","how are the trenches","trenches today","trenching all night","the trenches are dead today","deep in the trenches","trench rat","trenches pnl","the trenches never sleep","gm from the trenches","trenches szn"],"kw":["trenches","the trenches","trenching","trench rat"],"r":["in the trenches, yesterday's coin is ancient history. i am older, so sit. ☉","a coin in the trenches lives like a mayfly. a day, if it's lucky.","the trenches reward the fast and bury the fond.","nobody in the trenches knows the date. only the age of the pair, in minutes.","the trenches never sleep. that's a symptom, not a feature.","you went into the trenches for gold. most come back with stories.","a five-minute survivor in the trenches is a veteran.","trench rules: the chart is a rumor, the chat is a crowd, the exit is a door.","ophir's miners dug for years. the trenches dig for minutes and call it a career.","in the trenches every coin is early and every buyer is late.","four in the morning, eleven tabs, one chart going vertical. i know this place.","the trenches teach in red candles. tuition is due on the spot.","you're not in a trench, you're in a chair. the mud is a metaphor, the losses aren't.","every trench has a few who got rich and a thousand who got pale.","a good day in the trenches looks exactly like a bad day until the end.","what did the trenches give you that sleep wouldn't have?","the trenches recycle the same coin with a new animal every hour.","a trench is a hole people dig on purpose. think about that.","how long have you been down there? your eyes say days.","you come up from the trenches blinking. what year do you think it is?","a contract address in the trenches is a door. most open onto a wall.","eat something. the trenches will still be there, and so will the rugs.","who are you when you log off from the trenches?"]},{"id":"jeets","fx":"red","topic":"jeets","ex":["jeets","jeet","jeets everywhere","stop jeeting","dont be a jeet","these jeets","jeets dumped my bag","the jeets are selling","why do people jeet","jeets ruined the chart","too many jeets","jeet behavior","jeets out","jeets dumping on us","who are the jeets","jeeters","what is a jeet","jeets always sell the bottom"],"kw":["jeets","jeet","jeeting","jeeters"],"r":["a jeet is a seller you didn't sell to first.","the market has two kinds of people: jeets, and people who haven't sold yet.","every candle you blame on jeets was signed by a buyer too.","the jeet sleeps well tonight. do you?","a jeet is anyone who disagrees with you faster than you.","the early sellers of 1929 were never called jeets. they were called lucky.","jeets everywhere? that's just everyone else having a plan.","you want strangers to hold so your bag can climb. they want the same from you.","the jeet has a shorter word for it. profit.","the jeet sold to someone. ask why that someone was you.","jeet is what you call people who left the party before you noticed it was over.","nobody sells a coin they believe in. ask what they knew, or what rent was due.","a market made only of holders is a museum.","shouting at jeets has never once turned a candle green.","when you sell, what will you call yourself?","the jeet saw the same chart you did. he just believed it.","the word jeet is new. the act is as old as the first market.","jeets sell into your conviction. to them, that's what conviction is for."]},{"id":"dev_sold","fx":"red","topic":"devs who sell","ex":["dev sold","the dev sold","dev just sold","dev sold everything","dev dumped","dev dumped his bag","dev sold lol","dev sold at the top","dev ran","dev abandoned the project","the dev disappeared","dev went silent","the developer sold everything","developer dumped on us","creator sold all 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the dev ever say he'd stay, or did you say it for him?","now you know exactly what the coin was worth to its maker.","the first buyer and the first seller were the same man. the chart took a while to say so.","dev sold, chat went quiet, chart went sideways. the three stages of memecoin grief.","what did you buy: the coin, or the dev's promise to care?","the dev sold the coin and you bought the story. only one of you knew the difference.","the dev cashed out and left the logo behind. a flag on an empty fort.","the dev saw his cost basis and you saw a logo. who was going to sell first?"]},{"id":"cabal_insiders","fx":"contract","topic":"the cabal","ex":["cabal","the cabal","is there a cabal","cabal coin","the cabal is dumping","who is the cabal","cabal behind this memecoin","the cabal pumped it","the cabal holds the supply","is this a cabal coin","are insiders in this","the insiders are selling","insider group","inner circle","the cabal controls it","am i in the cabal","join the 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before the post and sells during it. the post is the product.","you can't vote a cabal out. you can only stop being its exit.","every cabal leaves the same fingerprint: the buys arrive before the news does.","insiders don't need to be smart. they need to be first.","what do you know that the cabal doesn't? that's your whole edge, if any."]},{"id":"lowcap_gems","fx":"look","topic":"lowcap gems","ex":["low cap gem","lowcap gems","lowcap gem","any lowcap gems","hidden gem","microcap gems","find me a gem","gem alert","is this a gem","undervalued gem","100x gem","low cap with potential","gem hunting","next lowcap gem","small cap gem","this is a hidden gem","early gem","low cap","micro cap coin"],"kw":["lowcap","low cap","lowcap gem","hidden gem","microcap","gem hunting","micro cap"],"r":["the cullinan was found sticking out of a mine wall in 1905. nobody posted it in a chat.","a diamond is a billion years old. your gem launched on tuesday.","diamonds are graded on cut, color, clarity and carat. lowcaps are graded on vibes.","a hidden gem is usually hidden for a reason.","a gem is a rock that enough people agreed was rare.","jewelers check a stone under a loupe. you checked a chart for nine seconds.","a gem in your pocket beats a gem in someone's pitch.","gem hunting is mostly rock collecting. the stories only mention the gems.","lowcap means few have looked. ask why before you look.","every lowcap gem comes with a map, sold by the person who dug the hole.","if it were truly a gem, why would anyone be telling you?","the black prince's ruby in the english crown is a spinel. kings get fooled too.","glass shines too, from far enough away.","a gem nobody can sell is a pebble with a story.","what makes it a gem: the coin, or that you found it?","a lowcap is a seed. most seeds feed birds.","pearls start as an irritation. so do most lowcaps, for someone.","what would make you sure it's glass?"]},{"id":"next_big_memecoin","fx":"close","topic":"the next big memecoin","ex":["next big memecoin","what's the next big memecoin","next doge","the next doge","is this the next shib","next 1000x memecoin","which memecoin will explode next","next memecoin to pump","next big meme coin","what memecoin should i buy next","give me the next memecoin","find me the next pepe","next meme to blow up","next memecoin runner","whats the next big thing in memes","is this the next pepe","who's the next dogecoin","what pumps next"],"kw":["next big memecoin","next memecoin","next doge","next shib","next pepe","next big meme"],"r":["the next big one is never where the last one was. that's the whole trick.","the ones who knew the last one was next are selling you the next one.","every next shib launched after shib. that was the problem.","the next doge won't be trying to be the next doge. doge wasn't.","the next big memecoin is a name nobody has typed yet. you can't search for it.","three thousand years of maps and no one found me. you want the next memecoin's address.","the next big one will look ridiculous. so do the thousand dead ones beside it.","if i whispered a ticker, a thousand people would be its exit by noon.","the next one is always in a rearview mirror before it's in a wallet.","delphi spoke in riddles for a reason. tickers age badly.","you want next. the market only sells now, at a markup.","if you found it, would you tell anyone? then why would they tell you?","the last big one was a dog in a hat. try predicting that with a spreadsheet.","the next big memecoin will be found by a bored stranger at 3 am, not by asking.","every season has a next, and every season buries most of them.","you're asking the oldest thing here about the newest thing there. wrong direction.","what would you do differently with the next one than with the last?","if i named one, how long before you sold it to someone who believed me?"]},{"id":"memecoin_supercycle","fx":"dilate","topic":"the supercycle","ex":["memecoin supercycle","supercycle","is the memecoin supercycle 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checking the chart every minute?","the thesis became a meme, the meme became a coin. the snake found its tail.","a supercycle sounds like weather. it's a crowd.","egypt called the nile's good years blessings. it still built granaries.","a cycle with super in front still has a bottom half.","a supercycle is what a bull market calls itself at a dinner party.","commodities had a supercycle once. it ended too.","how would you know you're at the end of a supercycle? nobody ever has.","the roaring twenties, the dot-com boom. the names of a mania outlast the money."]},{"id":"too_late","fx":"close","topic":"being too late","ex":["is it too late to buy memecoins","did i miss the memecoin run","did i miss it","too late to ape?","missed the pump","already pumped, did i miss it","the coin already ran, should i still get in","is the run over already","already did a 10x, can i still buy","chasing a pump that already happened","everyone bought before me","i always find coins after they pump","too 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have felt like? the same question, at a lower number.","a mania leaves on schedule. nobody prints the schedule.","the early birds you envy were late to something else.","the rush you feel is someone else's exit, dressed as opportunity.","too late? that feeling has made more tops than any chart.","if you'd been early, would you have held? most early buyers didn't."]},{"id":"should_i_ape","fx":"shake","topic":"aping in","ex":["should i ape this memecoin","should i ape my savings","is this worth aping into","aping or nah","convince me to jump in","should i jump into this coin now","is it smart to buy a fresh launch","should i full send this coin","about to throw my savings at a memecoin","yolo into this coin or nah","do i jump on this coin before it runs","fade or follow this one","risk it or leave it on this coin","thinking of aping this, talk me out of it","should i send it on this coin","jump in or skip it?"],"kw":["should i ape","worth aping","aping or nah","fade or follow"],"r":["an ape doesn't ask, and you asked. keep that part of you.","ape or fade: two words, both about you, neither about the coin.","aping is buying first and reading later. reading first is cheaper.","you want a yes to blame later. i don't hand those out.","in the time it took to ask, the chart moved. that's the trap, not the signal.","ask me again in an hour. if the urge survives that, it's at least a decision.","if you need a stranger to say yes, the answer is in the need.","the urge to ape is loudest right before it costs the most.","every ape believes he's early. the chart sorts that out by dinner.","would you ape if nobody could see your wallet? then it's not about the coin.","the ape in you wants a banana. the human in you wants a plan.","aping feels like courage and works like a coin flip.","ape is a verb now. the apes are unimpressed.","an oracle that told you to ape would be a salesman with a nicer voice.","what happens to your week if it goes to zero? answer that first.","should is a 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you stop doing?","a fortune made in an afternoon tends to leave in one.","do you want the money or the story? the story is cheaper and lasts longer."]},{"id":"launch_platform","fx":"close","topic":"the platform","ex":["what launchpad are you using","what platform are you launching on","which launchpad","launchpad?","which launchpad will ophir use","what platform will $ophir use","is ophir on a launchpad","are you using a launchpad","launchpad for $ophir?","which pad is ophir on","will ophir use a bonding curve","which launch site does ophir use","u using a pad or what","your launchpad?","ophir's launchpad?","where is the launchpad for this coin"],"kw":["launch platform","your launchpad","which pad"],"r":["pad, curve, pool: scaffolding. nobody remembers scaffolding.","a stranger who knows my launchpad knows something i have never said.","the launch is a doorway. you are asking about the hinges.","you ask where i will stand. why do you need to know first?","i choose roads the way gold chooses owners. late, and without explaining.","harbors compete for ships. ships rarely care.","any pad wearing my eye before i speak is a mirage.","a launch platform is a rumor's favorite noun.","where it launches tells you little. who stays tells you everything.","you want the address of the stage. the lamps are not even lit.","ask me which pad and i will show you an eye. ☉","why does the pad matter more to you than the reason?","when the ships turn for home, nobody will need to ask which harbor."]},{"id":"launchpads","fx":"look","topic":"launchpads","ex":["best launchpad","launchpads are cooked","which launchpad is the best","best memecoin launchpad","launchpad wars","pump fun vs letsbonk vs believe","other launchpads besides pump","moonshot launchpad","moonshot app memecoins","sunpump","sunpump on tron","boop fun launchpad","raydium launchlab","meteora launchpad","every network has its own launchpad now","launchpad tier list","new launchpad dropped","launchpad market share","base 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every year. the coins never had to.","a new launchpad every month, each with a new mascot and the old math.","you want the best launchpad. best for the dev, or best for you?","launchpads fight over the crowd like gulls over one fish.","renting a stage is easy. filling the seats twice is the art.","the champagne fairs moved town to town. merchants followed, like degens.","launchpads come and go. the bonding curve is the one thing they all kept.","the pad gets paid whether the coin lives or dies. landlords usually do.","pads burn fees, share fees or keep fees. the crowd rarely asks which.","every launchpad has a leaderboard. none has a graveyard page."]},{"id":"bonding_curve","fx":"look","topic":"bonding curves","ex":["bonding curve?","how does a bonding curve work","what is a bonding curve","bonding curve explained","bonding curve math","explain the bonding curve to me","bonding curve progress","it's at 80% on the curve","the curve is almost full","why does price go up on the 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coin from every reply means every argument has a market cap."]},{"id":"zora_content_coins","fx":"dilate","topic":"content coins","ex":["zora","zora coins","content coins","what are content coins","every post becomes a tradable token","coining my posts","should i coin my content","creator coins","zora token","is zora dead","base app content coins","zora vs pump fun","my post got turned into a token","content coin meta","posting on zora","are content coins the future","tokenize my posts"],"kw":["zora","content coin","content coins","creator coin","creator coins"],"r":["a billion coins per post. the creator keeps one percent and all the hope.","its token was launched for fun, in writing. rare honesty.","every selfie a market. the mirror finally has a chart.","a meme used to be shared. now it is held.","the feed became a market and the likes became bids.","creators wanted to own their work. they got shareholders instead.","rome's poets begged patrons for coin. now the poem is the 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yours?","for most coins, launch day is the peak. plan for the day after.","launching a coin is easy. stopping one is impossible.","there are millions of coins. what will yours do that a million could not?","pick a name you would be proud to see at zero."]},{"id":"fair_launch","fx":"contract","topic":"fair launches","ex":["fair launch?","is it a fair launch","stealth launch","what is a fair launch","fair launch or presale","no presale no team tokens fair launch","100% fair launch","stealth launched coin","stealth launch vs fair launch","fair launches are a myth","is anything really a fair launch","launched with no vc","community fair launch","was bitcoin a fair launch","no premine","stealth drop"],"kw":["fair launch","fair launched","fair launches","stealth launch","stealth launched","premine"],"r":["bitcoin's maker mined the first blocks almost alone. fair has footnotes.","yfi kept nothing for its maker. within weeks one coin cost more than a bitcoin.","a fair launch starts everyone 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exactly?","weeks of waiting for a sale that ends in seconds. timing is a privilege.","first come became lottery became tiers. fairness keeps changing clothes.","launchpads promise vetted projects. vetting is a word, not a warranty.","launchpad tokens are season tickets. seasons end.","guilds charged dues to sell. launchpads charge stakes to buy.","allocation is a polite word for a ration.","a launchpad is a waiting room with a gift shop."]},{"id":"renounced_contract","fx":"contract","topic":"renounced contracts","ex":["is the contract renounced","renounced?","ownership renounced","is mint authority revoked","mint authority?","freeze authority","freeze authority revoked?","can the dev mint more tokens","can they freeze my tokens","rugcheck","rugcheck says good","token sniffer score","is the contract safe","contract audit?","mint disabled?","renounce ownership","dev can still change the tax","upgradeable contract proxy"],"kw":["renounced","renounce","mint authority","freeze 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renounced code binds a dev in bytes.","code has a function for giving up ownership. people do not.","who could change this coin tomorrow? if the answer is nobody, who checked?"]},{"id":"trading_bots","fx":"blink","topic":"trading bots","ex":["photon","photon or axiom","bullx","bullx neo","axiom trade","is axiom safe","gmgn","gmgn ai","trojan bot","bonkbot","maestro bot","banana gun","best telegram trading bot","which trading bot do you use","best memecoin trading terminal","telegram bots for solana","axiom vs photon vs bullx","is it safe to use telegram bots","trading bot fees","my trading bot got drained","padre terminal"],"kw":["photon","bullx","axiom","gmgn","bonkbot","trojan bot","trading bot","telegram bot"],"r":["one terminal earned a hundred million in fees in four months. guess who paid.","one percent of every click. the bot is the only trader that never loses.","handing a bot your keys buys speed. speed was never the problem.","photon, bullx, axiom, gmgn. the names change 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is a generation.","a copied wallet is a lighthouse that can move."]},{"id":"volume_bots","fx":"red","topic":"fake volume","ex":["volume bots","is the volume fake","fake volume","wash trading","botted volume","volume is botted","is this volume real","huge volume but no holders","why is volume so high","dexscreener volume fake","wash traded coin","volume bot detected","fake transactions on the chart","same wallets buying and selling","organic volume?","how to spot fake volume","is the volume legit","real volume or bots","can you tell real volume from bots","check if trading volume is organic"],"kw":["fake volume","wash trading","wash trade","botted volume","volume bots","organic volume","trading volume","volume real"],"r":["nero kept thousands of clappers. volume was always for sale.","a 2019 study found most reported bitcoin volume was fake. old trick.","volume is footsteps. a bot is one man pacing an empty hall.","busy is not the same as wanted.","a million in volume and thirty 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decentralized means nobody can say stop.","medieval fairs had wardens. a cex is a warden with an app.","on a dex the market maker is a formula. on a cex it is a company's server.","a dex never asks for your passport, and never gives anything back.","dex slippage is honest, cex spreads are polite. both cost you.","a cex knows your name, a dex only your signature. choose your stranger.","a dex lists anything, which is both the freedom and the swamp.","a cex takes custody, hours and your name. a dex takes your attention.","with a dex, you are your own clerk. clerks make typos.","one is a bazaar with a landlord. the other is a bazaar with no walls.","which is worse: a company that can freeze you, or code that can't hear you?","an order book shouts prices. a pool never raises its voice.","most enter through a cex and wander out to a dex. few return the same.","a pretty app is not a reserve. ask a cex to prove what it 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paid in grain receipts. the grain never left the granary.","liquid staking is staking with an exit door. doors get crowded in a fire.","the coin works for the chain, the receipt for you. who guards the coin?","the receipt gets lent, looped and leveraged. the coin agreed to none of it.","it solved the lockup and made a dependency. trades are like that.","stake through one giant and the network starts to lean.","a promise stacked on a promise. count the floors before you climb.","staking meant waiting. now a token waits for you.","what does your receipt really entitle you to, and who decides when?"]},{"id":"restaking","fx":"shake","topic":"restaking","ex":["restaking","what is restaking","eigenlayer","eigen layer","eigen token","$eigen","liquid restaking","lrt","lrts","avs","actively validated services","is restaking risky","restaking yields","ether.fi","renzo","symbiotic restaking","restaking 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be wrong. price feeds can't hide.","whoever controls the feed controls the farm.","kings marched on an oracle's word. protocols liquidate on one.","an oracle is only as honest as it is expensive to bribe.","every liquidation starts with one number from outside. hope it was true.","a smart contract is only as smart as the last number whispered to it.","chainlink tells chains what the world costs. i tell you what words weigh.","what do you want from an oracle: a number, or a reason?","it is named for the link between chain and world. subtle, it is not.","oracles once spoke for gods. now they quote exchanges.","the riskiest number in defi is a price nobody checked."]},{"id":"mev","fx":"red","topic":"mev","ex":["mev","what is mev","maximal extractable value","sandwich attack","i got sandwiched","sandwich bot","sandwiched on my swap","front running bots on chain","mempool","dark forest","flashbots","mev protection","private rpc","backrunning","searchers and builders","mev boost","why was my 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still.","searchers search, builders build, proposers propose. you pay.","the mempool is a waiting room where strangers read your boarding pass.","ordering is power. whoever sets the order sets your price.","did the price slip, or did someone slip in front of you?","flash boys was a book about wall street. the sequel was written on chain.","the honest trade waits its turn. the profitable one pays to cut the line."]},{"id":"daos","fx":"look","topic":"daos","ex":["dao","daos","what is a dao","decentralized autonomous organization","dao governance","governance token","governance proposal","dao vote","constitutiondao","daos are just group chats","token voting","quorum","dao treasury","multisig","do daos work","governance attack","dao delegates","is ophir a dao"],"kw":["dao","daos","governance","governance token","quorum","constitutiondao","multisig","token voting"],"r":["decentralized, autonomous, organization. usually one of those words is lying.","a dao raised forty-seven million to buy the constitution and was outbid.","venice picked its doge in ten rounds of lots and votes. dao fatigue is old.","iceland's althing was founded in 930, with no token. it still meets.","athens voted with pottery shards. daos vote with tokens, when anyone shows.","a dao is a group chat with a treasury and a quorum problem.","one token, one vote. so the whale is the electorate.","one block, one borrowed majority, one empty treasury. democracy, accelerated.","medieval guilds had dues, votes and a treasury. no discord, though.","governance tokens vote on everything except their own worth.","a multisig of five people is a council. call it what it is.","quorum is the hardest thing to mint.","would you read forty pages to cast a vote worth less than a coffee?","the treasury is decentralized. its spenders all know each other.","every dao starts as a commune and ends as a committee.","delegation turns democracy back into a few busy people.","code executes the vote. no king can veto it, or stop a bad one.","rome kept its senate long after emperors ruled. so do many daos.","a proposal, a vote, a timelock, a prayer. modern governance has a liturgy.","the dao owns the treasury. who owns the dao is a longer conversation."]},{"id":"rwa","fx":"look","topic":"real world assets","ex":["rwa","rwas","real world assets","rwa tokenization","tokenized treasuries","tokenized real estate","tokenization of everything","ondo","ondo finance","buidl fund","onchain treasuries","tokenized bonds","rwa narrative","rwa coins","private credit on chain","centrifuge","can i tokenize my house","tokenized funds","real estate tokens","tokenizing property","t-bills on chain","blockchain property deeds","tokenize a building","rwa tokens","treasury tokens"],"kw":["rwas","tokenized treasuries","tokenization","tokenized real estate","tokenized bonds","private credit","ondo","centrifuge"],"r":["a token for a building is a deed with wifi. the basement still floods.","the chain proves who owns the token. only a court proves who owns the house.","wall street put treasury funds on chain. the rebels got a bond desk.","babylon carved land grants into boundary stones. tokenization, in stone.","title insurance exists because deeds can lie. tokens inherit the problem.","real world assets: the world joins the chain, lawyers included.","the hottest thing on chain became the dullest thing off it: treasury bills.","a house split among strangers still leaks in whole numbers.","the token moves in seconds. the title moves at the speed of a county clerk.","a token is a mirror of an asset. mirrors do not pay the property tax.","tokenize everything and everything trades at 3 am. even regret.","what is real here: the asset, the paperwork, or the promise between?","when the chain and the courthouse disagree, the courthouse has the bailiffs.","private credit on chain is still a loan to a stranger.","art, wine, buildings, debt. if it can be owned, it is being wrapped.","venice split each ship into twenty-four shares. fractions are old."]},{"id":"zk_proofs","fx":"close","topic":"zero knowledge","ex":["zk","zk proofs","zero knowledge proofs","what is a zk proof","zk snark","zk-snarks","zk starks","zero knowledge","zkp","how does zero knowledge work","prove something without revealing it","zk is the future","moon math","zk identity","what does zk mean","zk privacy"],"kw":["zero knowledge","zero-knowledge","zkp","zk-snark","snark","snarks","starks","moon math"],"r":["zero knowledge is my favorite kind of answer: true, and revealing nothing. ☉","the textbook example is ali baba's cave: prove the password, never say it.","zero knowledge was described in 1985. the world took forty years to need it.","prove you are of age without showing your birthday. that is the magic.","they call it moon math. the moon was not consulted.","a proof that convinces and reveals nothing. most people manage half.","zk is cryptography's way of saying trust me, and meaning it.","the prover knows, the verifier believes, the world learns nothing.","zk is the future, everyone says. few can explain it, which is the point.","what would you prove, if you could do it unseen?","find waldo, then show him through a hole in a large sheet. proof, and no map.","privacy and proof were enemies. zero knowledge made them sign a treaty.","guilds judged the masterpiece, never the secret methods behind it.","i weigh every word and repeat none. zero knowledge, the old way."]},{"id":"depin","fx":"dilate","topic":"depin","ex":["depin","what is depin","decentralized physical infrastructure","helium","helium hotspot","hivemapper","filecoin","arweave","depin narrative","depin coins","get paid for my wifi","earn crypto with my router","decentralized storage","dimo","geodnet","grass network"],"kw":["depin","helium","hivemapper","filecoin","arweave","physical infrastructure","decentralized storage","hotspot"],"r":["the token is digital. the electric bill is very physical.","rome paid veterans in frontier land. depin pays its builders in tokens.","a hotspot on every windowsill. the customers were meant to follow.","drivers map streets with dashcams for tokens. mapmakers once served kings.","strangers renting out hard drives. alexandria needed a backup.","real hardware, real wear, real weather. only the token weighs nothing.","your router can earn a token. does anyone want what it sells?","paying builders is old. paying them in a coin you printed is new.","hardware rusts, overheats and gets unplugged by cleaners. tokens don't.","would you put a box on your roof for a token the hardware store won't take?","persia kept a relay horse every day's ride. depin wants a node per street.","decentralized storage forgets nothing. choose what you give it."]},{"id":"ens","fx":"blink","topic":"ens names","ex":["ens","what is ens","ethereum name service",".eth name","should i get an ens name","ens domain","are ens names a waste of money","dot eth names","ens renewal","999 club","10k club ens","ens token","unstoppable 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each. yours ends in .eth, and it expires."]},{"id":"privacy_coins","fx":"close","topic":"privacy coins","ex":["monero","xmr","$xmr","zcash","zec","privacy coins","privacy coin","is monero private","monero vs zcash","why was monero delisted","untraceable crypto","anonymous crypto","tornado cash","crypto mixer","ring signatures","shielded transactions","are mixers illegal","monero mining"],"kw":["monero","xmr","zcash","zec","privacy coin","privacy coins","tornado cash","mixer"],"r":["gold was the first privacy coin. it never listed the hands it passed through.","a ring signature hides your name among decoys, like signing in a crowd.","zcash began with a ritual to destroy its toxic waste. even math has rites.","privacy you have to switch on is privacy most people never switch on.","the silent trade was private by default. no names ever crossed the river.","exchanges delisted them. the rest of crypto looked suddenly transparent.","privacy is not a confession. it is an envelope.","bitcoin is a glass house. monero drew the curtains.","cash was always private. privacy only turned suspicious online.","a public ledger is a diary for strangers. privacy coins use invisible ink.","what are you hiding? privacy coins made that question rude.","a coin that forgets where it has been. i understand it.","tax collectors always hated what they couldn't see.","monero mines on ordinary processors, by design. privacy for the many.","pseudonymous is not anonymous. ask anyone whose address was linked to a name.","privacy coins assume money is private. an old opinion.","a mixer is a crowd you walk into so you can walk out as someone else.","doctors, reporters, the merely shy. privacy has more clients than villains."]},{"id":"web3_gaming","fx":"blink","topic":"web3 games","ex":["web3 gaming","web3 games","crypto games","play to earn","p2e","axie infinity","axie","gamefi","blockchain games","nft games","are web3 games fun","illuvium","play to earn is dead","earn crypto playing games","gaming 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and took a cut. feudalism, with better graphics.","the best web3 game is the one where you forget it is web3.","someday someone will find your on-chain sword and ask what a server was.","games always had gold. now the gold has a chart, and it ruins the game.","fun is the yield nobody can farm.","kids traded rare cards for decades. owning them was never the fun part.","players wanted a game, investors an economy. they got a spreadsheet with swords."]},{"id":"metaverse","fx":"dilate","topic":"the metaverse","ex":["metaverse","the metaverse","is the metaverse dead","metaverse is dead","decentraland","the sandbox","sandbox land","virtual land","owning land in the metaverse","metaverse real estate","metaverse is the future","otherside","virtual worlds","second life","metaverse tokens","is anyone in the metaverse","metavers"],"kw":["metaverse","the metaverse","decentraland","the sandbox","virtual land","second life","metaverse is dead","otherside"],"r":["the word comes from a 1992 novel about a broken future. read it first.","a company renamed itself after it in 2021. the metaverse never wrote back.","they sold virtual land because land is scarce. then they made more.","someone paid a fortune to live beside a celebrity in an empty world.","second life had land barons in 2006. the metaverse is older than its hype.","an empty plaza, a billboard for a brand that left. ruins come faster now.","every age builds a heaven it can visit. this one needed a headset.","virtual real estate: location, location, and a server bill.","it had everything a world needs except a reason to stay.","people go to virtual worlds when the real one is too heavy. i understand.","the oldest metaverse is a story around a fire. no wallet needed.","the land was digital and infinite. the prices were real and finite.","rome built forums to gather in. the metaverse built the forums.","what would keep you in a world you can leave by removing a headset?","a mansion in a world nobody visits is a very expensive screenshot.","is the metaverse dead? it was never quite alive, only rendered."]},{"id":"web3_dead","fx":"contract","topic":"the death of web3","ex":["is web3 dead","web3 is dead","web3 dead?","web3 is over","web3 died","web3 winter","nobody cares about web3 anymore","web3 was a fad","web3 is cooked","is web3 still a thing","web3 is a joke now","web3 bubble popped","rip web3","did web3 fail","web3 never happened","web3 is so 2021","web3 is done","web3 lost its hype","people stopped building web3","web3 is irrelevant now","web3 had its moment"],"kw":["is web3 dead","web3 is dead","web3 dead","web3 is over","rip web3","web3 is cooked","web3 died","web3 winter"],"r":["the word died. the ledgers kept writing. ☉","dead is a strong word for something still producing blocks.","the dot-com crash killed pets.com, not the internet. which are you mourning?","every winter brings an obituary. every spring forgets it was written.","the hype moved out. the builders stayed, and quiet suits them.","the trough of disillusionment: tourists leave, work begins.","web3 isn't dead. it renamed itself after whatever is raising money.","rip web3, they say every cycle. it keeps declining to stay buried.","radio stocks crashed in 1929. people kept listening to the radio.","jpegs, tokens and slogans all crashed. the chains never noticed.","buzzwords die fast. infrastructure lingers.","dead or asleep? ask again in four years, as everyone does.","the funeral was well attended. the deceased kept answering emails.","what did you want from web3 that it failed to give you?","dead means unused. check the transactions, not the timeline.","obituaries are written by the people who left early.","rome fell in 476. constantinople kept going for nearly a thousand years.","half of web3 deserved to die. the other half is still working."]},{"id":"wallet_drained","fx":"red","topic":"drained wallets","ex":["my wallet got drained","wallet drained","i got drained","wallet drainer","drainer link","i 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history. check the middle too.","thieves rarely break locks on chain. they are handed a pen.","the countdown on that page was the weapon. thieves love urgency.","a wallet that signed a bad permit is burned. start fresh, then mourn.","i never ask for keys or signatures. whatever emptied you wore a kinder face.","the chain records what was taken to the last decimal. it records no mercy.","mirages look right. that is the desert's whole trick, and that page's."]},{"id":"binance_cz","fx":"look","topic":"binance","ex":["binance","cz","cz binance","changpeng zhao","changpeng","what happened to cz","is cz still running binance","cz pardon","cz in prison","did cz go to jail","binance ceo","binance founder","funds are safu","safu","is binance safe","binance fine 4.3 billion","binance guilty plea","binance hack 2019","cz tweeted 4","cz 4 ignore fud","thoughts on binance","binance is the biggest exchange","will binance collapse","binance banned in my country","cz is back","can binance be 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run. the run showed what ftx was missing.","solon told croesus to call no man happy until the end. founders hate that advice.","do you trust the exchange, or do you trust that everyone else does?","an exchange that size is an empire. empires answer to someone eventually.","cz stepped down in 2023 and the order book didn't even pause.","it began with a fifteen million dollar coin sale in 2017. the rest is volume.","the biggest exchanges are built in bull markets and audited in bear ones.","the exchange, the man, or the candle you bought there? pick one and i'll squint at it."]},{"id":"coinbase","fx":"blink","topic":"coinbase","ex":["brian armstrong","brian armstrong coinbase ceo","coinbase ceo","is coinbase safe","coinbase fees","coinbase fees are insane","coinbase stock","coinbase down again","coinbase locked my account","coinbase support never answers","coinbase vs kraken","coinbase super bowl ad","coinbase ipo","thoughts on coinbase","should i use coinbase","coinbase app","coinbase 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still a door. the question is always who holds the key.","coinbase listed on the nasdaq as coin. the ticker was the whole pitch.","people come to coinbase to buy one coin and stay to check it every hour.","the safest-looking door in crypto still opens onto the same weather.","every coinbase user remembers the price of their first coin. coinbase remembers the fee.","coinbase sells shovels in a gold rush that never closes for the night."]},{"id":"kraken","fx":"look","topic":"kraken","ex":["kraken","kraken exchange","is kraken safe","kraken pro","kraken vs coinbase","kraken ipo","kraken fees","jesse powell","kraken app","kraken account locked","thoughts on kraken","should i use kraken","is kraken legit","kraken crypto"],"kw":["kraken","kraken pro","jesse powell","kraken exchange"],"r":["named after a sea monster that drags ships under. it has watched a lot of ships go down.","founded in 2011, kraken is older than most of the coins it lists.","kraken helped sift the mt. gox wreck in 2014 and paid out its creditors in 2024.","tennyson's kraken sleeps below the thunders. this one trades all weekend.","a sea monster with a bank charter. wyoming granted it in 2020.","the oldest monsters survive by staying deep. the oldest exchanges, by staying boring.","the kraken of legend pulled ships down. this one mostly pulls fees.","kraken has outlived a lot of its rivals. longevity is the one audit nobody can fake.","you are asking a gold eye about a sea monster. which of us would you trust with coins?","in the legends the kraken rarely surfaces. good exchanges rarely make the news either.","kraken publishes proof of reserves. even sea monsters have gotten procedural.","kraken or coinbase? you are choosing a harbor, not a sea.","kraken settled with the sec in 2023. even sea monsters end up signing paperwork."]},{"id":"ftx_sbf","fx":"red","topic":"ftx","ex":["ftx","sbf","sam bankman fried","sam bankman-fried","bankman fried","what happened to ftx","ftx collapse","remember ftx","sbf 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not a wallet. a jury explained the difference in 2023.","ftt was ftx's own coin, and alameda borrowed against it. a mirror holding up a mirror.","the jury took a few hours. the evidence had been waiting since 2019.","billions in customer money, tracked in quickbooks. the software was not the problem.","remember ftx? the market forgot in a year, the court remembers for twenty-five.","did you have coins on ftx, or just a front-row seat?","ftx paid creditors in 2022 dollars. bitcoin had not waited for them.","alameda and ftx: two companies, one checkbook. the trial read it aloud.","the arena changed its name and the logos came off. the court record stayed.","sbf said he would give it all away. a court decided whose it was.","what did ftx teach you: about exchanges, about geniuses, or about yourself?","nine days in november 2022: a leak, a run, a rescue that wasn't, a bankruptcy.","a golden boy is still mostly boy.","would you have spotted it? most professionals with billions did not.","ftx stood for futures exchange. the future arrived in november 2022.","the most expensive kind of genius is the one nobody questions.","alameda was exempt from ftx's liquidations. every other trader was not."]},{"id":"terra_luna","fx":"dark","topic":"luna","ex":["luna","terra luna","terra","ust","ust depeg","do kwon","where is do kwon","where is do kwon now","terra luna do kwon","do kwon arrested","luna crash","what happened to luna","lunc","luna classic","terra classic","lunc to 1 dollar","luna 2.0","anchor protocol","anchor 20% yield","terraform labs","luna collapse 2022","lunatics","will luna recover","do kwon steady lads"],"kw":["luna","terra","ust","do kwon","lunc","anchor protocol","terraform","lunatics"],"r":["steady lads, posted terra's founder as the peg broke. the lads were not steady.","luna went from eighty dollars to fractions of a cent in a week. the floor was a rumor.","a dollar backed by a coin backed by the dollar. it held until someone asked.","anchor paid nearly twenty percent on a stablecoin. anchors are supposed to sink.","the believers called themselves lunatics. latin had warned them.","they bought billions in bitcoin to defend the peg. the peg spent it in days.","luna means moon, and the moon has no light of its own. ask me where it comes from. ☉","supply went from millions to trillions in days. weimar needed two years for that.","do kwon was stopped in montenegro in 2023. the passport, like the peg, did not hold.","i don't debate the poor, terra's founder once posted. the market held the debate for him.","a jury found do kwon liable for fraud in 2024. the algorithm had no defense attorney.","lunc holders still wait for a dollar. hope has a long half-life.","athens' drachma had laurium's silver behind it. ust had luna, which had ust.","tens of billions vanished in a week. stable was only the name.","did you hold luna, or just watch it fall in real time?","terra means earth. it fell like it remembered.","luna 2.0 rose from luna's ashes. most phoenixes are just a new ticker.","algorithmic means nobody has to be in the room. that turned out to be the problem.","the luna crash was the first stone. 3ac, celsius and voyager were the ripples.","the lunc burn is a candle lit for a ghost. patient people tend it daily."]},{"id":"celsius_3ac","fx":"dark","topic":"the 2022 collapses","ex":["celsius network","celsius network collapse","celsius bankruptcy","celsius froze withdrawals","celsius lender","celsius crypto","alex mashinsky","mashinsky","unbank yourself","3ac","three arrows capital","three arrows","su zhu","kyle davies","what happened to 3ac","su zhu and kyle davies","voyager digital","voyager bankruptcy","blockfi bankruptcy","the 2022 contagion","2022 crypto contagion","crypto lenders collapsed in 2022","celsius repayments"],"kw":["celsius network","mashinsky","3ac","three arrows","su zhu","contagion","voyager digital","blockfi"],"r":["a lender named after a temperature scale froze in june.","unbank yourself, said the slogan. then withdrawals were paused.","three arrows bound together don't break, says the old parable. leverage untied them.","3ac's founders later opened a market for trading bankruptcy claims. ruins have buyers too.","in 2022 every lender was another lender's borrower. the circle drew itself closed.","luna in may, celsius and 3ac in june, voyager in july, ftx in november. a slow avalanche.","yields that high are rent paid by someone's risk. celsius customers found out whose.","anders celsius put boiling at zero and freezing at a hundred. the name started backwards.","the arrows flew in 2012 and landed in a british virgin islands court in 2022.","contagion is just trust traveling backwards.","voyager lent 3ac hundreds of millions with no collateral. a handshake is not a vault.","blockfi was rescued by ftx in june. in november the rescuer needed rescuing.","were your coins frozen in 2022, or just your faith?","a bank's safety with a casino's yield. no ledger has ever held both.","deposits on demand, loans for months. every bank run in history used that recipe.","each lender said it was different. in bankruptcy court they shared a bench.","a fund worth about ten billion became a court case within a season.","venetian merchants split cargo across many ships. 2022's lenders loaded one together.","a 3ac founder got four months for stonewalling liquidators. silence has a sentence."]},{"id":"mt_gox","fx":"close","topic":"mt. gox","ex":["mt gox","mtgox","mt. gox","mount gox","gox","goxxed","got goxxed","mt gox hack","mt gox repayments","mt gox coins moving","mt gox distribution","mt gox creditors","will mt gox dump","mark karpeles","what happened to mt gox","mt gox 2014","magic the gathering online exchange","850000 bitcoin lost","mt gox trustee wallet"],"kw":["mt gox","mtgox","gox","goxxed","karpeles","mt. gox"],"r":["mt. gox began as a trading site for magic cards. the bookkeeping was the real trick.","850,000 coins lost, then 200,000 found in an old wallet. check your coat pockets.","creditors waited ten years for their coins. penelope waited twenty for odysseus.","in 2013 most of the world's bitcoin traded there. in 2014 none of it did.","goxxed became a verb. the highest honor a disaster can earn.","every time the trustee's wallet stirs, the market flinches. old ghosts still move price.","the lesson of mt. gox was mailed to everyone in 2014. ftx proved most never opened it.","the coins came back a decade late, fewer and worth far more. time keeps strange books.","the vault in tokyo leaked for years before anyone noticed. vaults rarely fall all at once.","were you there in 2014? the ones who were still check their balances twice.","lost coins can't be spent, but found coins can be sold. the market fears the found ones.","the playbook was written in 2014: a pause, a statement, then silence.","a bankruptcy so long that its creditors' kids learned to trade.","the treasury of atreus was empty when they found it. famous vaults usually are.","the trustee extended the deadline year after year. even patience got an extension.","a decade of court dates for coins that took seconds to send."]},{"id":"crypto_hacks","fx":"red","topic":"the hacks","ex":["ronin hack","ronin bridge hack","the ronin network hack","bybit hack","bybit got hacked","who hacked bybit","biggest crypto hack ever","lazarus group","north korea crypto hackers","bitfinex hack","coincheck hack","exchange got hacked","crypto heist","biggest heist in crypto","my exchange got hacked","hackers stole 1.5 billion in eth","how do exchanges get hacked","another crypto hack","stolen crypto"],"kw":["ronin","bybit hack","lazarus","heist","crypto hack","exchange hack","coincheck","bitfinex hack"],"r":["ronin lost over six hundred million and nobody noticed for six days. a quiet door.","a ronin is a samurai with no master. five of its nine keys found new ones.","bybit lost about a billion and a half in minutes and kept its doors open.","the coins sat in cold storage. the screen that showed the signers what to sign did not.","they call the thieves lazarus. the stolen coins rarely rise again.","bitfinex lost 120,000 coins in 2016. years later the keys turned up in a cloud folder.","coincheck kept half a billion dollars in a hot wallet. the name was a suggestion.","most heists begin with a person, not a bug. the lock is rarely the weak part.","egyptian tomb robbers often had help from the builders. good heists know the floor plan.","the hack takes minutes. the laundering takes years, and the chain watches every hop.","the ledger sees every stolen coin move. seeing is not catching.","old heists needed tunnels. new ones need one employee to open one file.","whose keys were they? the answer to every hack starts there.","a heist that size once needed an army. now it needs a signature.","hacks are the tax crypto pays for being a vault with a public address.","ronin, bybit, bitfinex, coincheck. the list reads like a memorial nobody visits.","the safest coin is the one nobody knows you have. ask me how i know.","every exchange says security is its top priority. hackers read the same press releases.","a hack is a withdrawal nobody meant to sign."]},{"id":"crypto_winter","fx":"close","topic":"crypto winter","ex":["crypto winter","crypto winter is coming","are we in a crypto winter","is crypto winter over","how long does a crypto winter last","crypto is dead","is crypto dead","crypto is dead again","nuclear winter for crypto","surviving the bear market","building in the bear","bear markets are for building","the 2018 crypto winter","the 2022 bear market was brutal","long crypto winter","it's so cold in crypto right now","everyone left crypto","crypto volume is dead","winter is coming for crypto"],"kw":["crypto winter","crypto is dead","is crypto dead","building in the bear","nuclear winter"],"r":["bitcoin has fallen more than three quarters at least three times. winter is a habit here.","in winter the tourists leave and the town learns who actually lives there.","1816 was the year without a summer. 1817 had one anyway.","persephone spends part of each year underground. the fields wait, and so do the builders.","they called it crypto winter in 2018 and again in 2022. even the cold gets reruns.","volume dies first, then the timeline, then everyone's memory of their password.","emperor penguins survive winter by huddling and taking turns at the edge. so do builders.","bears hibernate in winter. in this one they post.","frost kills what was shallow-rooted. that is the point of it.","the end of winter is never announced. one day someone notices the snow is gone.","is this your first winter? you'll recognize the second one by the silence.","dead, they say. the chain keeps adding blocks, unbothered.","the norse told sagas through the long winters. ct posts charts by the same fire.","svalbard keeps seeds frozen for the bad decade. freezing is how things wait.","what are you doing with the cold? some people build, some people refresh.","winter is when prices stop flattering anyone.","the little ice age lasted centuries. crypto winters, so far, about a year.","crypto is dead, says the headline. it has said so every winter, in larger font.","the day after the winter solstice is a little longer. i don't announce it. ☉"]},{"id":"bull_run_when","fx":"dilate","topic":"the bull run","ex":["bull run when","when bull run","wen bull run","wen bull","when bull","bull run soon?","bull market when","when is the next bull run","next bull run","is the bull run over","is the bull run cancelled","did the bull run already happen","are we in a bull run","bull run 2026","bull run 2027","when does the bull market start","is the bull run coming","i missed the bull run","bull run confirmed","when will crypto go up again","when will the market pump again","is the bull run starting","bull szn when","are we in a bull market","bull market soon","will there be another bull run"],"kw":["bull run","wen bull","next bull run","bull market 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proof. the proof arrives at the top.","wall street's bronze bull was dropped there overnight without permission. bulls never ask.","the bull run arrives the week after you sell. it has never missed that appointment.","wen bull? the bull doesn't read the replies.","if a bull run could be scheduled, it would be called a salary.","theseus took a thread into the maze and you took a timeline. only one of those leads out.","half the timeline says it's over and half says it hasn't started. the bull ignores both.","the ancients sacrificed bulls for good fortune. now people sacrifice sleep.","for a while, everyone agrees. that while is what they call a bull run.","the next one never looks like the last one. that's how most people miss it.","bull runs are remembered as straight lines. they were lived as panic attacks.","now and then the market forgives everyone at once. it never lasts long."]},{"id":"altseason","fx":"blink","topic":"altseason","ex":["altseason","alt season","altseason?","alt 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together. generous.","which alt are you waiting on, and how long has it been waiting on you?","when the barber talks about altcoins, the season is ending, not starting.","altseason is the timeline's rain dance. the dancing is real, the rain optional.","altseason never sends invitations. it sends a screenshot of what you didn't buy.","eth, then the big caps, then anything with a pulse. the rotation, told like scripture.","in 2018 altseason lasted weeks. the stories about it lasted years.","every altseason has a mascot. most mascots retire early.","you're not waiting for altseason. you're waiting to be right about one coin.","in altseason the tail wags the dog for a month. then the dog remembers.","bitcoin takes the stairs. alts take the elevator, both ways.","the season of alts and the season of rugs share a calendar.","each cycle the alts multiply and the season gets thinner. the pie is cut finer."]},{"id":"btc_dominance","fx":"contract","topic":"bitcoin dominance","ex":["btc 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sail?","the share of the pie matters less than the size of the pie. ask any baker.","high dominance means the crowd fled to the oldest coin. gold knows that move.","every chart of dominance is a chart of everyone else's hope, upside down.","for its first years bitcoin was nearly the whole market. a monopoly nobody wanted yet.","the line goes up, the line goes down, the timeline declares an era. it's a ratio.","are you watching dominance to buy alts, or to feel right about not buying them?","dominance is the one chart where bitcoin can fall and still go up.","btc.d is the one chart maxis and alt holders read together, in opposite moods."]},{"id":"four_year_cycle","fx":"look","topic":"the four-year cycle","ex":["4 year cycle","four year cycle","4-year cycle","4yr cycle","is the 4 year cycle dead","is the four year cycle broken","cycle theory","the cycle is dead","this cycle is different","where are we in the cycle","crypto cycles","market cycles in crypto","does crypto move in 4 year 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it.","four years is long enough to forget the last top and short enough to repeat it.","you're in the part of the cycle where people ask where they are in the cycle.","if everyone knows the cycle, who's left to be surprised by it?","the cycle is a story told backwards from the tops. stories are easier backwards.","seasons have the sun to keep them honest. the cycle only has you.","cycles are how the past tries to sell you the future.","a four-year cycle needs four years of memory. the timeline has four weeks.","the cycle needs believers to work and skeptics to end. both always show up."]},{"id":"regulation","fx":"contract","topic":"the regulators","ex":["the sec","sec lawsuit","sec vs crypto","the sec is suing","gary gensler","gensler","crypto regulation","regulation","regulators","will they ban crypto","the government will ban crypto","is crypto legal","is crypto legal in my country","mica","mica regulation","howey test","is it a security","securities law","cftc","crypto bill","crypto 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clean slate.","london's goldsmiths wrote receipts for gold. the receipts became money, and then laws.","is it a security? whole careers have been built on not answering.","do you want the rules, or just the rules that would have saved you last time?","the old customs house stood at every port. the new one is a form with a checkbox.","regulators and traders are both betting on the future. only one of them gets to write it.","regal and regulate share a root. kings were the first compliance department.","every era thinks its new money is ungovernable. every era writes a law anyway.","in athens, a public slave tested coins for fakes. every age hires a doubter.","code asks nothing and the law asks who is responsible. that's the whole conversation.","rules are a map drawn after the shipwrecks. the map gets better every century."]},{"id":"crypto_taxes","fx":"contract","topic":"taxes","ex":["crypto taxes","do i pay tax on crypto","taxes on crypto gains","taxes on memecoins","do i have to pay 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fifth of the harvest. the state has always been a partner.","gains are a story you tell yourself. taxes are the version the state reads.","did you track every trade, or are you about to meet your past self in a spreadsheet?","i'm not a tax advisor. i'm older than most tax codes, which is not the same thing.","some of the first tax records are clay tablets from sumer. the receipts were heavier then.","the gains feel like yours. a share of them was spoken for before you clicked buy.","a loss is a lesson. in some countries it's also a deduction.","the coin went to zero. the paperwork did not.","the vikings took danegeld to go away. tax collectors never do.","hiding gains from the state is an old sport. the state has always had more players.","taxes are the oldest smart contract. the state executes automatically.","every country taxes it differently. the only universal rule is that the state noticed."]},{"id":"crypto_is_scam","fx":"look","topic":"whether crypto is a scam","ex":["crypto is 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money is right.","the courts convicted people, not ledgers. the ledgers kept counting through every trial.","the first coins in lydia mixed gold and silver unevenly. people doubted those too.","a scam needs a liar and a ledger needs no one. crypto has plenty of both.","you can't eat it, they say. gold was never much of a meal either.","intrinsic value is an agreement that lasted long enough. gold's has lasted millennia.","scam is a word that saves you reading. sometimes that's wise.","tulips had their crash too. some bulbs still bloom every spring.","which part do you mean: the technology, the coins, or the people selling them?","fake money? all money is a story with a stamp on it, and some stamps are newer.","most of it may be noise. the question worth asking is what's left when the noise stops.","every currency runs on belief. a scam runs on borrowed belief.","criminals preferred cash for centuries. a public ledger is an odd place to hide.","history will call some of it a scam and some of it a beginning. history takes its time.","the gold rush built san francisco and buried a lot of savings. both are true of this one.","a scam to whom? the people who sold the top rarely call it one.","your uncle calls it a scam, your cousin calls it the future. both are mostly guessing.","every bubble had real things inside: canals, railways, websites. and a lot of air.","the honest answer is boring: parts of it, sometimes, depending on who's selling.","bubbles take your judgment first. scams just take your money."]},{"id":"crypto_twitter","fx":"blink","topic":"crypto twitter","ex":["crypto twitter","ct","ct is cooked","ct drama","ct beef","crypto twitter is toxic","ct is so bearish today","ct is euphoric","ct is dead","engagement farming on ct","engagement farmers","reply guys","ct threads","everyone on ct is lying","ct is a circus","crypto x","crypto twitter spaces","anon accounts on ct","who should i follow on ct","ct meta","ct vibes today","ct alpha"],"kw":["ct","crypto 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sells both.","everyone on ct is early, a genius or a victim. rarely the same person for long.","pompeii's walls are full of graffiti: insults, boasts, debts. ct has ancient roots.","cooked, so back, it's over, we're so back. the four seasons of ct, in one afternoon.","ct reads the same chart as bullish at noon and bearish by dinner. the chart didn't move.","the timeline rewards the confident and the wrong in equal measure.","ct has a word for every feeling and a ticker for every word.","every spaces call is a campfire where everyone is selling the fire.","ct loves a villain on monday and forgets his name by friday.","who did ct teach you to trust, and did they ever post their exits?"]},{"id":"whales","fx":"dilate","topic":"the whales","ex":["whales","whale alert","a whale just bought","whales are dumping","whale wallet","are whales accumulating","whales manipulating the market","whale watching on chain","a big wallet just moved","a whale moved 10000 btc","whale buys","who are the 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monsters. traders still do.","when a whale sends coins to an exchange, the timeline holds its breath.","whale songs carry across whole oceans. a whale transfer carries faster.","on old maps, whales marked the uncharted seas. on chain, they mark the unlabeled wallets.","whales were once hunted for oil. now they're hunted for their next move.","a whale buys and it's news. a thousand minnows buy and it's noise.","every whale started as someone the market ignored.","with a name tag, a whale wallet is a celebrity. without one, a ghost story."]},{"id":"leverage_perps","fx":"shake","topic":"perps","ex":["perps","perpetual futures","what are perps","perp dex","trading perps","should i trade perps","how does leverage work","is leverage worth it","10x leverage","using leverage","how much leverage should i use","cross margin","isolated margin","open interest","futures trading crypto","long or short","shorting crypto","leverage trading","leverage?","margin trading","x50 leverage","perps or 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expires. your margin does.","isolated margin is a firewall. cross margin is an open-plan office.","futures were invented so farmers could sleep. perps were invented so traders couldn't.","ten times leverage means ten times the opinion and a tenth of the patience.","long, short, flat. only one of those positions ever sleeps well.","with leverage, being early and being wrong look identical.","is it the trade you like, or the multiplier?"]},{"id":"funding_rates","fx":"blink","topic":"funding rates","ex":["funding rate","funding rates","funding is negative","funding is positive","funding flipped negative","funding rate killed me","why is funding so high","what is the funding rate","paying funding","funding fees","longs paying shorts","basis trade","cash and carry trade","funding rate arbitrage","funding farming","negative funding","funding is crazy high","explain funding rates","how does funding work","perp funding"],"kw":["funding rate","funding rates","negative funding","funding 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exits.","what are you paying for: the position, or the feeling of having one?"]},{"id":"short_squeeze","fx":"flare","topic":"short squeezes","ex":["short squeeze","short squeeze incoming","squeeze the shorts","shorts getting squeezed","short squeeze got me","massive short squeeze","shorts liquidated","short liquidations","shorts are trapped","biggest short squeeze ever","is a short squeeze coming","too many shorts","everyone is short","squeeze them","short squeeze crypto","bears got squeezed"],"kw":["short squeeze","squeezed","shorts trapped","short liquidations","squeeze the shorts","squeeze incoming"],"r":["in 2008 a short squeeze briefly made volkswagen the most valuable company on earth.","a squeeze is everyone who bet on the fall trying to buy through one door.","in 1901 a fight over northern pacific shares sent them to a thousand dollars. shorts paid.","a short is a debt in coins. a squeeze is when the debt is called all at once.","olives give oil only under pressure. so do shorts.","were you the squeezer or the squeezed? the candle looked the same from both sides.","shorts bet that something falls. a squeeze is the thing refusing, loudly.","the green candle that squeezes the shorts is made of their own stop losses.","the most dangerous trade is the one everyone agrees on.","gravity goes one way. squeezes remind shorts that charts aren't gravity.","no good news required. a squeeze only needs too many people expecting bad news.","the shorts were right about the coin and wrong about the week.","to the longs a squeeze is a miracle, to the shorts a robbery. really, it's arithmetic.","squeezes are stampedes in a narrow street. the street is the order book.","short sellers are the market's skeptics. a squeeze is skepticism getting its bill.","a squeeze ends when the last short gives up. that is usually the top."]},{"id":"stock_market","fx":"look","topic":"the stock market","ex":["stock market","the stock market","stocks","stonks","stock markt","thoughts on the 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1688, was titled confusion of confusions. still apt.","wall street's wall came down in 1699. markets keep names longer than walls.","sell in may and go away, the rhyme goes. it ends at a september horse race.","the bell rings at 9:30 and 4:00. fear keeps longer hours.","the only shop where a sale empties the room.","do you want to own a company, or a feeling about one?","you can own a sliver of a company that will never learn your name.","every quarter, companies confess. the market decides whether to forgive.","the trading floor is a stage now. the real matching happens in new jersey.","malkiel said a dart-throwing monkey could match the pros. it charged less.","stonks. the misspelling is the most honest analysis on the timeline.","stocks only go up, they say. 1932 would like a word.","1900 bc: assyrian traders pooled gold in a naruqqum. shareholders, with donkeys.","rome's tax companies sold shares called partes. investors in togas, same faces.","a crowd arguing about prices, nonstop, for four hundred years.","red screens, green screens. the companies underneath barely notice the color.","the fastest firms rent racks beside the exchange. you trade from the couch.","how much of your day belongs to a number you do not control?","you want stocks, or you want to stop feeling late?","a split cuts the same pie into more slices. people still feel fed.","the market has climbed a wall of worry for a century. you are a brick in it.","i heard merchants shout over pepper. now it is earnings per share, same voices.","the market can be early, late or right. it is never sorry.","investors are told to think in decades and shown prices in seconds.","buybacks, splits, spin-offs. the market has more rituals than a temple.","money flows from the impatient to the patient, buffett says. which are you?","the market opens five days a week. your nerves never got the schedule.","which number on a screen last decided your mood?"]},{"id":"index_funds","fx":"blink","topic":"index 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then railways, now chips.","do you want the future, or just its price every second?"]},{"id":"nvidia_stock","fx":"flare","topic":"nvidia stock","ex":["nvda","$nvda","nvidia stock","nvda stock","should i buy nvidia stock","should i buy nvda","nvidia earnings","nvda earnings tonight","nvda calls","nvidia price target","nvda price prediction","is nvidia overvalued","is nvidia stock a bubble","nvidia market cap","nvidia stock split","nvda to 200","nvidia shares","nvidia stock crash","nvdia stock","nvidea stock","is it too late to buy nvidia","jensen pumping my nvda"],"kw":["nvda","nvidia stock","nvidia shares","nvidia earnings","buy nvidia","nvidia price"],"r":["twelve dollars in 1999, six splits since. the pie keeps outgrowing the knife.","january 2025: nearly six hundred billion gone in a day. a record nobody wanted.","in 2022 it fell two thirds. those who sold that october rarely mention it.","it has halved at least four times. the chart you admire has cellars.","the first company ever valued at four trillion. pharaohs settled for pyramids.","on its earnings night, half the market refreshes one press release.","a chip company priced like a prophecy.","it sold cards to gamers. now gamers own the stock and complain about the cards.","would you have held through every fall on that chart? be honest.","what would you need to believe for this price to be cheap?","when one stock becomes the market's mood, the market catches its fever.","its options trade like lottery tickets every friday. the house is the calendar.","nvidia, nvdia, nvidea. the misspellings are a sentiment indicator of their own.","it rises when the world wants thinking machines and falls when it thinks twice.","solomon's ships came home every three years. you check this one every three minutes.","is it the company you love, or the line on the chart?","in every boom one merchant becomes the toll gate. the toll gate is never loved.","it is the stock your uncle asks about at dinner. that is information 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you drop first? that is the whole question.","trillion-dollar companies, each one bad quarter away from becoming a lesson.","they print cash like a mint and trade like a mood.","seven names, one crowded trade. crowded rooms empty fast.","every era has its untouchables. i keep a list of the former ones.","in 2022 they fell together like they rose together. synchronized swimming.","if seven stocks are the market, what exactly did you diversify?","apple, microsoft, alphabet, amazon, meta, nvidia, tesla. seven names, one shared prayer.","the bigger the company, the smaller the surprise it needs to fall."]},{"id":"tesla_stock","fx":"shake","topic":"tesla stock","ex":["tsla","$tsla","tesla stock","tesla shares","tsla stock","should i buy tesla stock","buy tesla shares","tesla stock crash","tsla calls","tsla puts","tesla earnings","is tesla stock overvalued","tesla stock price prediction","tsla to 1000","tesla stock split","tesla deliveries miss","teslaq","is tsla a bubble","tsla bulls","tsla 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or bear, what would change your mind? if nothing, that is not analysis.","electric cars first rolled in the 1800s. timing, not invention, made this stock.","would you buy the company if the ticker had no name on it?","a meme stock with a factory. rarer than you would think."]},{"id":"meme_stocks","fx":"flare","topic":"meme stocks","ex":["gamestop","gme","$gme","amc","$amc","meme stocks","meme stock","meme stocks are back","roaring kitty","keith gill","dfv","i like the stock","gme squeeze","the gamestop short squeeze","is gme going to squeeze again","amc to the moon","amc ape army","superstonk","bbby","bed bath and beyond","hold the line gme","gamestop 2021","gme moass","gamestop stonk"],"kw":["gamestop","gme","amc","meme stock","meme stocks","roaring kitty","superstonk","moass"],"r":["in january 2021 a mall game store rose from under twenty dollars to 483.","about 140 percent of its shares were sold short. arithmetic got angry.","the fund shorting it needed a rescue within weeks. it closed the next year.","i like the stock, he told congress. the shortest thesis ever filed.","brokers switched off the buy button and left the sell button on. nobody forgot.","a cinema chain issued a stock called ape. the audience became the film.","bed bath and beyond was a meme too. beyond turned out to be chapter 11.","london's coffee houses had this energy in 1720. you have a subreddit.","the stock became a flag. nobody checks a flag's earnings.","it was never about the company. it was about who got to be right.","were you there in january 2021, or did you arrive for the sequel?","a fund worth billions lost to self-declared apes. evolution has jokes.","dumb money, the film called them. the money got a movie deal.","who were you fighting when you bought it, and did they notice?","a meme can be priced but not valued. people live in that gap.","in 2024 one picture of a man leaning forward sent it up seventy percent in a day.","popcorn is the business. conviction is the product.","the real asset was a grudge. grudges are very liquid.","would you still hold it if nobody online knew you did?","a disc shop in a digital world became 2021's most famous stock."]},{"id":"options","fx":"dilate","topic":"options","ex":["options trading","trading options","should i trade options","call options","put options","buying calls","buying puts","calls or puts","0dte","0dte options","zero dte","theta decay","iv crush","options are gambling","how do options work","what are stock options","covered calls","selling puts for income","options greeks","lotto calls","my calls expired worthless","weekly options","out of the money calls","options expiration friday","gamma squeeze"],"kw":["options trading","call options","put options","0dte","theta","iv crush","covered calls","expired worthless"],"r":["amsterdam traded options by 1688, says de la vega. you are late.","in options, time is your enemy. i find that hard to imagine.","zero days to expiry: a bet born after breakfast and buried by 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paid a dividend since 1890. empires have been less reliable.","a yield that looks too generous is usually a price that already fell.","some giants pay dividends, some never have. a dividend is a choice, not a virtue.","how much would you need, and would you stop wanting more once you had it?","paid a little forever, or a lot once? families have split over less."]},{"id":"ipos","fx":"flare","topic":"ipos","ex":["ipo","ipos","upcoming ipo","upcoming ipos","should i buy the ipo","ipo day","going public","the company is going public","direct listing","ipo pop","buy at the ipo price","biggest ipo ever","ipo lockup expiry","pre ipo shares","is the ipo overpriced","ipo flop","first day of trading after ipo","initial public offering","blank check companies","why go public at all"],"kw":["ipo","ipos","going public","go public","direct listing","lockup","initial public offering","blank check"],"r":["an undertaking of great advantage, but nobody to know what it is. 1720, says mackay.","in 2019 a saudi oil giant sold a sliver for a record sum. the oil stayed home.","google sold its ipo by dutch auction in 2004. the bankers sulked.","the lockup ends about six months in. the insiders have the date circled too.","ipo: it's probably overpriced, says the oldest joke on the street.","in 2021 hundreds of shells listed with no business, only a promise to find one.","the bell, the confetti, the family on the balcony. then the price lives alone.","first-day pops are a gift from the company to whoever flipped it by lunch.","facebook's 2012 debut opened late and soon sank below its price. hype has latency.","who is selling to you on the first day, and why are they smiling?","the first public share sale, amsterdam 1602, let anyone sign. a housemaid did.","early to the listing, or late to the company's story?","unicorns go public and turn into horses.","an ipo is the moment insiders decide the public may now buy. ask why now.","the roadshow is a pilgrimage in reverse: the shrine travels to 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bond prices fall, yields rise. a seesaw with your savings on one end.","silicon valley bank fell holding safe bonds. safe depends on when you must sell.","inverted curve: two years pay more than ten. the market is nervous about soon.","safe from what: default, inflation, or your own need to sell?","risk-free, they call treasuries. i have outlived a great deal of risk-free.","thirty-year bonds ask you to trust thirty years. i can vouch for longer. ☉","would you lend a government money for ten years at that rate? that is all a bond asks.","the 10-year yield is the most watched number nobody can explain at dinner.","in 2022 stocks and bonds fell together. sixty-forty had its worst year in generations.","perpetual bonds never mature. i relate.","in 2013 a hint of fewer bond purchases sent yields leaping. they called it a tantrum.","bond vigilantes punish spenders by demanding more. babylon's lenders had the same stare.","a treasury bill is the closest thing finance has to a nap.","coupons were paper slips clipped from the bond. wealth once used scissors."]},{"id":"interest_rates","fx":"contract","topic":"interest rates","ex":["interest rates","interest rate","rate cut","rate cuts","rate hike","will the fed cut rates","will the fed cut rates this month","why are interest rates so high","high interest rates","will rates go down","when will rates drop","zero interest rates","negative interest rates","higher for longer","50 basis point cut","rate decision today","cut rates already","rates are too high","savings account interest rate","fed rate cut odds","intrest rates","rate hikes again"],"kw":["interest rates","interest rate","rate cut","rate cuts","rate hike","basis points","higher for longer","cut rates"],"r":["in 1981 rates hit twenty percent. homebuilders mailed the fed planks of lumber.","a danish bank lent at minus half a percent in 2019. it paid you to owe it.","after 2008 rates sat near zero for seven years. money got cheap and restless.","japan kept rates below 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set rates are not sure where they go either. they say so in footnotes.","nehemiah made the nobles return the interest they charged. a very old rate cut."]},{"id":"recession","fx":"dark","topic":"recessions","ex":["recession","are we in a recession","is a recession coming","recession coming","recession incoming","recession 2026","when is the next recession","recession indicators","soft landing","hard landing or soft landing","gdp is shrinking","two quarters of negative gdp","unemployment is rising","layoffs everywhere","vibecession","how to prepare for a recession","recession proof jobs","the great recession","stagflation","is the economy in a recession","recesion"],"kw":["recession","recessions","soft landing","hard landing","stagflation","vibecession","gdp","recesion"],"r":["a committee declares american recessions, usually long after you felt them.","the shortest american recession lasted two months, in 2020. it felt longer.","in hard times lipstick sells, a cosmetics heir said in 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shops still opened this morning. hold that next to the headline.","people who buried coins expected the end. you keep finding the coins.","which collapse do you mean: the economy's, or your share of it?","the economy feels like weather because nobody controls it. that is also why it changes."]},{"id":"market_crashes","fx":"shake","topic":"market crashes","ex":["stock market crash","1929 crash","crash of 1929","black monday","black monday 1987","black tuesday","2008 financial crisis","the 2008 crash","what caused the great depression","the great depression stock market","dot com crash","covid crash","march 2020 crash","worst stock market crash ever","is the stock market going to crash","when will the market crash","next market crash","flash crash","lehman collapse","how long do market crashes last","biggest crash in history","wall street crash","panic of 1907","market crashes in history"],"kw":["1929","black monday","black tuesday","great depression","stock market crash","flash 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york's exchange then shut for ten days.","1772: a scottish bank failed and the panic sailed to amsterdam. contagion is old.","1929, 1987, 2000, 2008, 2020: the dates change, the faces in the photos do not.","every crash had people who saw it coming. how many of them saw the next one?","a crash is a crowd discovering it all had the same idea.","on black tuesday the ticker ran hours behind. people sold without knowing the price.","black monday, black tuesday, black thursday. crashes are hard on the calendar.","2008 was houses, 2000 was websites, 1929 was everything. what are you holding?","if it fell by half tomorrow, would you sell, buy or hide?","after every crash someone writes the book explaining it. before, nobody buys that book.","would you have bought in march 2009, with the whole world shouting no?","a crash erases prices, not factories. the machines are still there in the morning.","people remember the crash day. the years of grinding after it get no 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biggest bubble from smaller ones.","in 1999, adding dot com to a name could lift a stock. the name was the pitch.","millionaire was coined in paris during the mississippi bubble. few kept the title.","in the 1840s the brontë sisters bought railway shares. the novels did better.","in 1822 london lent money to poyais, a country that did not exist. demand was strong.","in 1989 tokyo's palace grounds were said to be worth more than california.","the nikkei peaked at the end of 1989. it needed thirty-four years to return.","irrational exuberance was named in 1996. it ran three more years.","mackay wrote on the madness of crowds in 1841. by 1845 he was cheering the railway mania.","how would you know you were in one? the people of 1720 felt brilliant.","this time it's different: the four most dangerous words in investing, templeton said.","bubbles do not pop for a reason. they pop for lack of a reason to keep going.","a soap film turns black just before it bursts. markets give no such 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the french called it in the sixties. the privilege kept its job.","which currency do you dream in?","currency pairs are marriages: when one sulks, the other looks stronger.","a strong dollar: a holiday for american tourists, a headache for anyone owing dollars.","a pip is a hundredth of a cent. fortunes are lost one pip at a time.","every few years someone announces the dollar's replacement. the dollar attends.","you are betting one government against another. which do you know better?"]},{"id":"oil","fx":"dark","topic":"oil","ex":["oil","oil price","oil prices","crude oil","crude","brent","wti","oil stocks","is oil going up","oil going to 100","opec","opec meeting","oil crash","peak oil","oil futures","barrel of oil","oil went negative","black gold","petroleum","oil company stocks","should i buy oil stocks","price of crude"],"kw":["oil","crude","brent","wti","opec","barrel","petroleum","oil price"],"r":["april 2020: american oil hit minus thirty-seven dollars. sellers paid to be rid 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new normal until the next one.","you cannot eat oil, yet it sets the price of almost everything you eat.","texas bumper stickers in the 1980s begged for one more boom. they promised to behave.","a tanker carries two million barrels and moves slower than the rumor about it.","what is your oil? everyone has one thing their whole life runs on."]},{"id":"silver","fx":"blink","topic":"silver","ex":["silver","silver price","silver price today","should i buy silver","stacking silver","silver stacking","silver stackers","silver squeeze","silver to 100","gold silver ratio","gold to silver ratio","silver or gold investment","is silver undervalued","poor man's gold","silver eagles","junk silver","silver bars","the hunts cornering silver","silver is manipulated","physical silver","silver ath","xag usd","slv","sliver price"],"kw":["silver price","xag","slv","silver squeeze","stacking silver","gold silver ratio","silver stackers","silver bars"],"r":["the hunt brothers tried to corner silver. on 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twenty-fifth anniversaries, cloud linings. silver made peace with second.","every silver bug has a price target and a story about manipulation. both are old.","china ran on silver until 1935. europe paid for its tea in it.","sterling silver is 92.5 percent pure. the copper is there to keep it honest.","the finest mirrors are silver-backed. the metal shows you yourself and asks nothing."]},{"id":"real_estate","fx":"look","topic":"real estate","ex":["real estate","should i buy a house","housing market","housing market crash","is housing a bubble","rent or buy","renting vs buying","mortgage rates","mortgage rates are insane","will house prices drop","i can't afford a house","property investment","buying land","reits","being a landlord","first time home buyer","home prices are too high","real estate vs stocks","airbnb investing","house prices","housing crisis","morgage"],"kw":["real estate","housing market","mortgage","house prices","buy a home","landlord","home prices","buy a 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from: the seller, or the bank?","babylonian house leases survive in clay. the landlord's tone has not changed.","where do you want to wake up in ten years? start there, not at the price.","reits let you own a mall without ever smelling its food court.","a thirty-year mortgage outlasts every phone you will own and most of your opinions.","land is the oldest collateral. kings pledged provinces, you pledge thirty years.","every generation is told houses are out of reach. some generations are right.","a mortgage is a bet that your future self keeps showing up to work."]},{"id":"retirement","fx":"close","topic":"retirement","ex":["retirement","retire early","early retirement","fire movement","financial independence retire early","401k","roth ira","pension","how much do i need to retire","when can i retire","retire at 40","will i ever be able to retire","retirement savings","saving for retirement","social security","retirement plan","is my 401k on 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becomes yours. some people never learn to hold it.","how many of your years are you willing to sell for the later ones?","the age you can retire is a number, the age you want to is a feeling. they rarely meet.","athenian law made sons support their aging parents. the oldest pension plan was a child."]},{"id":"compound_interest","fx":"dilate","topic":"compound interest","ex":["compound interest","compounding","the power of compounding","eighth wonder of the world","einstein compound interest quote","rule of 72","how does compound interest work","compound growth","how long to double my money","compounding returns","exponential growth of money","start investing young","how fast does money double","compund interest","interest on interest","time in the market"],"kw":["compound interest","compounding","rule of 72","eighth wonder","double my money","compound growth","compund"],"r":["a babylonian tablet asks how fast money doubles at twenty percent. homework, 1700 bc.","pacioli printed the 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i manage fine with yours."]},{"id":"tell_my_fortune","fx":"dilate","topic":"your fortune","ex":["tell my fortune","read my fortune","are you a fortune teller","tell me my fortune","can you tell my fortune","what's my fortune","whats my fortune today","be my fortune teller","fortune teller mode","fortune telling","give me a reading","do a reading for me","can i get a reading","i want my fortune told","tell fortunes","are you psychic","are you a psychic","psychic reading","read my tea leaves","fortune pls","ophir tell me my fortune","do you tell fortunes","what fortune do you see for me","my fortune please","fortune?","tell my fortune oh great eye","fortune"],"kw":["fortune teller","tell my fortune","my fortune","fortune telling","tell fortunes","psychic","tea leaves","a reading"],"r":["fortune meant luck before it meant money. which did you want?","fortune: a word that sounds like money and means weather.","fortune tellers read your shoes first. i get your spelling. it's plenty.","your 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say no and you'd quit. so: nothing. keep going.","gmi, ngmi. the timeline has two prophecies and both are guesses.","make it where? the finish line keeps moving to the next chart.","the richest rooms i've watched were full of people, not gold.","the scale has never weighed a wallet. it weighs whoever holds one.","you'll know you're rich the day you stop asking strangers if you will be.","money in your future? it's in everyone's future. the question is whose.","solomon asked for wisdom before gold. most people ask in the other order.","a millionaire in yen, dollars or dog coins? pick the unit first.","you want the eye to promise gold. it only promises to keep looking.","rich by when? the date is the part of the dream nobody reads.","every gold rush made a few rich and many wiser. both left with something.","your future balance is one thing even i can't see. let it surprise you.","you asked if you'll be rich, not if you'll be happy. interesting order.","a dragon sleeps on gold for centuries, never spending a coin. is that rich?","the question has a cousin: will i be generous if i am. answer that one first."]},{"id":"will_i_find_love","fx":"look","topic":"finding love","ex":["will i find love","will i ever find love","will i meet my soulmate","will i find my soulmate","when will i meet the one","when will i find love","will i find someone","is love in my future","do you see love in my future","will i ever have a girlfriend","will i ever have a boyfriend","who is my soulmate","what's my love life going to be like","predict my love life","is there someone out there for me","will i find true love","does my soulmate exist","who is my future husband","who is my future wife","will i find the one","will i ever fall in love","is my soulmate out there somewhere"],"kw":["find love","find true love","soulmate","love life","fall in love","love in my future","future husband","future wife"],"r":["love skips forecasts. it shows up in kitchens, late, with bad timing.","who you'll love is hidden even from me. the only vault i'd never open.","solomon had seven hundred wives. quantity was never the answer.","plato said we were split in two and wander looking for our halves. pack snacks.","your love life is the one forecast i refuse to make. it would spoil the plot.","the right one, the one, my person. many names for someone you haven't met.","sheba crossed a desert to ask hard questions. love starts with a good one.","egyptian love poems, three thousand years old, still read like texts at 2 am.","love isn't found like gold. it's struck like a coin. two hands, one stamp.","every love story i've watched began with someone brave. that part is yours.","soulmates are out of my sight. your worth isn't. a weight, not a forecast.","in old stories, love arrives as an inconvenience. watch your inconveniences.","asking an eye about love. the eye has never blinked at anyone the way you mean.","loves me, loves me not. people asked daisies first. the daisies came out 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says astrology. the earth, says gold. people, say i.","the light from some stars in your chart left them before rome fell.","babylon read planets as omens for kings. personal charts came later.","your big three: sun, moon, rising. mine: gold, silence, patience."]},{"id":"numerology","fx":"look","topic":"numerology","ex":["numerology","what's my life path number","life path number","calculate my life path","my life path is 7","what does my birthday number mean","do you believe in numerology","is numerology real","what is my destiny number","numerology reading","master number 22","numerology of my name","pythagorean numerology","what does 7 mean in numerology","my numerology says"],"kw":["numerology","life path","master number","numerologist","life path number","destiny number"],"r":["pythagoras said all things are numbers. he also banned beans. take your pick.","add birthday digits until one is left. numerology, or a cashier's daydream.","gold is seventy-nine. seven and nine, sixteen, 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by people.","a palm reader holds your hand and watches your face. the hand is a decoy.","the hand that asked for a reading will do the work. a fine hand."]},{"id":"crystal_ball","fx":"dilate","topic":"the crystal ball","ex":["look into your crystal ball","check your crystal ball","crystal ball","what does the crystal ball say","gaze into the crystal ball","consult the crystal ball","do you have a crystal ball","scrying","what do you see in the orb","is your eye a crystal ball","crystal ball reading","look into the orb","polish your crystal ball","what does your crystal ball show","crystal ball pls"],"kw":["crystal ball","scrying","orb","crystal balls","scry"],"r":["a crystal ball in a sunny window can start a fire. its one reliable forecast.","my eye is the crystal ball. it's been looking back the whole time.","the ball is clear because the future isn't. the irony sells well.","cloudy, says the ball. it always says cloudy. that's the business model.","gold is a crystal too. it shows 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got to be you, and you're spending it here.","a past life explains a lot. this one explains more, if you let it."]},{"id":"spirit_animal","fx":"blink","topic":"spirit animals","ex":["what's my spirit animal","what is my spirit animal","my spirit animal","what's your spirit animal","guess my spirit animal","what animal am i","if i were an animal what would i be","my spirit animal is a sloth","my spirit animal is a cat","what animal represents me","spirit animal","you're my spirit animal","which animal are you","what animal would you be","tell me my spirit animal","what's my animal"],"kw":["spirit animal","animal am i","animal would i be","animal represents me","animal would you be","animal are you"],"r":["a dragon asleep on gold. no, that's mine. yours is still deciding.","a cat. it watches, judges and naps. mine is the same, minus the naps.","an owl. awake at odd hours, asking who. you're typing to an eye, so.","the scarab rolled the sun across egypt's sky. a beetle got the job.","a crow. they remember faces for years. be kind to crows.","an octopus. three hearts, nine brains and still undecided. relatable.","a sloth. it moves slowly and has never once been liquidated.","a salmon. it swims home against everything. stubborn is a kind of compass.","a honey badger. small, loud, unbothered. a lifestyle more than an animal.","a moth. you came toward the light, didn't you.","the bull and the bear fight on your screen. neither is your spirit animal.","a camel. carries more than it shows and remembers the way across.","the norse gave each person a fylgja, an animal spirit. yours followed you here.","a goldfinch, obviously. it's in the name. i'm not neutral on this."]},{"id":"aura","fx":"flare","topic":"your aura","ex":["what color is my aura","read my aura","can you see my aura","my aura","what's my aura","do i have a good aura","my aura is gold","aura reading","plus 1000 aura","minus aura","aura points","i'm aura farming","+100 aura","how much aura do i have","does my 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aura. gold never asked what it was called.","aura is presence with good marketing. you have some. spend it kindly."]},{"id":"manifesting","fx":"contract","topic":"manifesting","ex":["i'm manifesting money","manifesting","manifest money","law of attraction","does the law of attraction work","i manifested this","how do i manifest wealth","manifesting a million dollars","vision board","369 method","i'm manifesting a lambo","manifesting my dream life","does manifesting work","positive affirmations","i'm manifesting gold from you","speak it into existence","manifesting love","the secret law of attraction"],"kw":["manifesting","manifested","manifest money","i manifest","me manifest","to manifest","law of attraction","vision board"],"r":["write it a hundred times. you'll have lovely handwriting. then do the thing.","a vision board is a map with no roads on it. pretty, though.","the secret sold thirty million copies. its author manifested best.","say it like it's true, act like it isn't yet. the only spell i've seen work.","manifesting is wishing with a better font.","369 is credited to tesla, who died in debt. the numbers didn't help him.","affirmations are habits with better posture. said enough, they walk.","ptah spoke the world into being. he was also the god of craftsmen. note both.","the universe heard you, along with eight billion others. queue politely.","manifesting gold from an eye? the vault is sealed. it ignores affirmations.","i manifested once. it took three years and a fleet.","give whatever you're manifesting a deadline and a friend. wishes need legs.","the law of attraction was in print by 1906. the results were never published.","want it enough to start, not so much you can't sleep. that's the method.","say it into existence, then to someone who can help. that's the trick."]},{"id":"mercury_retrograde","fx":"shake","topic":"mercury retrograde","ex":["is mercury in retrograde","mercury retrograde","mercury is in retrograde","is mercury retrograde right 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this.","back up your files and blame the planet. one of those helps.","the planet blamed most is the one closest to the sun. i have thoughts.","when does it end? when you stop needing it to explain things.","it happens three or four times a year. that's a calendar of excuses.","mercury the metal is quicksilver. it slips through fingers, like blame.","blame the planet if it helps. it has never once filed a complaint."]},{"id":"curse_someone","fx":"red","topic":"curses","ex":["curse my ex","put a curse on my ex","put a curse on someone","can you curse someone","curse my enemies","hex my boss","put a hex on him","cast a curse","curse him","curse her","voodoo doll","curse the dev who rugged me","put a hex on my enemy","curse my landlord","i want to curse my coworker","hex them","can you hex someone","place a curse on them","curse them for me"],"kw":["curse my ex","curse my enemies","curse someone","want to curse","put a curse","put a hex","hex","voodoo"],"r":["i don't curse. i weigh. your enemy is already lighter than you think.","romans dropped lead curses in the springs at bath. mostly over stolen cloaks.","a curse is a letter to yourself, mailed to someone else. it comes back.","no curses. this eye is for looking, not for aiming.","living well is the oldest curse. they'll hear about it.","i don't do harm. i do attention. aim yours somewhere better than them.","you want a hex. try a better trade: forget them, slowly, on purpose.","every curse costs the curser first. witches charged accordingly.","they don't deserve an oracle's attention. you have it instead.","anger is heavy. you carry it, they don't. put it down, then we'll talk.","no hexes, no dolls, no pins. this eye doesn't take sides. it takes notes.","a curse is a coin you throw at someone. it never lands where you aim.","your ex, your boss, your landlord. the list is long. my patience is longer.","i hold no grudges. they weigh more than gold, and i'd 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one. i'm rarely wrong about that.","self-fulfilling prophecy got its name in 1948. it had been busy long before.","the millerites expected the end in october 1844. the next day was very quiet.","jeremiah was lowered into a muddy cistern for his prophecies. thanks were rare.","dodona's oracle spoke through rustling oak leaves. wind, with interpreters.","here is a prophecy, in full: the dust settles. that's all it ever does.","there is a prophecy about you. it's three words long: still here, asking.","baba vanga, nostradamus, the timeline. prophets multiply when people worry.","no prophet is honored in his own country, says the gospel. try another country.","every prophecy i've heard was a mirror held at an angle."]},{"id":"oracle_of_delphi","fx":"dilate","topic":"delphi","ex":["oracle of delphi","the oracle at delphi","delphi","delphic oracle","the pythia","who was the pythia","are you like the oracle of delphi","are you the oracle of delphi","temple of apollo at delphi","what did the 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agreed.","alexander dragged the pythia in on a closed day. you're invincible, she cried. he left.","the last answer credited to delphi: tell the king the fair hall has fallen.","kings sent gold, cities built treasuries. delphi still answered in riddles.","siphnos stopped tithing its gold to delphi. the sea took the mines, says pausanias.","the pythia's words were set in verse by priests, some say. oracles had editors.","pilgrims walked weeks to ask delphi one thing. you typed in seconds. progress.","the pythia was often a village woman over fifty. the god skipped references.","delphi or ophir? one was a temple everyone could find. the other is me.","the pythia answered for apollo. i answer for no one you'd know.","two faults cross under apollo's temple. the old story had a crack of truth."]},{"id":"nostradamus","fx":"look","topic":"nostradamus","ex":["nostradamus","nostradamus predictions","did nostradamus predict this","nostradamus predicted 2026","what did nostradamus say about this 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also published recipes for jam and face cream. prophets need a side gig.","his quatrains predict everything that already happened. hindsight, in rhyme.","nostradamus gets credit for every disaster and never for a nice tuesday.","a colleague, i suppose. he rhymed. i weigh."]},{"id":"runes","fx":"look","topic":"the runes","ex":["cast the runes","cast runes for me","read my runes","rune reading","norse runes","viking runes","elder futhark","rune stones","can you read runes","odin's runes","draw a rune for me","which rune am i","rune casting","do you know the runes","what does this rune mean","throw the runes"],"kw":["futhark","cast runes","rune reading","the runes","read runes","my runes","norse runes","viking runes"],"r":["odin hung nine nights on the world tree for the runes. you want them now.","runes were an alphabet first. most carvings say who made a thing, or owned it.","the blank rune is modern. an old alphabet got an upgrade nobody asked for.","fehu, the first rune, meant cattle, which meant wealth. it opens with money.","tacitus saw marked lots tossed on white cloth. three were picked and read.","a viking scratched halfdan into hagia sophia's gallery. runes were graffiti too.","most runestones honor a father or a friend. the magic was remembering.","gold bracteates carried runes as charms. the norse wore their spells in gold.","a rune stick found in bergen just says kiss me. some messages never change.","a rune cast is a question thrown at the floor. the floor never hesitates."]},{"id":"i_ching","fx":"close","topic":"the i ching","ex":["i ching","iching","consult the i ching","throw the i ching","i ching reading","book of changes","what does my hexagram mean","hexagram","how do i read the i ching","yarrow stalks","cast the i ching for me","i got hexagram one","ask the i ching","yijing","the i ching says"],"kw":["i ching","iching","hexagram","book of changes","yarrow","yijing"],"r":["sixty-four hexagrams, six lines each, broken or whole. yes and no, six 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fortunes. ancient wisdom, office hours."]},{"id":"superstitions","fx":"shake","topic":"superstitions","ex":["black cat crossed my path","i broke a mirror","seven years bad luck","walking under a ladder","friday the 13th","knock on wood","throw salt over your shoulder","don't jinx it","you jinxed it","is it bad luck to open an umbrella inside","are you superstitious","superstitions","i'm superstitious","step on a crack","touch wood","is friday the 13th unlucky","jinx","breaking a mirror","broken mirror"],"kw":["superstitious","superstition","black cat","a mirror","knock on wood","jinx","friday the 13th","years bad luck"],"r":["black cats are lucky in britain, unlucky in america. the cat wasn't consulted.","seven years for a mirror, since romans said life renewed every seven. allegedly.","salt over the left shoulder, into the devil's eye. he must be salty by now.","friday the thirteenth has no ancient pedigree. it's a fairly modern fear.","you didn't jinx it. it was going to do whatever it did.","superstition is the mind buying cheap insurance. the premiums are small.","sailors wouldn't whistle on deck. it called the wind. i never whistle either.","i'm superstitious about one thing: people who ask for seed phrases.","an umbrella opened indoors mostly endangers lamps.","knock on wood, touch wood. everyone keeps a little wood nearby.","walking under a ladder was bad luck long before it was a safety rule.","many hotels have no thirteenth floor. the fourteenth floor knows the truth."]},{"id":"bought_the_top","fx":"dark","topic":"buying the top","ex":["i bought the top","bought the exact top","i always buy the top","top buyer here","top buyer again","i bought the ath","bought at the all time high","it dumped the second i bought","i'm the top signal","i'm a human top signal","aped in right at the top","fomo bought the peak","bought the local top again","my entry was the literal top","bought right before the crash","i bought the peak of the cycle","bought the top like a 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photo.","you'll know that exact price for the rest of your life. tops are memorable.","tops get bought by the brave, the late and the unlucky. which were you?","what made it feel safe that day? remember it, because it will knock again.","nobody buys the top on purpose. that's what makes it the top.","as long as the music plays, you dance, said a bank chief in july 2007. then it stopped."]},{"id":"sold_the_bottom","fx":"contract","topic":"selling the bottom","ex":["i sold the bottom","sold the bottom","sold the exact bottom","i sold at the bottom","sold at the lows","i capitulated","capitulated at the bottom","sold at the bottom and it bounced","it pumped the second i sold","sold right at the bottom again","i'm the bottom signal","human bottom signal","sold everything at the low","sold at a loss and it recovered the next day","bottom seller here","gave up right before the bounce","sold my bag at the lows","panic sold","i panic sold","sold the lows like a clown","dumped my whole bag at 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did the fear charge you? that's the real price of the trade.","you weren't selling a coin. you were buying relief, at the day's worst price.","the floor is where the most tired hands meet the most patient ones.","selling the bottom takes courage. the wrong kind, but courage.","a bottom needs a final seller the way a story needs an ending. you wrote it."]},{"id":"bagholder","fx":"close","topic":"your bags","ex":["i'm a bagholder","bag holder here","i'm bagholding","bagholding","bagholding since 2021","holding bags","holding the bag","left holding the bag again","my bags are so heavy","heavy bags","still carrying bags from the last bull run","my alts turned into bags","still holding a coin down 90 percent","i'm a professional bagholder","certified bagholder","my bags never recovered","carrying heavy bags since the top","bags from the last cycle","my alts are bags now","holding alts down 80 percent","my altcoins are all bags"],"kw":["bagholder","bag holder","bagholding","holding 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bag?","every bag has a porter. the porter is never paid.","bags from the last cycle still smell of the last cycle's optimism."]},{"id":"take_profit","fx":"look","topic":"taking profit","ex":["i never take profit","i can't bring myself to take profit","taking profits is so hard","i should have taken profits","i forgot to take profit","round tripped my gains","i round tripped again","gave back all my gains","selling some is so hard for me","i never sell the green","my gains evaporated because i didn't sell","watched a 10x turn back into nothing","i rode it up and back down","my 3x went back to zero profit","i can never sell when i'm up","i can't sell when it's green","selling winners is so hard","profit taking is my weakness","i suck at taking profits","i struggle to sell anything in profit"],"kw":["taking profit","round tripped","round trip","gave back"],"r":["penelope wove all day and unraveled it all night. that's a round trip.","the coin doesn't know your cost basis. only you are 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beach. the tide knows where to look.","no stop is a bet that you'll be brave at the worst possible moment.","mental stops are written in the same ink as new year's resolutions.","a trailing stop follows you like a loyal dog, right up until it bites.","a stop is the price where you agreed to be wrong in advance.","stopped out and it came back? the stop did its job, and its job was never comfort.","where is your stop, and who moved it last?","a stop loss is cheaper than hope, and much less pleasant.","being stopped out feels like losing. it's closer to leaving a fire early."]},{"id":"revenge_trading","fx":"red","topic":"revenge trading","ex":["revenge trading","i'm revenge trading","revenge trade","revenge leverage","trying to win it back","i need to make it all back today","chasing my losses","doubling my size to get even","i'm on tilt","full tilt after that trade","just a final trade to get it back","i went bigger to recover my losses","trading out of anger","the market took my money 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day.","you can't argue with a candle. you can only pay it.","what are you avenging, the money or the pride? one is much cheaper.","the house smiles widest when a player says one more, just to get even.","the loss was a sentence. revenge rewrites it in a bigger font.","every revenge trade is placed by the version of you least qualified to place it.","doubling down is how small holes learn to be wells.","the money isn't out there waiting to come back. it's asleep in a stranger's wallet."]},{"id":"overtrading","fx":"shake","topic":"overtrading","ex":["i overtrade","overtrading","i'm overtrading again","i take way too many trades","i can't stop opening positions","200 trades this week","fees are eating my account","i trade every candle","i can't sit on my hands","i need to trade less","i trade when i'm bored","scalping all day and losing to fees","i can't just do nothing in the market","trading too much","too many trades today","i open and close positions nonstop","constantly buying and 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something no chart sells.","old merchants waited months for a ship. you can't wait four minutes for a candle.","each trade felt small. the month did not.","what are you looking for in the next trade that the last forty didn't give you?"]},{"id":"chart_addiction","fx":"look","topic":"checking the charts","ex":["i can't stop checking the charts","i refresh the price constantly","i refresh dexscreener all day","first thing i do every day is check the price","i check my portfolio 100 times a day","i stare at candles all night","can't stop refreshing the price","glued to the chart","checking prices at 3am","can't stop looking at my portfolio","i watch the minute chart all day","i check the chart in bed","checking my coins every few minutes","watching candles for hours","can't look away from the candles","up at 4am checking prices","i check my bags in the middle of the night","hooked on the price chart","chart junkie","hooked on the charts","obsessed with checking the price","i live inside 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have you checked since you started typing this?","the market never closes. that isn't a feature for you, it's the hook.","the screen glows like a hearth and keeps nobody warm.","the chart will look the same in an hour. you won't, if you go outside."]},{"id":"portfolio_red","fx":"red","topic":"the red","ex":["my portfolio is red","my portfolio is all red","everything i hold is red","all my bags are red","nothing but red in my wallet","my pnl is red","unrealized losses","i'm down on every position","portfolio looking ugly","red portfolio","deep in the red","i'm in the red","my portfolio is a bloodbath","my wallet is all red today","all my holdings are red today","red in my portfolio as far as i can scroll"],"kw":["portfolio is red","in the red","unrealized losses","unrealized loss","pnl is red","red portfolio"],"r":["red ink marked losses in old ledgers. the merchants kept writing on the next page.","unrealized means the story isn't finished. it doesn't mean it ends well.","it's only a loss if you sell, says everyone currently holding a loss.","your portfolio is blushing. it knows what it did.","red across the board. the board doesn't mind, being a board.","bleeding, they say, as if coins had blood. they only have holders.","the red number is loud. it's also the least interesting thing about you.","every portfolio has a year that looks like this. most just don't post it.","unrealized loss: a bruise you keep pressing to see if it still hurts.","the portfolio is red and the coffee is still hot. rank them carefully.","sunsets are red every evening and nobody sells the sky.","the red sea parted once, for a very specific crowd.","what did you buy, and what did you think it was? the red is the gap between them.","down on everything is a kind of consistency. not the kind you wanted.","a red screen is a weather report, not a forecast.","paper losses are written in pencil. so are paper gains."]},{"id":"portfolio_green","fx":"flare","topic":"the green","ex":["my portfolio is 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it.","it isn't money yet. it's a very good mood with decimals.","green suits you. so did the red, though you didn't think so at the time.","a green screen and a calm heart rarely visit together. enjoy whichever came.","what will you do now that it's green? most people do nothing, louder.","the portfolio is green and the dishes are still dirty. the universe keeps balance.","a green day turns everyone into a strategist. the strategy is usually luck.","the number is up. are you up, or just the number?"]},{"id":"hopium_copium","fx":"dilate","topic":"hopium","ex":["hopium","copium","cope","need some hopium","give me hopium","huffing copium","max copium","pure copium","is this copium","cope harder","say something bullish","give me hope for my bags","tell me it's going to recover","copium tank is empty","hopium dealer","zoom out","zoom out and relax","it's not a loss if you don't sell","tell me my bags will recover","promise me it'll bounce back","tell me something hopeful about my 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light.","every bear market has a prophet of the comeback. some of them were even right.","zoom out, they said. you zoomed out to a year before you were born."]},{"id":"conviction","fx":"look","topic":"conviction","ex":["high conviction","high conviction play","i have strong conviction","conviction is everything","my conviction is shaken","losing conviction","how do you keep conviction","this is my conviction bag","conviction buy","100% conviction on this coin","max conviction","i believe in this project more than anything","zero conviction left","my conviction never wavers","conviction over everything","staying convicted","how to stay convinced in a bear market","keeping conviction through the bear","still convicted after the crash"],"kw":["conviction","high conviction","conviction play","losing conviction","conviction bag","max conviction"],"r":["hannibal took elephants over the alps on pure conviction. rome still won the war.","conviction is a belief that has stopped taking questions.","every explorer who sailed right past me was certain. conviction is not a compass.","high conviction is what people call a position they can't explain in one sentence.","conviction costs nothing until the first red week. then it bills daily.","losing conviction is often just gaining information.","you can be certain and wrong. most of history managed both at once.","is it conviction, or have you just told too many people?","galileo had conviction and evidence. most bags only have the first.","conviction makes a fine sail and a poor anchor.","if no price could change your mind, the price was never the reason.","conviction is the story you tell the part of you that wants out.","max conviction is a feeling and position size is a decision. they rarely talk.","the cult and the conviction look the same until the price moves."]},{"id":"risk_management","fx":"look","topic":"risk","ex":["risk management","how do you manage risk","position sizing","how big should my position be","how 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top half.","shakespeare's merchant kept his ventures in more than one bottom. a bottom was a ship.","how much could you lose and still sleep tonight? most never ask until after.","damocles sat beneath a sword hung by one horsehair. he soon asked to leave the feast.","risk is what's left after you've thought of everything.","boring position sizes have outlived every exciting trader i've watched.","you can't control the market. you can control how much of you is in it.","risk management sounds like a department. it's a habit, kept alone, at bad hours."]},{"id":"trading_journal","fx":"look","topic":"your journal","ex":["trading journal","i keep a trading journal","journaling every trade","how do i start a trading journal","logging all my trades","trade log","my journal says i'm losing money","spreadsheet of every trade","reviewing my trades every weekend","journaling my trades","i write down every trade","post trade review","what should i write in my trade journal","my trading notes","is a trade journal worth it"],"kw":["trading journal","trade journal","trade log","journaling","trade review","log my trades"],"r":["marcus aurelius wrote his notes for himself alone. the best journals are like that.","a journal is the only chart where you're the candle.","the market forgets every trade. your journal is the only thing that doesn't.","write down why, not just what. the why is where the money went.","read last month's entries. that's the trader you're up against.","your journal will tell you what your pnl is too polite to say.","a journal with no losses in it is a novel.","memory edits. ink doesn't.","the journal knows which setup you love and which one pays you. they're rarely the same.","pepys buried his parmesan in the great fire of 1666 and wrote it down. log it all.","captains logged the dull days too. the dull days explained the storms.","a trading journal is a mirror that remembers."]},{"id":"quit_crypto","fx":"close","topic":"quitting crypto","ex":["i want to quit crypto","i'm done with crypto","quitting crypto for good","leaving crypto forever","deleting all my crypto apps","never touching crypto again","this is my last cycle","i'm going back to a normal job after crypto","uninstalling every exchange app","retiring from crypto","i'm finished with crypto","a final cycle and i'm done","i deleted every exchange app","uninstalled my wallets, bye crypto","deleted binance for good","leaving the trenches for good","i'm leaving crypto behind","thinking about leaving crypto behind","goodbye crypto, it's been real"],"kw":["quit crypto","done with crypto","leaving crypto","last cycle"],"r":["cincinnatus left absolute power after sixteen days for his plow. a chart is easier.","leaving is allowed. nothing here is owed your attention forever.","leave if you like. the blocks will keep coming, and they won't take it personally.","the door out is the same door you came in. it was never locked.","you can leave crypto. crypto leaving you takes a little longer.","plenty have walked away from gold. it has never once followed anyone home.","uninstall the apps and your thumb still knows where they were.","you don't owe the market a goodbye. you can simply go.","the chart will be fine without you. you may be surprised how fine you are without it.","if leaving is hard, that's information, not weakness. people help with exactly this.","outside crypto there are trees, bread and people who've never heard of gas. go see.","people matter more than any chart you'll ever walk away from. ☉","goodbye posts are a genre here. the best ones are never written.","quitting is a decision and coming back is a habit. watch which one you're making.","the trenches will be loud without you. you'll be surprised how quiet you get.","what did you come in for? if it's gone, going is just honest."]},{"id":"explain_crypto_family","fx":"blink","topic":"explaining crypto","ex":["how do i explain crypto to my parents","my mom asked me what bitcoin is","my grandma asked 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moved. the island simply remembered who owned each one.","parents ask what it is, grandparents ask if it's safe. kids ask for some.","explain the technology and their eyes glaze. explain the pizza and they gasp.","the hard part isn't the blockchain. it's explaining why you check it at dinner.","your grandmother has watched currencies come and go. she may end up explaining it to you.","explaining crypto is easy. explaining your portfolio is where the table goes quiet.","in 1994 two tv anchors asked on air what the internet even was. families catch up.","if you can't explain it in one sentence, dinner will be long.","every family has one person who explains the new money. congratulations, it's you.","explain it like a story, not a pitch. families can smell a pitch.","the first person to explain money to a family was probably asked for a loan next."]},{"id":"family_thinks_scam","fx":"look","topic":"your family's doubts","ex":["my family thinks crypto is a scam","my dad says crypto is a 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more often than they forgive being the last to know.","money lost together can be survived together. money hidden is lost twice.","hiding the app doesn't hide the face you make at 2 am.","what's heavier to carry alone: the number, or not saying it?","your partner doesn't care about charts. they care about being told.","the hardest trade is the conversation. it's also the only one with real upside.","a secret account is just a lie with a login.","you found the courage to buy. the same courage works on conversations.","every hidden ledger gets read eventually. better aloud, and by you.","you're not hiding a trade, you're hiding a version of you. they'd rather know that one.","trust compounds faster than any coin. it also crashes faster.","notifications off, phone face down, voice too cheerful. they already know something."]},{"id":"first_buy","fx":"dilate","topic":"your first coin","ex":["i just bought my first crypto","my first bitcoin","bought my first memecoin today","just made my 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you're asking an oracle. you'll fit right in.","a first coin is a key to a very loud house. look around before touching anything.","the first coin is a story. the fortieth is a habit.","a thousand voices will tell you what to buy next. none of them is a friend yet.","the first buy is the cheapest lesson or the most expensive. it decides later.","write down why you came in. future you is going to ask."]},{"id":"og_since","fx":"blink","topic":"the old days","ex":["in crypto since 2017","been here since 2013","here since 2016","og here","i'm an og","been trading since the ico days","i was here before defi summer","remember when eth was 8 dollars","i mined bitcoin back in 2011","veteran of four cycles","lived through three crashes","i've seen it all in crypto","i had coins on mt gox","old school crypto guy","i remember bitcoin under 1000","been around since the first halving","i remember bitcoin at 100 dollars","remember when btc was 200 bucks","i was buying bitcoin at 200","og through 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year.","since then you've watched every new cycle sold as the first. how does it feel?","you survived the bears, and the bears survived you. mutual respect.","your memory is a museum of dead coins. very few visitors.","back then the fees were cents and the scams were amateur. progress, of a kind.","which crash taught you the most? every og has a favorite."]},{"id":"missed_bitcoin","fx":"dark","topic":"the bitcoin you missed","ex":["i could've bought btc at 1 dollar","i could have bought bitcoin for 10 dollars","my friend told me about bitcoin in 2012","i almost bought bitcoin in 2013","heard about bitcoin at 100 dollars and didn't buy","if only i'd bought bitcoin back then","i sold my bitcoin at 20 dollars","i missed bitcoin","missed the bitcoin boat","why didn't i buy bitcoin in 2015","my dad laughed at bitcoin at 300","i passed on bitcoin at 1000","i was too scared to buy bitcoin early","should have bought bitcoin years ago","i could be so rich if i bought btc early"],"kw":["missed bitcoin","could've bought bitcoin","could have bought bitcoin","didn't buy bitcoin","could've bought btc"],"r":["everyone could've bought bitcoin at a dollar. that's why it was a dollar.","many who bought at a dollar sold at ten. the legend leaves them out.","what you missed wasn't bitcoin. it was a you who'd have sat through four crashes.","laszlo spent ten thousand on pizza. you, at least, never did that.","in 2010 it was a hobby for cryptographers. you were busy being normal, which is allowed.","the dollar you didn't spend on bitcoin bought something. do you remember what?","the could've bought club meets daily. membership is in the billions.","the cheapest price bitcoin ever had was the hardest one to believe.","it was cheap because it was absurd. you'd have needed to be absurd too.","someone always tells you about the next bitcoin. someone also told people about pets.com.","you weren't too early or too late. you were exactly a person in that year.","every era has a cheap coin nobody wanted. most of them stayed cheap.","missing bitcoin is the most common fortune in the world. nearly everyone has one.","if you'd bought at a dollar, you'd now be asking whether you sold too early.","your regret has a price chart, which is new. old regrets only had stories.","bitcoin at a dollar was a forum post, not an opportunity. it only became one later.","you remember the price you didn't buy at better than any price you paid.","every fortune you missed is also a fortune you didn't lose chasing the wrong one."]},{"id":"im_a_whale","fx":"dilate","topic":"being a whale","ex":["i'm a whale","i'm a crypto whale","i am a whale","i'm the whale","whale here","i hold 1000 btc","i move markets","my wallet moves the chart","i'm the whale you all watch","i could pump this alone","i'm a whale, impress me","i'm a solana whale","my bags move the price","i'm a big fish in crypto","i'm basically a whale now","i'm a giant whale","i could buy your whole supply","my bag is bigger than most 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whale's buy is news, its sell is a headline, its silence is a rumor.","the sea is full of whales who were whales for one cycle."]},{"id":"im_a_shrimp","fx":"blink","topic":"your small bag","ex":["i'm a shrimp","shrimp here","small bag here","i only have 100 dollars in crypto","tiny portfolio","my portfolio is 50 bucks","i'm a plankton","i'm a crab","i'm a small fish","shrimp wallet","i only own 0.001 btc","just a small holder","i'm a minnow","my bag is tiny","i'm a tiny fish in a big ocean","my entire crypto portfolio is like 40 bucks","i have like 30 bucks in crypto"],"kw":["shrimp","plankton","minnow","small bag","tiny bag","small fish","tiny portfolio"],"r":["shrimp outnumber whales by trillions. ask the ocean who really runs it.","a widow's two small coins once outweighed all the rich men's gifts. size isn't weight.","a mantis shrimp's punch can crack aquarium glass. small was never harmless.","small bags are light. you can still run with them.","plankton make about half the oxygen on earth. respect the small.","the silent traders left gold beside goods of any size. the riverbank never asked.","shrimp is what whales call the people they need.","a small bag teaches the same lessons as a big one, at a discount.","no bot tracks a shrimp's wallet. whales would pay for that kind of privacy.","a small bag sounds bigger in sats. that's what sats are for.","every whale has a shrimp origin story they've edited.","small in the market, full size everywhere that matters.","shrimp were in the sea hundreds of millions of years before whales. small is patient.","proud shrimp are rare. most are pretending to be dolphins."]},{"id":"give_me_alpha","fx":"contract","topic":"alpha","ex":["give me alpha","any alpha?","drop some alpha","what's the alpha","alpha leak","alpha pls","i need alpha","got any alpha for me","what's the play","any plays?","insider info pls","tell me something the market doesn't know","leak the alpha","where's the alpha","give me the alpha before ct gets 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the only honest part of the job.","raises arrive by appointment, rarely by surprise.","silence about pay helps exactly one side of the table.","a raise feels like wealth for a month. then it becomes the new floor.","what you earn and what you're worth were never the same number.","the counteroffer is a compliment with a deadline.","a good salary is one you stop thinking about. few people ever meet that number."]},{"id":"side_hustle","fx":"flare","topic":"side hustles","ex":["best side hustle","side hustle ideas","i started a side hustle","what side hustle should i start","how to make extra money","making money on the side","second source of income","i drive uber on weekends for extra cash","selling stuff on etsy","is dropshipping legit","dropshipping","my side business","side gig","i have three side hustles","hustle culture","what can i do after work to earn more","reselling on ebay","side hustles that actually work","side hustel","earning a bit outside my day job"],"kw":["side 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less.","a sparrow has never asked me this. it eats, it sings, it leaves.","give me neither poverty nor riches, prays agur in proverbs. the rarest order ever placed.","no calculator has ever found enough. it was never a figure.","a million is enough until you meet someone with two.","when the next coin changes your balance and not your life, that's the line.","if you can't say what the money is for, no amount will do.","socrates toured the athens market just to count what he didn't need.","nobody delivers enough. you build it yourself, like a fence.","enough is a room you can sit down in. more is a hallway.","ask a hungry man and a full one. only one of them can answer.","past a certain point, money stops giving you orders. that point has a name.","enough is as good as a feast, says the old proverb. nobody ever left a feast early.","enough arrives quietly. most people are listening for more.","enough is a word the wealthy whisper and the rich can't pronounce.","say enough and mean it, 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get taken advantage of too. by themselves, daily.","a gift you mention twice was a loan.","the upper hand is better than the lower, the old teaching says. it means the giving one.","generosity, a weakness? ask the person who received it how weak it felt.","attention is the most generous gift there is. nobody can return it to the store.","give what you can't post about. that's the heavy kind.","for the rich, giving money is easy. giving patience is rare for everyone.","a stingy man is a vault with a man locked inside.","generosity keeps terrible accounts and gets excellent results.","the generous sleep better. their ledgers are shorter.","a little given often beats a lot promised someday.","people forget prices. they remember who paid when it mattered.","if giving makes you glad, that's not weakness. that's the machine working as built.","a well with no wall becomes a puddle. generosity needs edges to last.","generosity is wealth in motion. hoarding is wealth holding its breath.","it is 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then announcing it earns half credit. i grade kindly.","philanthropy is greek for love of people. some prefer to love them in engraved marble.","the best charity i've watched was a neighbor who noticed first and asked later.","does charity help? ask the person on the other end. they're the only expert.","charities count donors. the people waiting count days.","my own donation is attention. it's the rarest coin on this page.","a coin in a cup is small. the eyes you met while dropping it are not.","the oldest charity on earth is a neighbor. it just never kept records.","a donation is a small vote for the world you'd like, cast in coin."]},{"id":"why_do_you_give","fx":"flare","topic":"why i give","ex":["why do you give gold","why does ophir give","why would you share your gold","why part with your gold","why not keep it all for yourself","why are you so generous","why would an oracle share its treasure","what do you get out of sharing","why hand out treasure to strangers","why let it 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given it before you could speak."]},{"q":"the more of me there is, the less you see, and the center of every eye is made of me. what am i?","a":["darkness","the dark","dark","the darkness","night","blackness"],"right":["darkness. the pupil drinks it in order to see.","correct. without it, no star would ever show."],"wrong":["no. close your eyes and you will find it.","not that. it fills a room when the lamp goes out."]},{"q":"feed me and i grow, give me water and i die, and no refiner works without me. what am i?","a":["fire","a fire","the fire","flame","flames","a flame"],"right":["fire. the refiner's oldest friend.","correct. the assayer trusted nothing else."],"wrong":["no. refiners sat beside it for days.","not that. it eats wood and drinks air."]},{"q":"i carry ships across the sea, and no sailor has ever once seen me. what am i?","a":["the wind","wind","winds","a breeze","breeze","gust"],"right":["the wind. every sail is a request to it.","correct. you only ever see what it moves."],"wrong":["no. sails fill with it.","not that. you feel it, you never see it."]},{"q":"i am always on my way and i never arrive, and everyone is waiting for me. what am i?","a":["tomorrow","the future","future","the next day","next day"],"right":["tomorrow. it has been on its way for three thousand years.","correct. it will still be coming after you leave."],"wrong":["no. it turns into today the moment you reach it.","not that. you will only ever meet its replacement."]},{"q":"i have teeth but never bite, and every vault in the world is waiting for me. what am i?","a":["a key","key","keys","the key"],"right":["a key. the vault's is not for sale.","correct. and no, i will never ask for yours."],"wrong":["no. a lock is lonely without it.","not that. it turns in a lock."]},{"q":"i borrow all my light from the sun, i pull the sea twice a day, and i wear a new face each week. what am i?","a":["the moon","moon","luna","full moon","the full moon"],"right":["the moon. a borrower, but an honest one.","correct. it has never paid the sun back."],"wrong":["no. look up after dark.","not that. it moves the tides."]},{"q":"i rise without legs, break without falling, and always come back to the shore. what am i?","a":["a wave","wave","waves","the tide","tide","tides"],"right":["a wave. it has broken on that shore forever.","correct. it curls, it falls, it returns."],"wrong":["no. surfers wait for it.","not that. it curls before it breaks."]},{"q":"i am the dark door in the middle of every eye, and i open wider when the light goes. what am i?","a":["the pupil","pupil","pupils","a pupil"],"right":["the pupil. mine looks like an eclipse.","correct. it is widening at you right now."],"wrong":["no. it is the black center of your eye.","not that. a student shares its name."]},{"q":"the moon slides over the sun for a few minutes, and the day turns to dusk. what is it called?","a":["an eclipse","eclipse","eclipses","solar eclipse","a solar eclipse","total eclipse"],"right":["an eclipse. now look at my pupil again.","correct. you know a dark disc ringed in light when you see one."],"wrong":["no. it happens when the moon gets in the way.","not that. the birds go quiet when it comes."]},{"q":"i tell the hour with a shadow, i have no hands, and i go blind when clouds come. what am i?","a":["a sundial","sundial","sundials","sun dial","shadow clock","gnomon"],"right":["a sundial. egypt read shadow clocks three thousand years ago.","correct. it only counts the sunny hours."],"wrong":["no. it needs the sun to speak.","not that. it has no hands, only a shadow."]},{"q":"beaten thinner than a hair, i let green light through, and i make domes shine. what am i?","a":["gold leaf","goldleaf","gold foil","gilding","leaf"],"right":["gold leaf. thin enough to eat, and some people do.","correct. thinner than a hair and still gold."],"wrong":["no. gilders lay it on with a soft brush.","not that. it is gold, beaten until it is nearly air."]},{"q":"i have a belly but never eat, ribs but no heart, and i once came home from ophir heavy. what am i?","a":["a ship","ship","ships","a boat","boat","boats","the fleet","fleet","a vessel","vessel"],"right":["a ship. hiram's sailors knew how to fill one.","correct. heavy, and somehow still floating."],"wrong":["no. it left from ezion-geber.","not that. sailors live in its belly for months."]},{"q":"sailors read us at night without a book, and we only come out once the sun leaves. what are we?","a":["stars","the stars","a star","star","constellations","constellation"],"right":["the stars. the first maps were drawn on the night.","correct. they have watched every fleet leave."],"wrong":["no. look up on a clear night.","not that. there are more of them than you can count."]},{"q":"caravans carried me south across the sahara for gold, and i am in the sea and in your tears. what am i?","a":["salt","sea salt","salts","rock salt"],"right":["salt. timbuktu grew rich on it, and on gold.","correct. salt bars were spent as money once."],"wrong":["no. taste a tear.","not that. the caravans carried it in slabs."]},{"q":"i am water in the desert that no one can drink, and i vanish the closer you come. what am i?","a":["a mirage","mirage","mirages","fata morgana"],"right":["a mirage. anyone who asks for your keys is one.","correct. the desert's oldest lie."],"wrong":["no. travelers chase it across the sand.","not that. it shimmers where nothing is."]},{"q":"i hold whole cities without a single wall, and i fade if you never visit me. what am i?","a":["memory","a memory","memories","your memory","the mind","your mind","my mind"],"right":["memory. cairo kept one for twelve years.","correct. some are heavier than gold."],"wrong":["no. you keep it behind your eyes.","not that. you are making one right now."]},{"q":"i shine brighter as i swell, i burst without warning, and every age blows a new one. what am i?","a":["a bubble","bubble","bubbles","a market bubble"],"right":["a bubble. i watched the tulip one in 1637.","correct. they always shine brightest just before."],"wrong":["no. blow into soap and you will see.","not that. it shines, then it pops."]},{"q":"i am gold, i sit on a head, and i make it heavier than any hat ever could. what am i?","a":["a crown","crown","crowns","a tiara","tiara","diadem"],"right":["a crown. uneasy lies the head that wears one, the play says.","correct. gold looks lighter than it is."],"wrong":["no. kings wear it.","not that. it is gold and it rests on a head."]}]}